Opposite Day In Ponyville

Just gotta get to Fluttershy's house, then everything will be all right. You quickly get to her cottage and begin slamming on the door quickly.

"FLUTTERSHY PLEASE LET ME IN, I'M HAVING A TERRIBLE DAY!"

The door opens slightly, before turning into a sliding automatic one. You hear a voice from within the cottage. "You may enter Ensign Mousse."

You run and look around, for some reason you can't quite put your finger on, the cottage looked different. Maybe it was all the space age technology and flashing lights that didn't really tell you anything about the workings of the systems.

"Uh...Fluttershy?" You call out as the sliding doors slammed behind you, narrowly slicig your buttocks.

"ENSIGN ANON E MOUSSE, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE INFRACTING UPON THE FEDERATION DECENCY CODE!" A booming voice said from behind a large spinning chair.

Federation...whaaa?" You ask, drooling from your mouth.

"I will not have such insolence on my bridge Ensign. I'll have you demoted to Scrub Monkey Third Class!" The chair spun around, revealing a completely bald Discord, wearing a red sweater vest.

"Oh jeez, it's just you Discord." You sigh with relief.

"THAT'S CAPTAIN DISCORD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE ENSIGN MOUSSE" He states stomping over to you, inspecting you from head to toe.

"And as you can see...." he began stating as a book poofs out of nowhere, and he begins reading.

"You are in clear violation of Federation Code A subsection J, paragraph 12, sentenence 4, letter 24. 'Q'. He slams the book shut and frowns at you.

"What do you have to say in defense of your actions Ensign?"

"You're a moron. Where's Fluttershy?" You state rolling your eyes.

"INSUBORDINATION AGAINST YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER? WELL, THAT JUST SHINES MY BALD HEAD, DOESN'T IT NUMBER 2?"

Another chair turns around. "Yes, it does Captain." It was Fluttershy, with a manly goatee and also in a red vest.

"FLUTTERSHY!" You run over to her and embrace her.

"VIOLATION OF THE DON'T ASK DON'T TELL POLICY! GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!" Discord continued to screech as he played into a flute.

Fluttershy quickly dropped you and began walking to Discord's side. "I'm in complete agreement with you Captain. This...ANIMAL, doesn't deserve to stand on the same bridge as you or I. Especially one as ugly as HE is."

Your knees tremble slightly as your heart begins shattering completely.

"Well then, it is settled, Ensign Anon E Mousse, you are hereby banished to the doghouse prison of Fluttershy's backyard for the charge of being UGLY and STUPID. This court martial is adjorned.

You suddenly feel yourself being picked up by Fluttershy who stares at you angerly.

"Fluttershy, wait, please... if anyone could understand whats going on, its you."

You pull at her mane a little, and she brushes you off.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak to filthy, ugly, stupid animals like you."

You feel yourself being thrown right out the window, and into a mud pile, where several happy pigs were overjoyed to see you.

You look at the doghouse in the pig pile, and you decide to crawl inside and begin crying. This is your home now you guess.

Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.

"Wasn't that a tad bit mean Discord?"

"You do mean Captain Discord right?"

"No, I mean Discord." Fluttershy stomped her hoof.

"Oh lighten up dear, It IS Opposite day after all, its not like I like looking like a telepathic cripple afterall."

"Well, I guess you're right. I just hope Anon is enjoying his Opposite day as much as we are."

Back at the pig pen/doghouse. You are still crying your eyes out and vomiting from the stench of pile of what you hope to be pig fudge that you are laying in.

"Oh keep it down would you, some of us are TRYING to enjoy our holiday!"

You know that voice, you quickly crawl out of the doghouse and see Rarity basking in the sun with piles of pig slop all over her.

"Rarity, what in the name of Celestia's green earth are you doing sunbathing in pig slop for?"

Rarity takes off her overly sequined sunglasses and stares at you.

"Just because it's Opposite Day, doesn't mean I can't be beautiful you damn dirty ape. No offense love."