Tales of a brony and a non-brony
Meeting the others
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*Knock*Knock*
"Fluttershy darling I'm here to pick you up for our trip to the spa." Rarity said.
"C-Coming." Fluttershy replied.
"Alright The Vet, go for it!" Dave whispered.
"Yes, I'll do my best Total Badass." Fluttershy whispered back.
"I just love it when someone calls me a badass." Dave whispered to me.
"Will you shut up!?" You're going to fuck this up if you don't keep your mouth shut! I snapped back.
"Ok ok, jeez." Dave replied.
The door opened and revealed a white pony with a purple mane.
'So this is Rarity.' I thought.
"H-Hello Rarity what brings you here?" Fluttershy asked.
Dave face palmed at that question, I just sighed.
"And you were saying I would fuck this up?" Dave asked sarcastically.
"Just be quiet." I whispered back.
"What do you mean darling? We always visit the spa together once a week, don't you remember?" Rarity asked.
"Oh of course, he silly me." Fluttershy replied laughing nervously.
"Is there something wrong darling?" Rarity asked.
"N-No nothing wrong, I was just wondering if you wanted to drink a cup of tea with me before we leave." Fluttershy replied.
"Well darling who would deny such an offer?" Rarity asked.
"So it's a yes?" Fluttershy asked.
"Grab the cups darling." Rarity replied.
Fluttershy smiled and let Rarity inside, she (what kind of surprised me because of the pressure on her) didn't forget to lock the door, luckily Rarity didn't notice.
"Darling not to be rude but can we just have one cup of tea and leave afterwards, I would hate to be late for our appointment." Rarity said.
"O-Of course, you just go and sit on the couch." Fluttershy replied.
"I will darling." Rarity replied with a smile.
Fluttershy walked into the kitchen getting the tea.
"Rarity I have a special kind of tea, would you like to try it?" Fluttershy asked.
"Of course darling." Rarity replied.
Fluttershy walked in with a plate holding two cups of tea, she then put the plate down on the table, suddenly one of the cups started to.....Float? Yep it was defiantly floating.
Rarity then took a sip from her tea.
"Hmmmm darling this tea is delicious, what is it called?" Rarity asked.
"It's called Total Badass." Fluttershy replied.
"What was that darling?" Rarity asked.
"I said it was called Total Badass." Fluttershy replied.
"What?" Rarity asked.
"Is said it was called TOTAL BADASS!" Fluttershy shouted.
"That's our cue." I said.
With that said, we stood up.
"Fluttershy darling what are you talking about? I've never heard of Total Badass tea." Rarity said.
"Rarity whatever you do please don't scream and try to stay calm." Fluttershy replied.
"Why would I scream darling?" Rarity asked confused.
"Just look behind you." Fluttershy replied.
"Alright but I still do............AAAAAAH MONSTERS!" Rarity screamed.
"P-Please stay calm Rarity. "Fluttershy said, well you couldn't really hear her because of Rarity's screaming.
"FLUTTERSHY WE NEED TO RUN!" Rarity said while running to the door, luckily for us Fluttershy locked the door.
"Fluttershy quickly unlock the door!" Rarity said, desperately trying to get away from us.
"Rarity p-please c-calm down, those monsters are my friends." Fluttershy said trying to calm Rarity down.
'She actually considers us being her friends.' I thought.
"Yeah miss Rarity we're good guys." Dave added.
"It can talk!?" Rarity asked confused and horrified.
Yeah we can talk miss and we are not an it we are a he. Dave said.
I gave him a nasty glare before speaking up.
"Listen Rarity was it, we mean you no harm, we are simply lost on this planet." I said.
"W-What d-do you mean this planet, are you not f-from Equestria?" Rarity asked.
"Well.....No we are not, I guess we are extraterrestrials." I replied sheepishly.
"A-Aliens.......Oh sweet Celestia alieaaahhhhhh." Before Rarity could finish her sentence she fainted.
"Oh come on not again!" I shouted.
"O-Oh my, I knew this was a bad idea; t-this i-is all my fault." Fluttershy said with a sad tone.
"No no no please don't cry, it's not your fault if it's anyone's fault it's ours." Dave said trying to cheer Fluttershy up.
"Ehm guys, fainted pony problem over here." I said trying to get their attention.
Dave got up and walked over to me.
"Dude can't you see Fluttershy's upset about this whole thing?" Dave asked/whispered.
"Well last time I checked this whole thing was your idea." I replied.
"I know that's why I'm gonna fix this mess." Dave replied.
What do you mean? I asked.
"My entire life you were always the one who fixed everything, like that time I broke dads vase but you said that you broke it, knowing you would take the beating instead of me, I want to be able to fix my own mistakes man, it's not like I didn't appreciate all the things you did for me but I'm not a little kid anymore, I don't want to be the little brother anymore, for just this once I want to take full responsibility for my actions and be the big brother." Dave explained.
