Chapters My Little Avengers: Equestria's Mightiest Heroes!
Third Person POV
"Ugh, where are we?" Clint asked, just waking up from his unconsciousness. As he looked around, he noticed that there was a certain cartooniness about the place. He also noticed that there were five colourful ponies laying around him. Except that some of the ponies had a horn on their head or wings on their back. At least he had his bow and arrows for self defence.
"Ugh, what am I doing here?" Clint heard another voice from behind him, so he turned around to find a pony in a red and gold metal suit.
"Stark? Is that you? Why are you a pony?"
"Haha, a talking pony! I've finally lost it! Haha! This must be a dream or something!" The famous Tony Stark stood there with a crazed expression on his face.
"FRIENDS! WHERE ARE THOU? WHY ARE WE IN EQUESTRIA?" A giant pony asked, a hammer beside him. The thought going through Clint and Tony's brains were: "What's Equestria?"
"Why does everything look cartoony? And why are there colourful pegasi and unicorns around me?" A small peach coloured pony with a black mane exclaimed.
"Bruce?"
"AHHHHH! TALKING HORSES?! WHAT IS THIS PLACE?!" Said a disturbed Bruce Banner.
"JARVIS do a scan around this place. I want to know where we are!" Tony said, clicking a button on his suit to make it go away. After his suit had folded down it revealed a peach coloured unicorn with black hair, quite like Bruce.
"AHHHH! Wait, Stark?" He glanced at Tony, then to the red pony standing beside him, who had quite a lot of muscles. He also had long blonde hair, to his shoulders and looked like an alicorn. The other unicorn next to him had light brown hair and peach coloured fur. Then he noticed that each of them had picture's on their butts.
"Thor? Clint? Stark? Where are Nat and Steve?"
"Ow... Hey, why are there talking colourful ponies around me? Stark? Thor? Clint? Bruce? Why are you ponies?" A peach earth pony with blonde hair asked. He was of course dressed in a blue, red and white striped suit with a shield beside him.
"Now we just have to wait for Nat to wake up!" As Tony said that he walked over to the peach coloured pegasus with a curly red mane. He gingerly touched her head, but as he did so the pegasus woke up, flew up into the sky and started Tony to a pulp.
"OW! STOP IT NATASHA!" He screamed at the red headed pegasus.
"Tony? Where are we?"
"We are in Equestria! I've certainly missed this place!" Said an excited Thor.
"You know what this place is?" Questioned a confused Clint.
"Why certainly! I remember when I was a child my father showed me this place. It is a realm named Equestria, filled with fabulous ponies, pegasi and unicorns. Even alicorns, although only royalty can be an alicorn. Oh, I wonder if Twilight Sparkle is still here, I do miss Miss Cadence too! I do hope have has continued with their princess training! Oh come on friends we must take a look, see if we can find Ponyville!"
"Ok, slow down Point Break! What are you talking about? Equestria? Ponyville? Twilight Sparkle? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!" Tony shouted the last part.
"Yeah Thor, you're not making any sense! First off, why are we ponies?" Asked Steve.
"We are ponies because that is what populates this place! Ponies! There are of course other creatures, like dragons, manticores, Changelings and many others! But the thing that populates it the most is ponies and other forms of ponies. Any other questions?" Thor replied, eager to get going to see his child hood friend.
"Why are there pictures on our butts?" Questioned Stark, trying to learn more about this strange realm.
"They are called Cutie Marks, they show what your special talent is. See mine is Mjölnir, as it is my weapon and trade mark. Bruce's is a science beaker, Tony's is a pile of money, Clint's is a bow and arrow, Lady Natasha's is a gun and Steve's is a shield. Any more questions because I want to see my friend!"
"Ugh, fine let's start walking. I'm sure we'll find someone around here."Said an annoyed IronMan.
"Well you can walk, but I shall fly, it is much easier to see things up there. Lady Natasha, are you coming?"
"Since when did I sprout wings?"
"Are you coming or not?" The Black Widow finally gave in to the god and gingerly lifted off of the ground, flapping her wings.
"This isn't too bad actually!"She exclaimed, quite enjoying herself up in the sky.
"Wait, I believe that I see a red barn up ahead!"
"Well then what are we waiting for? Let's giddy up!"Joked the genius. And so the six colourful ponies galloped towards the big, red barn.
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"What in tarnation?" An orange pony with a blonde mane in a ponytail asked, mainly to her brother. Whilst she was bucking apples she noticed six ponies racing towards her. Then she looked in the sky and saw an alicorn.
