Fluttershy's inexplicably Japanese cousin thinks it's just another ordinary day of being a hooker. But when she follows the skeleton of her friend to uncover an insidious plot to make everyone in Equestria a faggot, she realizes that today is anything but normal.

I'd like to thank my friends from Ponychan for helping me write this. It's full of OCs but there's no preliminary reading required; we just kind of made up these characters for this story, so don't worry there's no inside jokes or anything like that.
This is one of those funny troll stories, so it's NOT SERIOUS xD.