"Is this really how you felt all those times I took the punishment?" I asked.
"Yes, I wanted to tell you that you didn't need to be so over protective, but I never had the guts to tell you......Looks like I'll always need someone to watch my back." Dave said with a down voice.
I gave him a pat on the shoulder.
"Go fix your mistake big brother." I said.
Dave looked at me and gave me a smile, he walked over to Fluttershy and then bend over to whisper something in her ear, she looked at Dave confused but after a few seconds she nodded and they both went into the kitchen.
I looked down and saw Rarity's unconscious body on the wooden floor.
'Damnit Dave when I said fix your mistake I also meant picking Rarity up and setting her on the couch.' I thought.
I sighed and bend over to pick Rarity up, she was also surprisingly light but I guess that was because of their heights or something, Rarity and Fluttershy were about 4 feet tall I was a little over 6 feet tall, so yeah I could kind of understand why they would freak when they saw us.
'Alright let's get you a comfortable bed or couch in this case.' I chuckled a little at that joke, oh god laughing at your own jokes how low can you get?
I gently put Rarity on the couch and walked towards the center of the room and sat dwn on the floor, I just hope that she doesn't take it too long to wake up.
Five minutes later I heard a moan.
'Looks like she's waking up.' I thought.
"Ooh Fluttershy darling I just had the strangest dream, there were two aliens in your cottage and........Oh no." Rarity said.
Rarity looked at me, she was frozen in place and she was opening and closing her mouth as if she wanted to say something.
"Miss whatever you do please don't scream." I said using my most calming voice.
"I-I-I-I." Was the only thing that came out of her mouth.
"Listen I know this might seem strange and all but please just let me explain what happened and how we arrived here." I said.
Rarity hesitantly nodded and I started to explain what happened, I explained what we were and were we came from, how we arrived here (which I just told her that it was a mystery for us as well),that we met Fluttershy and the exact thing happened when she first heard the term aliens and of course I introduced myself.
Twenty minutes of explaining later............
"Well Ramses darling I must say that I never expected to meet an alien first hoof but life is just full of surprises isn't it?" Rarity said.
"You're right about that miss Rarity." I replied.
"Please no miss Rarity darling, just Rarity will do." Rarity replied.
"Ok Rarity, well I've got no idea what we could possibly do now.......Wait didn't you and Fluttershy have a appointment at the spa or something?" I asked.
"Oh buck! Well looks like we will just have to wait until next week.......Again." Rarity said.
"Oh listen Rarity I'm really sorry about all this, if there is anything that I could do for you I would be happy to." 'Damnit why did I say that, who knows what's she's going to ask.' I thought.
"Well darling there is one thing you could do for me." Rarity replied.
"And that is?" I asked.
"It has not gone unnoticed that you wear clothes but why do you wear them?" Rarity asked.
"Well we Humans don't have any furr to protect us from the cold environment, so we wear clothes to keep us warm......And there is the fact we wear clothes to cover up our private area." I explained uncomfortably with this whole topic.
"Private area?" Rarity asked confused.
"You know you’re.......Thing." I replied.
"Thing?" Rarity asked.
"You know your sensitive area." I replied.
"Well we unicorns have many sensitive areas but we don’t cover them up." Rarity replied.
"Oh for fucks sake I'm talking about your vagg." I said.
"Vagg?" Rarity asked.
"Oh sweet mother of-- gah you know when a man and a woman are going to have some kinky time and the man puts his schlong inside the womans vagg." I replied trying to make her drop this whole topic.
"Are you talking about my marehood?" Rarity asked.
"Well......Yes?" I replied.
Rarity blushed furiously at my answer.
"Oh I-I understand heh sorry about that." Rarity replied still blushing.
"It's alright; just try not to bring this subject up again ok." I replied.
"Of course darling but I have another question." Rarity said.
"And that is?" I asked unsure if she was going to ask another one of her questions.
"What happened to your clothes, I mean the design is decent but why do you have 3 cuts in it and the red really messes up the white." Rarity replied.
"Well first" I said while pointing at my blouse "the red is blood." Rarity flinched when I mentioned that "and second I was attacked by a Manticore so that explains the 3 cuts." I explained to her.
"You were attacked by a Manticore and you survived!?" Rarity asked astonished by my explanation.
"Yes I survived but it did come with a cost." I said while pointing at the bandages around my chest.
"Well then you are very lucky to be alive Ramses......And Ramses could I ask you one more thing?" Rarity asked.
"Sure." I replied, secretly I wanted to end this as quick as possible.
"I have never designed clothes for an alien before so.......Would you like it if I made you some new clothes." Rarity asked.
"Wow that's a little rushed don't you think?" I asked.
"Well it's just that I haven't had a lot of inspiration lately but maybe this could brinh it back, so will you allow me?" Rarity asked.