"Your Majesty!" Applejack exclaimed, bowing toward the red and yellow alicorn, as did her big brother and little sister.
"Okay, how come Thor get's all the attention? And how did he know he's a prince? I mean come on! Tony Stark over here!" Said an angry genius.
"I told you Mr Stark! Only royalty can be alicorns and I am clearly an alicorn!"
"AND WHAT DO Y'ALL MEAN HE?! AH AM CLEARLY A MARE! WHO DO THINK YOU ARE MR STARK ?! You know ah think you would be extremely good friends with Rarity! Ah mean are ye thick in the head?"
"AJ, don't be so rude! We have royalty present!" Said a surprised Applebloom.
"Eeyup!" Answered Big Macintosh, popping the "P."
"Please excuse mah sista! You and your friends are welcome to stay in Ponyville as long as you want! Ah mean it isn't everyday that royalty comes to Sweet Apple Acres! Well, apart from Princess Twilight, but she IS one of the Elements of Harmony so we kind of need her he-"
"YOU KNOW TWILIGHT SPARKLE?!" Bellowed an excited Thor.
"Of course! She's one of mah best friends!" Said Applejack, becoming sane again. "Hehe, sorry for mah little outburst there Mr Stark. I've just been holding in all o' mah stress lately. I mean it IS one of the most popular seasons for the Apple family to sell our delicious treats."
"That reminds me! Do you have any food? We're starving!" Exclaimed a starving Steve.
"Oh, yay! Hey AJ, can ah ask 'em?" Asked Applebloom excitedly.
"Sure ya can, Sugarcube!" Replied AJ. "After y'all have som'tin' ta eat ah can show ya ta Twi, if ya want,"
"Oo,oo! Yes please Lady Applejack! I cannot wait to see Twilight again!"
My Little Avengers: Equestria's Mightiest Heroes!
Chapter 3: Meeting the Elements of Harmony
Third Person POV
"Mmm, those were delicious!"
"Only the best from the Apple family! Anyway, so y'all are like from another planet! That sounds, oh how would Dashie put it? Oh yeah Awesome !" Questioned a curious Applejack."And y'all know Twi?"
"Only I, my friend." Replied the Prince of Thunder.
"JARVIS isn't his a strange place? Can you search for any libraries around here? I want to learn as much as I can about 'Equestria.'"
"Certainly, Sir. My scans show that there is a library in the centre of the town." The computer butler answered.
"AH! What in tarnation was that?"
"JARVIS or Just A Rather Very Intelligent System" The billionaire answered smartly.
"Oh. And also Princess Twilight lives in a library. That's probably what your 'JARVIS' was talking about. So would y'all like to go track her down?"
"CERTAINLY! I have missed my friend so very much! I wonder if she remembers me?" Said a rather excited God.
"Well then what are y'all waitin' for? Let's giddy up to Ponyville! We might even meet the other Elements of Harmony!"
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"So, what are the Elements of Harmony?"Questioned Natasha.
"They're the six ponies that protect all of Equestria! And ah'm one of 'em!"AJ replied quite gleefully. "Ah'm the Element of Honesty, there's also the Element of Loyalty (Rainbow Dash), Laughter (Pinkie Pie), Kindness (Fluttershy), Generosity (Rarity) and of course, the Element of Magic! Who is obviously Twilight!" Just as the orange earth pony finished her sentence she saw a rainbow coloured mane up in one of the clouds.
"RAINBOW DASH! MOVE YOUR PLOT DOWN HERE AND GREET TWILY'S FRIENDS!" Shouted AJ trying to get the cyan coloured pegasusses attention.
"Huh?" Rainbow asked and glanced down at her friend on the ground. She noticed that she was accompanied by six other ponies. "The Egghead has friends other than us?" She joked.
"Take care of how you speak Lady Rainbow Dash, I have known Princess Twilight for many years." Replied Thor.
"Don't worry Prince Thor, Dashie's just kiddin'; AIN'T YA RAINBOW?"
"Yeah! Lighten up, Big Guy! You should go and see Pinkie Pie, she'll help you out with ya problem!"
"I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, CYAN PEGASUS!"
"Okay, Okay! Sorry, just thought you should take life a little easier."Replied the rainbow pegasus, enjoying the annoyance of the prince.
"We're looking for her, do have any idea where she could be?" Asked Steve a little annoyed, Loki was probably taking over the world!
"I think she's with Princess Cadence, at least that's where I last saw her."
