The Epic Adventures of Fluttershy's Cousin

Miharu was conscious of what seemed like billions of rape snakes slithering across and inside her body. They crawled up and down her vaginal walls, causing a constant stream of rape-induced sexual arousal to course through her body. She knew from watching lots of tentacle rape porn, the national pastime of her homeland Japan, that when she came the rape snakes would crawl into her womb and lay their rape snake eggs. She tried to think unarousing thoughts, but all she did was prolong the inevitable. Miharu came with the force of six million suns. The rape snakes left, and after Miharu's many orgasms had ceased, she noticed that she was tied down to some kind of table. She really hoped this was unrelated to the tests she had heard Angel's skeleton refer to. Miharu strained to see the room beyond her huge swollen belly. Primson Gown was clopping madly in a nearby cage- forced hyperimpregnation was also her fetish. Her cage was coated in a thick layer of spooge. An eight-foot cock hung suspended by chains nearby, with Silent Dust hanging limply from the base. Angel's purple tinker fairy thing was wedged deep within her urethra.

And than Soaring Sky came from behind and raped her. As Soaring Sky was raping her, she realized that the narrator had been unclear as to who she was. Was she Miharu? Primson? Meghan McCarthy? She concluded that she did not exist, and so with a poof it became apparent that Soaring Sky was raping the air.

Meanwhile the towering Princess Lily lumbered into the room, followed by a blue unicorn. This blue unicorn had stripes, and so it was apparent that he was a mixed breed abomination resulting from a mother who was depraved enough to waste her glorious unicorn genes on a filthy zebra.

"My name is Blue Shuffle," it said, "Now while the Princess here is doing some tests, you all better shut the fuck up and stay the fuck still. Or else I'll blast the bass cannon while you're asleep, and nobody wants that."

Soaring Sky continued to hump the air incessantly, much to the azure ziggercorn's annoyance.

"Hey! You cut that out or you'll really regret it in a few hours when you go to sleep!"

No-one really gave a shit though, so Blue Shuffle spread his hindquarters and offered his ponut to the rape-happy pegasus. Soaring Sky declined, as air was clearly best pone, so Blue Shuffle went to mope emoish-ly. Or he would have went to go mope, had John Cena not materialized from the ground and said "They call it a Royale with cheese." then suplexed him into 1995.

The mention of food roused Lori the fat unicorn, who was being fat in another corner of the lab. She was at this point so fat she could barely move, so they didn't even bother with a cage. A feeding trough in front of her was filled of the remaining bits and pieces of Shadow the ~~Hedgehog~~ Griffin, which she ate fatly. She cut her mouth on all Shadow's edges, but she ate the blood too so that was okay. Her sister clopped furiously, flooding the lab with her marecum. She was also pissing everywhere, because that's how horses cum you filthy fucking casual. Wait, didn't Princess Giraficorn have some actual plot to say? Princess Lily seemed unsettlingly unperturbed by the insanity unfolding around her, including her assistant being time-displaced by a decade. She casually unscrewed John Cena's head with her magic and held it beneath her marehood, releasing a brilliant shimmering cascade of urine into his blank dead eyes as she spoke.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NIGGER FAGGOTS," Princess Lily said calmly.

The ponies shut shutted? shat? the fuck up, but this was their fatal error. The princess reached for a lever marked "homosexual mind control beam". Oh, who could save them in time?

It was at this moment that a perfect, powerful, blue alicorn princess who was Princess Luna's daughter flew in.

"Princess Crescent," cried Princess Lily, "You're too late to save these ponies! Leave now that you may not suffer their fate."

Princess Crescent responded by using her mary sue powers to subdue Princess Lily and cause the homosexual mind control beam to disable harmlessly. Miharu thought this was anticlimactic.

"Noooo! You have defeated me and now I must go to prison," lamented Princess Lily, "Curse you, Princess Crescent!"

All the ponies who were not tied down gathered around Princess Crescent, chanting her name and praising her as their savior.

"Now don't call me 'Princess'," chided Princess Crescent, "I may be perfect but I'm also humble."

They followed Princess Crescent out of the rape snake dungeon, leaving Miharu alone and tied down with nobody but John Cena's piss-soaked head and a womb full of rape snake eggs.

It was the sound Miharu heard from deep within the darkened lab. She couldn't see much over her gigantic rape-egg filled belly, but she heard something scurrying around the lab. No, two somethings. Two somethings who were probably faggots.

The two somethings were indeed faggots. They turned out to be Diamond Gamer, a gaymer gurl who thought uploading videos of herself playing video games to youtube counted as art, and her older sister Xethon Skull, a pony so edgy she actually wore edges as jewelry. Xethon was constantly angry and depressed because she was a retarded emo. Dismond was constantly smug because she had earned her cutie mark before her older sister and to that very day she still taunted her pathetic sister over that fact. Miharu would normally have been quite glad to see other ponies so quickly after being abandoned, but it was at this moment that the rape snakes inside her womb hatched.

The rape snakes burst forth from Miharu, engulfing her would-be saviors with their scaly rape. Their cries for salvation would have gone unanswered if not for an extremely edgy pony flying by the rape castle at that moment. Black Lullaby, a dragon-winged, shaggy abomination with fangs and red splotches, flew in and took all the rape snakes inside of her gaping vagina and trapped them there. She used her edges to free Miharu. As a show of her might, Black Lullaby proceeded to rape Xethon Skull and Diamond Gamer into a coma, and then she turned to speak with Miharu.

Miharu grabbed her by the throat and cried, "Back the fuck off!?!?!?!?"

Miharu cut her hooves on Black Lullaby's throat edges, and watched as her blood slowly trickled down her forehooves. Black Lullaby passed the fuck out at the sight of blood like the edgelord poser she was, and Miharu raped her repeatedly in an attempt to rouse her. Edgy though she may be, Miharu was still all alone in some sort of nazi experiment rape dungeon lab, and a companion would have been nice. Alas, all the rape accomplished was Miharu cutting herself on Black Lullaby's clitoral edges, so Miharu kicked her a few times for good measure then walks off, alone, to face new dangers and shit.

Then Miharu realized she had Ebola.