"Well ok I guess but don't you have to take my measurements or something?" I asked.
"Well yes of course I do but we can just go to Carousel Boutique and get your measurements." Rarity replied.
"Ehm mind telling me where Carousel Boutique is?" I asked.
"In the center of Ponyville, why do you ask?" Rarity asked.
"Well I think you are forgetting some things number one me being a six feet tall extraterrestrial that only you and Fluttershy knows and of course there is the fact that I will probably scare the whole town to death." I replied.
"Oh yes heheheh I got a little caught up in the moment, sorry about that." Rarity replied sheepishly.
"That's ok but if it would make you happy then yes I would love it if you designed me some new clothes." I replied.
I swear Rarity I could hear a squeal coming from her.
"Oh this is amazing! Just imagine me Rarity the first unicorn to ever make alien clothes!" Rarity said with much joy.
I just smiled at her childly reaction; it reminded me of the good old days......When dad was still alive.
"And then the guy says mom I'm over here." I heard Dave say.
I could hear laughter in the background, I looked towards the kitchen and I saw Dave and Fluttershy laughing when they walked into the living room.
"That *giggle* was a good one Dave." Fluttershy said.
"Thanks Flutters." Dave replied.
'Already giving them nicknames.' I thought.
"Oh look Rarity's awake." Dave said.
"Oh Rarity thank Celestia you're alright." Fluttershy said while hugging Rarity.
"Yes I am fine darling but I must say I never expected for all of this to happen, I mean us meeting aliens."Rarity said.
"Well for us it's the same thing you know." Dave replied.
'The only difference is that you know them from the inside out.' I thought.
"Oh there is another, tell me darling what is your name?" Rarity asked Dave.
"My name is Dave Bal miss Rarity." Dave replied.
"My my you two surely know how to address a mare but there is no need for formality's darling, just Rarity will do." Rarity replied.
"Ok Rarity how are you handling all this?" Dave asked.
"Well I must say that at first my life was over and that you were going to perform all kinds of alien tests on me but now I see that you two are nice ......What do they call stallions on your planet?" Rarity asked.
"Men." I replied.
"Men yes but no I see that you two are very nice men." Rarity said.
"Yes at first I thought that you were two dangerous aliens but just like Rarity said you two are very nice and I think that if they wanted to hurt us you would have done so already." Fluttershy added.
"Thanks girls but what do we do now?" Dave asked.
"Well I might have an idea." Rarity said.
"And that is?" I asked.
"We could get Twilight and the others, I'm sure that they would be thrilled to meet you two and there is the fact that Twilight is Princess Celestia's personal student, maybe Princess Celestia knows how you arrived here." Rarity said.
"So basically what you’re saying is that you are going to get your friends and bring them over here?" I asked.
"That is the plan darling." Rarity replied.
"Ok we'll trust you on this one; you go get your friends while Dave and I wait here." I replied.
"Rarity is it ok if I stay here with them, it wouldn't be nice of me to leave our guests alone on a planet their not even from......If that's ok with you of course." Fluttershy said.
"Well of course darling, I will get Twilight and the others while you Ramses and......I'm sorry what was your name again?" Rarity asked.
"Dave." Dave replied.
"Right, while you, Ramses and Dave wait here I will get Twilight and the others." Rarity finished.
"Sounds like a plan." Dave said .
"I'll be leaving now, you'll see me in half an hour." Rarity said.
*Click*
"Oh heheheh Fluttershy darling would you be so kind to open the door for me?" Rarity asked sheepishly.
"Sure Rarity." Dave replied.
And with that said Rarity left the house and it was just me, Dave and Fluttershy.
"What were you two talking about anyway?" I asked.
"That's something between me and Fluttershy right Flutters?" Dave asked.
"Yes Total Badass." Fluttershy replied.
At first Dave started to giggle and giggling eventually became laughter, we all joined in and after a minute the laughing started to cool down.
"Oh Dave you and your stupid code-names." I said while wiping away my tears.
"Oh Ramses you and your small schlong." Dave replied.
"Yeah me and my small HEY! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?"
"Aaah so close." Dave said.
"Excuse me but if it's not too much to ask.....Could we maybe listen to some more music?" Fluttershy asked.
"Sure Fluttershy, seems that you are interested in alien music eh?" I asked.
"Well I must say that the first song we listened to was really beautiful." Fluttershy replied.
"Do you want to hear it again?" I asked.
"I-If that's ok with you of course." Fluttershy replied.
"Sure thing Fluttershy." I replied.
And with that we started listening to all kinds of music, from Streets are calling to Burn it down from Linkin Park.
Fluttershy said that our music really touched her, that she felt as if somepony's emotions were flowing through the lyrics.
Twenty minutes later...............
*Knock* *Knock*
"Fluttershy darling I brought everypony like we agreed." We heard Rarity say.