"YAY! I get to see both my friends!" Shouted Thor, really excited to see his friends again.
"Why is Goldilocks acting like a girl?" Asked Clint.
"Because he is one!"Replied Tony, fist bumping Clint.
"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT?!"Shouted an angry god.
"Okay, Okay! Sorry Thor, just the name suits you quite a lot!" replied Clint, actually quite scared of the god's scary appearance.
"Now can we please go and see Princess Twilight and Princess Cadence?"
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"And so I had created a Sonic Rainboom! It was totally AWESOME!" Finished Dashie. They were on their way to Pinkie Pie's house at Sugarcube Corner.
"DASHIE! AJ! How are you two?" Asked a bouncing light pink mare, a poofy, fuchsia coloured mane upon her head.
"Let me guess- Pinkie Pie?" Asked Bruce
"ARE YOU PHYSIC?" Gasped Pinkie Pie.
"Uh, no. Your friends told us about you." He replied nonchalantly.
"Oh, well ok. WAIT A MINUTE! I don't know your names! Which means that we haven't met! Which means that it's party time! YAY!" The pink mare exclaimed.
"I'M WITH YA SISTA! PAAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAY! Finally, a person who understands me!" Tony replied.
"I'll invite all of Ponyville! Haha, this will be so much fun," The fun mare said, bouncing in a circle around the eight ponies.
"Ok, then y'all can have a party later but first ah believe that Prince Thor wanted to see Twilight and Cadence!"
"YES CAN WE PLEASE GO AND SEE THEM NOW? PLEEEEEEASE?" The Avengers had never seen Thor in this state before. They were quite shocked.
"Fine, ah just hope that we don't run into Rari-"
"Were you talking about me Applejack? I hope it was something nice!" The beautiful white mare had suddenly appeared.
"...ty." AJ finished, lowering her head. Suddenly, Rarity noticed Thor behind Applejack.
"Why what a handsome alicorn!" She gasped.
"Oh Celestia! Rarity these are Twilight's friends, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bruce and... Tony"AJ mumbled Tony because she didn't especially like him.
"Well, hello there handsome! Twilight is such a lucky mare to have you as a friend. I don't think I've ever met a more handsome stallion!" She said, making Thor blush.
"Rarity, stop it! He's here to see Twilight. Stop flirting with him!" Said an annoyed AJ.
"Hmph, that isn't fair! He looks absolutely gorgeous and you won't let me near him or any of the other stallions!"
"As long as you stay away from Clint, you can do what ever you want."Threatened Nat.
"Okay! Can we just get to Twilight and Cadence now?" Thor was definitely starting to get annoyed now.
"Yeah come on you guys, y'all comin' or what?"
"Right behind you, Darling!" replied Rarity, marvelling at Thor.
"Yeah, count me in!" Rainbow Dash said flying into the sky, not to high though.
"I agree! I can always organise the party later,"Said the bouncing pink pony.
"You were planning a Pinkie Party?" Gasped Rarity.
"Of course! You know me Rarity! I couldn't let these ponies into town without a Pinkie Welcome Party!" The mare was still bouncing around.
"How do you have so much energy?" Asked Bruce.
"Uh Dude, haven't you noticed? She lives in a bakery!" Replied Rainbow Dash.
"Well that explains alot!" Said Steve.
"AND I'm a Party Pony! Party Ponies have to have alot of energy because there are always parties to plan!" The hyper-active earth pony said.
"Hey! Look there's Fluttershy! Yo Shy!" The light yellow pegasus looked up from helping the ducklings across the road. She smiled at her friends and fluttered over to them.
"Hello guys, are you okay?" The pegasus asked. Her voice was soft and silky but almost inaudible. She then noticed the six ponies behind her friends and gasped turning shyer than she already was.
"Darlings, this is Fluttershy. Say hello Fluttershy!" Rarity said, trying to be polite in the god's appearance.
"H-hello, my name is Fluttershy," she whispered.
"Speak up, Dear please," Rarity asked.
"M-my name is Fluttershy," she whispered, cowering even more behind her pastel pink hair.
"Yep, that's her loudest voice! Haha!" Said Rainbow Dash, giggling slightly. She wasn't trying to be mean or anything but it was quite funny. "Don't worry Shy, I'm just teasin' ya!"
"Hehe, where are you guys going then?" Questioned Fluttershy, wondering where her friends might be venturing off to this time.
"We're going to see Twilight so that Thor can see her again!" Said the pink one.
