The Epic Adventures of Fluttershy's Cousin

Miharu Fujiwara had spent a long day of sucking dicks. With a belly full of semen, she was walking home, feeling accomplished. Not only did the work pay well, it was also quite enjoyable work. Suddenly Angel, one of Miharu's many fuckbuddies, ran across the road, her asshole positively gaping.

"Now where's she going?" wondered Miharu. She quickly galloped after the pink and blue whore.

'Miharu followed Angel into the Everfree Forest. As Angel entered a clearing in the woods, Miharu lay down and watched from the brush. Angel was approaching a veritable giraffe, a unicorn of insane height who was probably also ridiculously overpowered.

"Princess Lily," began Angel, "The tests are going well. Soon we'll be able to make everyone in Equestria into a homosexual!"

Just then Miharu remembered her stomach was massively engorged with horse semen, and promptly vomited all over the nearest passerby, a violet-maned changeling named Silent Dust who had a cutie mark for some fucking reason. Naturally Silent Dust found being drenched in regurgitated horse cum incredibly arousing, and she grew a massive erect horsecock. Miharu begged the cum-soaked changeling to keep quiet so she could continue staring into the void of her pink friend's gaping anus under the pretext of spying, but Silent Dust found the lust of her new futa-cock to be unbearable. She launched herself towards the wide open maw of Angel's distended ponut. Angel screamed as Silent Dust tried to jam her throbbing, 4 foot long futa cock into her semen-stained butthole.

At the very last second, the shit-covered head of a violet fairy pony named Tess Opal-Quartz emerged from Angel's ass and began shouting at Silent Dust, "Th-this is my hole! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!"

With all the noise coming from the brush, the insanely tall Princess Lily sent her personal guard, Shadow the Gryphon, over to investigate. Upon finding the orgy, he cut everyone with his edges until they stopped fucking.

"Nothin personnel, kids," he said as he dragged them all with his dual-wield katanas over to the towering Princess Lily.

Miharu remembered that Angel had killed herself months ago. She looked again and saw that Silent Dust was, in fact, balls deep in a skeleton. But none of that mattered now. She was dropped at the hooves of the lanky mary sue Princess Lily, left totally at the mercy of that skyscraper of a mare.

All of the sudden tentacles appeared out of nowhere and went towards Princess Lily's ponut, you could hear the screams for miles, Shadow attempted to cut the tentacles with his edges, but a shotgun tentacle appeared and stuffed itself inside Shadow's anus, the griffon attempted to cut the shotgun with his anal edges, but to no avail. You then heard a blast, and shadow was blown to bits, the only thing left was Shadow's anal cervix on top of the shotgun tentacle, you then threw up, threw up so much that you didn't stop for hours, when you finally came to, you found yourself in a trippy kaledioscope world. You were really confused since the story suddenly shifted into 2nd person. You had no idea who you were. Were you that Miharu bitch? IDK, she seems like sorta the main character so why the fuck not? Okay, you were her. You vomited some more cum whynot.

Miharu was confronted by two young ponies. One was a filly and the other was a trap. These were the Cherries, renowned for their severe autism throughout all of Equestria. They stared silently, expressionless. Fortunately, being Fluttershy's cousin and also a filthy jap, Miharu was used to this sort of behavior. She was certain she could beat these two in an autism-off. Miharu began loudly reciting a clopfic of her marysue oc seducing both princesses and the mane 6 at once. She broke the narrative frequently for pointless exposition drops about various characters' cliche tragic pasts. She began clopping, a steady stream of marinara gushing from her marehood. At no point did she break eye contact.

Unrelated, Silent Dust was still humping a skeleton.

The Cherry twins were determined not to be outdone though. They donned their fedoras and proceeded to do an interpretive dance to a remix of the brony song "Discord". Their dance told the tale of a young artist who wanted to become internet famous by defending the honor of keyboard feminists, and by the time the song was over the siblings were locked in an incestuous embrace. The two tipped their fedoras and sat perfectly still, waiting for a counter from Miharu.

Full of determination and semen, Miharu donned a fursuit of her cousin Fluttershy, complete with anatomically accurate silicone horsecock (not because futa was her fetish, but to demonstrate the fluidity of her gender, and because futa was her fetish). She pulled out a stolen OC plushie and begins raping it while denouncing religion as a tool of patriarchal oppression. She also reminded everyone that shes totes not actually a lesbian lol she's just using graphic gay sex as a metaphor for exploring gender roles. She uses the word metaphor incorrectly. Confident in her victory, she came potato salad all over the plushie.

Meanwhile Silent Dust was just pounding that skeleton's ass, much to the dismay of the purple fairy-thing.
Also, a third thing wa happening! Lori Thunderthighs von Hurricane wandered in fatly, like she did everything else because she was a unicorn with the power to make herself fat. She started gorging her fat face with the burnt chunks of Shadow the edgy Griffin, getting even fatter. Did I mention she was fat? Her sister Primson Gown started clopping to this, as her fat fucking sister being a fatass was her fetish. Alas, the autism-ing contest was far from over—there was still room for one more in this glorious shitstorm. “SILENCE, YE LOWLY KNAVES!” rang a voice like that of a 12-year-old girl with throat cancer’s. A brilliant aquamarine unicorn mare jumped out of the bush, her moderate arctic blue and light brilliant yellow mane waving in the wind like a limp dick. She cast her fierce moderate chartreuse green gaze on the other three competitors simultaneously, sprouting an extra eye to give Silent Dust a moderately threatening stare. The mare opened her mouth, channeling the power of the Royal Whatever-The-Hell-Kingdom-It-Is-She-Rules Voice.

“Thy parl'r tricks art most amusing, but can ye faceth the autistic pow'r of Princess Melody Sugar-Plum Heart-Cleft Von Musica/Mel/Melody… /Sugar-Plum/Heart-Cleft/Double M/M. M/MHC! Turneth down f’r what!”

Partially due to Segar-Plom’s whale-sodomizing voice, Cleft-Heart’s unreasonable amount of terrible aliases, the brown noise that had seemingly come out of nowhere, and M&M’s abuse of patriarchal Shakespearean English, everyone had promptly dropped all their shit, figuratively and literally; even Silent Dust put his necrophilia on hold to take a dump which he had been holding in for a bit on Angel’s skeleton’s ponut. “You fucking shi-” Tess Opal-Quartz began, only to be silenced by Silent Dust’s chocolate-covered futa-cock again. One note of bass nearly indistinguishable from the sound of defecation filled the shit-stinking air, and Silent Dust, under a stroke of genius, began absently smashing Angel’s skeleton at 100 BPM, precisely alternating the accent of his futa-cock hits to create rhythmic tension. Princess Melodica Segar-Plom Cleft-Heart Van Halen, meanwhile, opened her mouth and began to sing.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE I GOT TRIX UP MY SLEEVE

That was when Princess Lily awoke from her cocaine-induced slumber and deigned to join Silent Dust and Angel's skeleton in their spooky scary skelesex. Angel shouted a startling, shrilly scream as her mistress shoved her boner (haha get it BONEr) up her tight princess marehood. The autistic competitors immediately stopped what they were doing and watched intently, masturbating furiously. And when they came it was with the intensity of six million white-hot suns, so that Miharu knew no more until she woke up. And then she knew only the teeming horde of rape snakes that surrounded her.