I could hear four other voices as well.
"What do you think they'll look like?" A tomboyish voice said.
"Ah don't know sugarcube but one thanks fer sure, we are not alone after all." Someone with a thick Southern accent said.
The accent reminded me of Billy and Duck, god those guys must be worried about us.
"I hope they like cake or candy ooh ooh or cakecandy or"---"Pinkie!" The one with the Southern accent cut her off.
"Oops sorry but it's just soooooooo exciting we're gonna meet aliens! Isn't this exciting Twilight isn't it? Isn't it? "The one named Pinkie asked. If I remember correctly her name was Pinkie Pie or something, I know because of her voice, god that voice is so annoying, when Dave would watch that show her voice was the first thing I heard.
"Yes it is Pinkie but try not to scare them ok?" The one named Twilight asked.
"Oki doki loki."Pinkie replied.
"Fluttershy would you open the door please?" Rarity asked.
"Coming!" Fluttershy replied.
"Prepare yourself dude because we are gonna be bombarded with questions." Dave whispered.
"Just kill me now." I pleaded.
"Nah this is more fun." Dave replied with a grin.
"Lul." (Dick.)
"David Hasselhof lover." Dave replied.
"David Hasselhof is fucking hot!" I said.
"His men boobs are amazing." Dave replied with awe.
"Alright this is starting to get really gay." I said.
"Nothing wrong with being gay man." Dave replied.
I" didn’t say that there was something wrong with being gay, I just said that this conversation was getting really gay." I replied as a matter of factly.
"Whatever man, are you ready?" Dave asked.
"Nope." I replied.
Just then the door opened and revealed four ponies, there was a purple one who had a purple mane with some pink in it, there was an orange one with a blond mane and a cowboy hat? Ok weird.
There was a cyan one, her mane was multicolored and she appeared to have wing and finally there was a pink one, she had a pink mane and well……She was just really pink.
'That one must be Pinkie Pie.' I thought.
"Well Rarity where are those alien……..OH SWEET CELESTIA ALIENS!" Twilight shouted.
The other three looked at Twilight before looking at us, when they saw us their mouths stood wide open, but something was off, where was Pinkie?
My thoughts were interrupted by a pink blur tackling me to the ground.
"AAH JESUS MALIESUS WHAT THE FUCK!?" I shouted.
I opened my eyes and saw Pinkie literally inches away from my face, she had this wide smile on her face, I swear if she smiled even wider her face would split in two.
"HellomynameisPinkiePiewhatsyoursomygoshyoucantalkdoyoulikecupcakesdoyoudoyou?" Pinkie said.
"Uhm wha?" Was the only thing that managed to come out of my mouth.
"Pinkie get of the alien!" The purple one said.
"Oops sorry mister Alien." Pinkie said.
And in an instant Pinkie was back with the others.
"How the hell did she do that?" I asked.
"That’s just Pinkie being Pinkie Pie just ignore her, but just wow you can talk and Equestrian none the less." The purple one said.
"Well if by Equestrian you mean English than yes we can talk." I replied.
"English wow." The purple one said, she then teleported what appeared to be a paper and quell out of nowhere and started to write something down.
"Twilight I know this is exciting but we’ve got bigger problems over here, like the two big ugly aliens in Fluttershy’s cottage." The cyan pony said.
"Hey what do you mean with ugly, says the girl with the Rainbow colored mane, what kind of drugs were you to allow someone to dye your mane in that color?" I asked.
You might be thinking why not say hair instead of mane, well I know a lot about animals and quite francually ponies do exist on earth so yeah that’s how I knew how to call their hair.
But back to the whole scene, I think my comment pissed the cyan pony of.
"Say that again you big ugly alien freak!" The cyan pony replied.
"What was that drug addict?" I asked mockingly.
"Why you." And with that she spread he wings and started to fly towards me with incredible speed, I barely dodged her but she flew past me.
"Hey come back and fight like a stallion!" The cyan pony shouted.
"Come at me big girl!" I replied
She came at me again and this time I was ready to take her on.
"STOP!" Someone screamed.
I looked towards the source of the scream and I saw the purple pony, her horn started to glow, I almost forgot about the cyan one, I quickly turned around but I was shocked to see the cyan one hovering in the air covered by a purple aura.
"Twilight put me down!" The cyan one demanded.
"Only if you promise to calm down." The purple one replied.
"Fine fine, just put me down." The cyan one replied.
With that the purple aura was gone and the cyan one was free again.
"Thanks, but did you have to use your magic on me?" The cyan one asked.
"Well you were about to fight the first alien who ever set foot on Equestria, so yes I had to use my magic on you." The purple one replied.
Fine just don’t do it again. The cyan one replied.
"I promise Rainbow Dash, now shall we start over again?" The purple one asked.
"Sure I would love to!" Dave said while answering the question she asked to me.
