Miharu was going to die of ebola, that much was certain. After the things she had seen, Miharu was certain that there was no hope for ponydom. The only thing to do was to spread ebola's hemmorhagic love as far as possible, but first she had to get outside. Fortunately, Miharu found some creatine in John Cena's urethra. She poured the illicit supplement on her vagina for maximum absorption, and the transformation began.

Her muscles began to expand and multiply unnaturally, her skin stretched to its limit, and her veins popped out of her skin a full six inches. Miharu used her unnatural muscles to clobber her way out of the rape dungeon and into the world outside. The sky was bright blue, the grass was brilliant green, and the ponies below were completely unsuspecting of the bloody and gruesome death that the autistic hulk above them was planning. With a roar that would make Godzilla weep in pride, Miharu leapt down into the midst of the ponies below. Using the sheer POWER given to her by John Cena's urethra-creatine, she grew three massive horsecocks and began to anally annihilate all who dared come near her big-dicked glory.

And so Calypso Rosea Telemachchus flew in to do battle. Calypso was fully convinced that she was unable to die, and so in a truly fearless feat she ripped off one Miharu's horsecocks. Miharu's blood and semen splattered all over the delusional mare, almost certainly infecting her with the deadly ebola virus.

Miharu's severed horsecock flopped about phallicly, then engorged itself like some kind of dick balloon before giving birth through it's urethra to some fucking German Pegasus named fucking Katana Von Richtofen. Fucking fuck, really? Katana's not a goddamn name. Anyways, in a fit of genius Katana shoves her gigantic horsecock mother up her anus, which fills with so much semen it pushes clear through her digestive tract and she starts puking cum uncontrollably. Clearly this is a mare with a brilliant well thought out plan.

Meanwhile, a fat groaning mass of flesh named Lori Thundersnatch Von Hurricane moaned rotundly, being incredibly fat. Too fat to move or even eat by herself, she simply lay there as her sister Primson fed her the last of Shadow the Edgy Griffin's charred bits (one of his scrotal edges). Lori swallowed, then belched deeply, finally fat enough for the first time in her fat fucking life. Primson had worn her vagina off completely from extreme chaffing, but continued to mercilessly rub her bloody hoof against the open gash on her pelvis. Lori's stomach groaned, then rumbled, then started convulsing violently. She could feel something moving inside her, struggling, clawing its way through her insides. Something…
…edgy

Shadow the Griffin exploded triumphantly out of Lori's anus.

Shadow quickly rallied an army of black and red alicorns, commanded by himself, Silent Dust, and Pain Suffragentice who was Black Lullabye's ultra-edgy husband. The army of edge moved in to confront the hulking, doubly-futa'd Miharu. This was the fulfilment of the ancient prophecy that told of a great battle which would soak the land with spaghetti.

The huge army of edge raised their edgy body parts and spaghetti-bowl shields with a battle cry. "I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF LATER, BUT NOT AS HARD AS I'M GONNA CUT YOU NOW!"

With that, the edge-army advanced upon the double-cocked beast, who was about to rape some mare. But surprise- the "mare" was a trap! While Miharu recoiled, as that was not her fetish (And thus Beacon, the bisexuallyest of all trappones, avoided being raped, which is really a tragedy as surprise sex is his fetish. He still got Ebola though, and he committed sudoku as he feared a nerd might be nearby), the entire edge army got one massive, collective boner. It was truly a bonding moment for all of them. Too bad they were all probably going to die.

Seeing Shadow the ~~Hedgehog~~ Griffin streak above edgily, Katana took careful aim with her asshole, then let out a mighty fart, propelling the severed horsecock that birthed her out of her cum-soaked rectum and into the air. Shadow caught it heroically with one of his edges, holding the phallus above him like his Excalibur. He had his weapon. He had his army. He had his edges. Now he had to strike, before Ebola claimed them all.

It was now that Pandora, great goddess of shit, descended upon Equestria with the intention of halting the battle before all the land was destroyed. Unfortunately this was also when thousands if rape snakes, bred for several generations within Black Lullabye's womb, burst forth from the rape dungeon. These rape snakes had ebola from being inside of Miharu, and prolonged exposure to the disabled homosexual mind control ray had made them all gay. These were no ordinary rape snakes: these were homosexual ebola rape snakes. They descended upon the great goddess of shit, so as to fulfill part of the ancient prophecy: Scaly noodles will pleasure her as she drowns in diseased marinara.

Having devoured and defiled the Shit Creatrix, the gay Ebola rape snake hoard spilled forth, raping all in their path. Most of the edgicorns died, but no one really cared about them anyways. Silent Dust, however, had an ace up her cunt. The purple-maned changeling had, through sheer force of her humping miraculously revived the skelepone Angel, and now the two set forth to trap the rape snakes within Angel's gaping anus. Wave after wave of gay Ebola serpents get sucked within the void, and when finally the last of the rape snakes disappeared into her ponut a great sense of purpose filled Tess Opal-Quartz, the purple shit-fairy that also was there. She leapt forth into Angel's asshole, plugging it tight and sealing the gay ebola rape snakes forever. They tried in vain to induce ass pregnancy, but were trapped deep within Angel's shit.

"This is my hole," Tess the shit-fairy says contently. "It was made for me." Later she got sucked through Angel's digestive tract and turned into a noodle-pony, but that's another story.

The creatine in Miharu's system wore off. Her muscles shrank and her horsecocks withered away. She was now totally helpless.
Silent Dust sauntered over to her fallen enemy, intent on gorging on Miharu's semen vomit, but was stopped by another changeling who also for some reason had a cutie mark. This was Heart Blaze, and she used her power of weed to kill Silent Dust via marijuana overdose. Heart Blaze and Princess Crescent took Miharu to jail, where she remains to this day, her mind utterly broken by the horrors of the knowledge of the real world.

All around her there are autistic ponies with tragic backstories and broken horns and fat neckbeards brandishing fedoras, all ruled by histrinoic teenage girls. Her cousin Fluttershy sends her cow manure every week.

Miharu knows that this is hell.

And that she deserves it.

Author's Note

This work was the collective effort of Ponychan. We all gathered together to write something funny for the brony community, and this has been the result. Everyone there, myself included, contributed literary talents and created the hilarious OCs invented for this story, so I did write the story but so did a bunch of other great bronies! And sorry if it was a little bit icky; that's just le internet for you XD.