"Ok, well let’s start with introductions, my name I Twilight Sparkle, what’s yours?" Twilight asked.
"My name is Ramses Doutzenberg miss Sparkle." I replied.
Twilight blushed a little at my answer.
"My my eheheh, Rarity wasn’t lying when she said you two knew formalities but there is no need for them, just Twilight will do and I thinks that counts for everypony else, right girls?" Twilight asked.
They all nodded in response, except the cyan one.
"Well then let us continue our introductions." Twilight said.
"Yes well you have already met me and Fluttershy so there will be no need for introductions for the two of us." Rairity said.
"Well let me be the second to introduce myself, names Applejack and I work a live at Sweet Apple Arces with ma family." Applejack said.
"Nice to meet you Applejack." I replied.
Suddenly the pink blur pushed Applejack aside.
"Hello my name is Pinkie pie and I’m gonna throw you tow the biggest Welcome to Equestria party ever!" Pinkie said.
"Ehm nice to meet you to?" I replied.
Suddenly the cyan pony pushed Pinkie aside.
"Names Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria!" Rainbow Dash said.
'More like fattest flyer in Equestria.' I thought.
She then whispered something in my ear.
"Listen here buster, I don’t like you and you don’t like me but I guess I have to be nice to you, but if you try to hut any of my friends I will kick your flank you got that?" Rainbow Dash said.
"Am I supposed to be scared of a little pony that couldn’t even hit me the first time, so you better watch your tone buster." I replied.
She gave me a nasty look before flying back to her friends.
"Hey don’t forget about me! My name is Dave Bal and I’m Ramsey’s best friend……And I’m also the prettiest of us two." Dave said.
"Make-up doesn’t make you prettier." I replied.
"That’s what they said about Britney Spears said and look at her now!" Dave replied.
"Yeah she shaved her head and she’s hated by everyone." I replied.
"Fuck I forgot about that." Dave said.
*ahem* "Not to ruin your little conversation but is it ok with you if I could ask you some questions?" Twilight asked.
"Ask him, I’m done answering questions." I replied while pointing at Dave.
"Okaaay so would you like to answer my questions?" Twilight asked Dave.
"Sure thing Twilight but I’m actually kind of hungry and my stuff is in Fluttershy’s kitchen so……Could we discuss this in the kitchen while I grab something to eat?" Dave asked.
"Well I’m sure Fluttershy wouldn’t mind, you wouldn’t mind right Fluttershy?" Twilight asked.
"N-No of course not." Fluttershy replied.
"Alright everypony follow me were going to the kitchen."Twilight announced.
And with that said Dave and the ponies went into the kitchen, luckily I was smart enough to hide all of our stuff behind Fluttershy’s couch, I sat down on the couch and grabbed my laptop.
I played one favorite songs.
While the song was playing I was thinking about my past, before Dave, before everything…….
Flashback……………..
It was a sunny day in the town of Brunssum, kids were playing outside and parents were talking with each other, except for one lonely child and his parents.
"Aren’t you going to play with the other kids son?" A man in his mid-forty’s asked.
"I don’t like playing with others dad; they all call me names and say that I’m not good at anything."
"That’s not true; my sweet baby boy is good at everything!" A woman in her mid-forty’s replied.
"Thanks mom but I’d rather……Play alone."
The adults both looked at each other before the man spoke up.
"How about we go and play a came together then?" He asked.
"What game dad?" The boy asked.
The father looked at his son before patting him on the shoulder.
"Tag your it!" The father said before taking of.
"Huh?" The boy said.
"Come on then, are you just going to sit here and let him win the game?" The mother asked.
"What oh no no I’m not, I’m gonna get you dad!" The boy shouted to his father before running after him.
And with that said the boy and the father started to play tag, the boy couldn't catch his father, so his father decided to help him a little.
"Oh no! The father screamed dramatically, "this inconvenient placed rock made me trip!" The father said while fake tripping and falling on the ground.
"Got *pant* you *pant*" the boy said between pants.
"Yes you did son." The father replied laughing.
"Oh look at you two, your clothes are all dirty, come on get up, time to head home, you can play tag when we finish dinner." The mother said.
"Yay!" The father and son shouted on union.
"Ey wanna go for a piggy back ride?" The father asked.
"Sure"! The boy replied with much joy.
"Saddle up partner." The father replied.
The boy got on his father’s back and they ran off.
"Can’t you go faster dad?" The boy asked.
"I think im getting fat son." The father replied jokingly.
They all started laughing at his comment.
"I love you son, always remember that." His father’s words echoed.
End of flashback……………………………….
A single tear dropped from my eye, I quickly wiped away the tear.
'Those were the good days.' I thought.
"Why are you crying?" I heard someone ask, or rather some pony, Pinkie was behind me (don’t ask me how).
"I-it’s nothing Pinkie." I replied. While pulling out my earplugs.
"Nopony cries without being sad about something, you can tell me and I'll cheer you up!" Pinkie replied.
"Pinkie please I just want to be left alone." I replied.
Ahwww come on pretty pleaseeee? Pinkie asked
No just leave me alone. I replied getting angry.
Pleeeeaaaaaseeeeee? Pinkie asked.
NO MEANS NO, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE AND WHEN NOT TO!? I SHOUTED.
Pinkie looked at me before her lower lip started quivering, tears were forming n her eyes.
'Oh crap here we go.' I thought.
"Y-Youre a big meanie bawaaaaaaahaahaa." Pinkie said before bursting into tears.
'Fucking great, I just made a pony cry.' I thought.
"What is going on here why…….WHY IS PINKIE CRYING!?" Asked a very confused/angry Twilight.
Everyone walked out of the kitchen, they all saw Pinkie crying, she was laying in front of me, Fluttershy rushed over to Pinkie while te rest of the ponies were staring daggers at me.
"What did you do to her!?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"I only told her to leave me alone." I replied.
"No you screamed at her, I told you not to hurt my friend in anyway but you still did it, that’s it, you’re going down buster." Rainbow Dash said before flying towards me.
"WAIT STOP!" Dave shouted.
Rainbow stopped before turning towards Dave.
"What do you mean stop? He made Pinkie cry! Nopony makes Pinkie cry, she’s the sweetest pony you’ll ever meet, so making her cry is just plain out being evil!" Rainbow Dash replied.
"I know that he made Pinkie cry but I also know that he wouldn’t make her cry without a reason, so what exactly did you say dude?" Dave asked.
"I told her to leave me alone." I replied.
"You mean you *sob* s-shouted." Pinkie added.
"I asked you nicely before but you wouldn’t listen." I replied.
"That’s no reason fer you to be shoutin at her!" Applejack said.
"Well if she would have just left me alone all of this wouldn’t have happened!" I replied.
"But it’s no reason to yell at her!" Twilight said.
"You know what? Fuck this, Dave I’m taking the guns, ammo and some snacks, I’m going for a long long walk." I said to Dave, completely ignoring the ponies.
"You are not going anywhere before apologizing to Pinkie!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Fine." I said while grabbing our guns from behind the couch.
"Pinkie I’m sorry for being honest to you." I said.
I then opened the door and walked towards the forest.
"Why that little." Rainbow Dash said.
"He’s got some nerve for making Pinkie cry, I swear when he comes back I’m gonna give him a few lessons 'bout respect." Applejack said.
"Why was he so mean all of a sudden? He wasn’t as mean to me; we even had a nice conservation together." Rarity said confused about Ramses's sudden outburst.
"Well luckily Dave isn’t such a mean guy like Ramses." Rainbow Dash said.
"Yeah that’s fer sure, Dave do you have any idea why Ramses was being so mean to Pinkie?" Applejack asked.
Dave didn’t answer, he walked towards the couch and picked Ramses laptop up, he looked at the screen before widening his eyes.
"Oh shit…….Enclosure." Dave said.
"What’s that Dave?" Asked Twilight.
"It’s called a laptop, I'll explain later what it does…..Shit Ramses you were having another flashback weren’t you?" Dave said out loud.
"Flashback?" You mean those things that ponies get about their pasts? Asked Twilight.
"Yeah." Dave replied.
"But why would he get angry over a flashback?" Fluttershy asked while comforting Pinkie.
"Because his flashbacks aren’t the ones about good times." Dave replied.
"What *sob* do you *sob* mean?" Asked Pinkie regaining her composure.
"Ramses has a hard life, he’s been through much…..Too much, when he was a little kid he….he…I…I can’t tell you that." Dave said.
"Can’t tell us what?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"I-I can't tell you because it's not something I like to talk about." Dave replied.
"It can't be that bad." Rainbow Dash said.
"Trust me.....It is." Dave replied.
"Well it's still no reas'n fer him to be so mean." Applejack said.
"Yeah who does he think he is." Rainbow Dash added.
"Normally I give everypony a chance but I'm not so sure about your friend Dave, Pinkie didn't do anything wrong." Twilight said.
"Well he did tell me to leave him alone twice before he started shouting." Pinkie replied to Twilight, regaining her composure.
"Pinkie are you ok?" Asked Twilight while runninh over to her and giving her a hug.
"Yeah I'm fine but it's just that I thought Ramses was sad and I tried to cheer him up."Pinkie said.
"But that's the sweetest thing you could do for somepony, who wouldn't want you to cheer them up." Said Twilight.
"Listen girls, Ramses isn't a bad guy he just had a.......Tough life." Dave said trying to change their point of view about Ramses.
"Tough life pfff yeah right, everypony has a tough life." Rainbow Dash replied.
That was the last straw, people could talk shit about him heck they could shit about mom if they wanted to, Dave would just ignore them but nobody talks shit about Ramses, even of it are the characters of his favorite TV show.
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! YOU ALL THINK RAMSES IS A BAD GUY BUT HE'S NOT! YOU ALL THINK YOU HAD A TOUGH LIFE!? TRY LIVING A LIFE WITHOUT LOVING PARENTS OR ANY FAMILY!" Dave screamed.
The ponies all stared at Dave's sudden outburst, they were completely silent.
"What do you mean a life without loving parents?" Rarity asked.
"I-I'm sorry I shouldn't have screamed but you girls probably want to know what I'm talking about. "Dave said.
They all nodded in response.
"Well I-I never talked about this subject with anyone but promise me you'll think differently about Ramses, he's not a bad guy." Dave said.
"We promise, right girls?" Fluttershy asked.
"Yes." Twilight said.
"You have my word." Rarity said.
"Ah promise." Applejack replied.
"I promise to, I just know Ramses isn't a big meanie, he just needs somepony to talk to! " Pinkie replied.
"I promise to." Fluttershy replied.
"I'll only promise when I've heard the story." Rainbow Dash replied.
"Alright, you girls better take a seat, this might take a while." Dave said.
Rarity, Twilight, Applejack and Pinkie sat down on the couch, while Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash sat down on the floor.
"Alright I'm gonna tell you girls what Ramses told me."
"Alright it all started exactly twenty years ago, me and Ramses already knew each other because of our parents, from what I can remember his parents were the nicest people you could ever meet......But one day everything changed.........
It was the year 1994 the date was May twenty sixth, Ramses's birthday from what Ramses told me he still has nightmares every day about that horrible day."
"But your birthday supposed to be a fun day, not a day you should be having nightmares about." Pinkie said.
"Please Pinkie just let me finish the story." Dave said.
"Well as I was saying, Ramses still has nightmares about that day and here's why....
Ramses had just become six, he invited his entire family for the party, his mom and dad were there, his little brother, his nephew, nieces, aunts uncles, grandma, grandpa, everyone was there, me and my parents were there as well but after a few hours I got really tired so my parents decided to leave.
Luckily for us we left just in time, because a two hours later we heard police sirens and saw ambulances, what happened after that was something I never would have expected.
Ramses told me that one of his uncles, a uncle he had never seen or heard of came barging into his house armed with a gun, he told me that he started to scream at his father something about him never being there for him, he then told me that he.....he.....he s-shot him, after that his uncle started shooting everyone; starting with his grandparents and ending with his other uncles, aunts, and finally his mother"
The ponies were already crying, but I know I needed to continue, they had to know the full story.
"After that' his uncle grabbed his little brother and stabbed him in his throat, ending his life, Ramses told me his last words were 'big brother please help me, it hurts' when he was done with his brother he made his way over to him, telling him he would end his life quickly he could consider it a birthday present, his mother pleaded to take her instead......And eventually he did, he killed his mother in front of his eyes, his mother the woman he loved the most had just......Died.
The ponies were all crying uncontrollably, I needed this end this and I needed to do it quick.
"And after that the police arrived and shot his uncle and saved him." I quickly added, that wasn't what happened at all in the end but I couldn't tell them that.
"And that's why Ramses acted like that against Pinkie, I think he was crying because of the song he was listening tom the song is called Enclosure and it's a song that reminds him of his parents." I said.
"All of *sob* the thangs we said to the song*sob* poor fellah, if we only knew we would have understand." Applejack said between sobs.
"Yeah Ramses just lost everything, on a day you're supposed to be loved by everything." Dave said.
"How could *sob* an uncle do that to *sob* his own brother and *sob* nephews?" Fluttershy asked.
"The guy was a mad man." Dave replied.
Dave really needed to fight the urge to cry, he had cried many times when Ramses told him this story but he needed to be strong for this once he was the big brother.
"I-I'm going to go for a quick flight, to c-clear my m-mind." Rainbow Dash said.
Dave nodded in response.
With that Rainbow Dash took of and flew away, meanwhile five mares were still crying.
'Damnit what can I do to cheer them up?' Dave thought
"He must be *sob* devastated." Twilight said.
"Not to mention *sob* alone." Rarity added.
"He's not alone, he's got me and a few more people who he considers family." Dave quickly said.
He does? Pinkie asked.
Yes he does Pinkie, he has had a good life for the last couple of years. Dave replied.
Well I'm happy for him and when he comes back I'm gonna give him the biggest hug anypony has eve given him! Pinkie said with determination.
I'm sure he'll love it. Dave replied.
I just hope he isn't too angry with us. Fluttershy said.
"Don't worry, Ramses isn't really someone who sticks in the past." Dave replied.
"Oh thats good I guess." Fluttershy replied.
"And when the fellah comes back I'll apologies to him right away." Applejack said.
Luckily they were starting to cheer up a little, but I was thinking 'is Ramses going to come back?'
Rainbow Dash POV.......
'Buck, oh buck I need to find him and apologise, I didn't know' I just thought he was a bully that needed to be taught a lesson.' Rainbow Dash thought while flying through the air, looking for any sign that might lead to Ramses.
'Wait I think I......Yeah it's him!' Rainbow Dash thought as she saw Ramses sitting against a tree.
She quickly made her way over to him, she landed right in front of him before looking in his eyes, but when she looked into his eyes the only thing she saw was.......Nothing, she saw nothing, no sadness, no emotion, nothing.
"H-Hey." She said.
He simply looked at her before looking away.
(Ramses point of view)
"Listen I-I----." Was the only thing she could say before collapsing to the ground and started crying.
"Why are you crying? Weren't you going to kick my flank or something?" I asked.
"I was *sob* but t-then Dave told us *sob* what happened to you and I just want to say that I'm sorry, really I am, if I only knew what you have been through I would have acted differently. Rainbow Dash said between tears and sobs.
'So only because you know of my past (Which I'm going to have a little chit chat about with Dave) you care about how I feel?' I thought.
"Well it's not your fault Rainbow Dash and besides it's the past......You have to live in the future and remember the past, not the other way around." I said trying to cheer her up.
"Well I'm still really sorry about what I said." Rainbow Dash replied.
"It's alright I.....Forgive you." I said.
"Thanks *sniff* heh up think I was wrong about you." Rainbow Dash said.
"Wrong about what?" I asked.
"Wrong about you being a bully, you're like a big fluffy caring brother." Rainbow Dash replied mockingly.
"Dave told you that one while you were in the kitchen didn't he?" I asked.
"Yep." Rainbow Dash replied.
"Well I think we should be heading back to Fluttershy's house." I said.
"I guess you're right." Rainbow Dash replied.
"Let's go." I said.
"I'll fly ahead." Rainbow Dash said.
"Alright I think I can find my way back, you go on ahead." I replied.
"Sure thing, but try not to fall behind." Rainbow Dash said.
"How can I not fall behind while trying to catch up with The fastest flyer in all of Equestria." I replied mockingly.
"Hey you remembered!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Maybe I did and maybe I didn't." I replied.
"Hadihadiha." Rainbow Dash replied sarcastically.
"Just fly up ahead." I said.
"Alright I'll see you in ten minutes?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Make it's fifteen." I replied.
"Slowpoke." Rainbow Dash replied.
"Well excuse me for not having wings." I replied sarcastically.
"Yeah yeah whatever." Rainbow Dash replied.
And with that said she took of.
I started walking back towards Fluttershy's home, the only thing that crossed my mind was I can't wait until I get home.
Fifteen minutes later Fluttershy's cottage............
I grabbed the doorknob and twisted it, I heard a satisfying *click* and I opened the door, I went inside and closed the door and turned around only to be tackled to the ground by Pinkie Pie.
"Ooompf Pinkie what are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm giving you a hug because that's what friends do for friends when they are really sad." Pinkie replied.
'Well actually they take them to a strip club and turned a bar to get drunk and maybe get laid, but I guess they don't have strip clubs here in Equestria.....Do they?' I thought.
"Pinkie I think you can let him go now." Twilight said.
"No I'll keep hugging him until he feels better." Pinkie replied.
"Ehm a little help." I said trying to get Pinkie of.
Twilight sighed and her horn started to glow again, I thought Pinkie would have let go by now but it appeared that Twilight's little aura trick didn't work as well as it did on Rainbow Dash.
"Pinkie cooome oooon let him go." Twilight said while trying to pull Pinkie of me.
"Sorry sugarcube but that ain't happening, when good ol Pinkie has her eyes set on somethin she ain't gonna let go until she achieves it."Applejack said while walking towards me.
"And ah also want ta say ahm sorry 'bout the way ah acted before, it wasn't nice of me to treat you like that." Applejack added.
"No need for apologies Applejack." I replied.
She gave me a warm smile before walking back to the rest.
"I'm also sorry Ramses, I hope you can forgive me and.......I'm terribly sorry for your loss." Twilight said.
"Just like I said to Applejack no need for apologies and could we please not talk about my past anymore?" I asked.
"Of course, but I believe I need to do something important." Twilight said.
"What is it Twilight darling?" aksed Rarity.
"I need to inform Princess Celestia about our two visitors." Twilight said.
"Wait you mean we are going to meet your Princess?" Dave asked with a hint of enthusiasm.
"Well.....Yes." Twilight replied.
"Awesome." Dave whispered.
"Alright I'll need to write a letter right away." Twilight said.
And with that, Twilight teleported a paper and quell out of nowhere.....Again and started writing/speaking.
"Dear Princess Celestia,
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