"Can I maybe come with you? You know if you want me to..."She trailed off.
"Why the more the merrier!" Bruce exclaimed, sensing that there was more to this pegasus than meets the eye. Everypony in the group turned around to face him, surprised that he was the one to say it.
"Come on then, Angel. You'll get to see Owlowiscious!" The yellow pegasus tried to persuade the bunny to come with them but to no prevail. Finally, she had had enough.
"Fine then! Don't come but you'll have to miss dinner!" And wit that the shy mare walked over to her friends. Angel decided to give in, she didn't want to miss dinner!
"Thank you, Angel bunny!"She said, letting the pure white bunny climb on her back.
"How did you do that? Angel is like the most stubborn animal in all of Equestria!" Rainbow asked in total awe.
"Dashie, you know that my special gift is being good with animals. Angel sometimes just needs a bit of persuasion."The yellow pegasus said nonchalantly.
"Well what are y'all waitin' for? Let's move our plots and get along to Twilight!" AJ exclaimed.
"FINALLY!!!!" Thor shouted zooming up into the sky and loopdy looping.
"Hey, Big Fella! Race ya to Twilight's castle!"
"OK THEN RAINBOW COLOURED PEGASUS! Now how would Stark put it? Oh yes! IT IS ON!"
"THREETWOONEGO!"Rainbow Dash shouted at the god racing towards the big castle, Thor close behind.
My Little Avengers: Equestria's Mightiest Heroes!
Chapter 4: Princess Twilight
Third Person POV
"THREETWOONEGO!!!" Rainbow Dash shouted. She zoomed away from the other ponies as fast as she could.
"NO FAIR!!!!"Shouted the god. But quickly caught up with the cyan coloured pegasus.
"I MAY BE FROM ASGUARD BUT I HAVE FLOWN HERE BEFORE."He shouted to the mare
"WELL YOU'RE REALLY SLOW, FOR A GOD!!!! AM I GOING TO FAST FOR YOU?" She replied.
"HA HA HARDLY LADY RAINBOW DASH!!!" And sped up. Rainbow was taken aback by his actions but sped up, so that she was ahead of him.
"YOU ARE STILL QUITE SLOW FOR A PEGASUS!!!"He shouted and sped up. Except this only pushed Rainbow Dash to go faster.
"NOPONY IS FASTER THAN RAINBOW DASH!!" She boasted. Thor went faster and faster, just like Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was going so fast now that the skin on her face went backwards slightly. The wind crashing into her eyes making them water. Thor noticed how fast she was going and tried to warn her but she wouldn't listen.
"NO. PONY. IS. FASTER. THAN. RAINBOW. DAAAAAASH!!!!!" And with that she went even faster, her mane now changing into a flowing river of rainbow colours. She was going so fast that she didn't notice she was almost at Twilight's castle, but at the last minute she swerved away from it and went straight up into the sky. The sudden turn made a big circle of rainbow colours, stretching out further and further until it couldn't be seen anymore. When she saw what happened she came to an abrupt stop and started to fly downwards towards her friends.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!"Asked Steve, nearly losing it.
"That, my friend, was a Sonic Rainboom!" She boasted, breathing on her hoof and rubbing it on her chest.
"I told you I was the fastest pony in all of Equestria!" She huffed at Thor, who was standing clapping his hooves.
"Well done Lady Rainbow Dash! Your performance was quite adequate!"He complimented her.
"Now may we see Twilight and Cadence?"
"We know how you know Twilight but, how do you know Princess Cadence?"Rarity asked out of interest.
"Well when I was young my Father took me to see Princess Celestia, saying that I and my brother should get to know the ponies more. When we came here I was greeted by Twilight and her babysitter Lady Cadence. We became very good friends, then I and my brother left to go back to Asguard. But we sometimes came back here to be babysat by Lady Cadence, we always got to see Twilight." He answered truthfully.
"So let's go and see Twi for, like, the first time in forever (Frozen puns! )." Pinkie shouted excitedly.
"WOO HOO!!!!" Screamed Thor, completely excited now.
"Okay Thor 1) never say 'Woo Hoo' again and 2) How do you know Twilight will even remember you?" Bruce asked
"Your answers are 1) Ok and 2) I know that Twilight and Cadence shall remember me, we are best friends!" He answered. As they entered a big hall they heard a chat going on between the two princesses.
"PRINCESS TWILIGHT! PRINCESS CADENCE!"Thor shouted to his old friends. The two alicorns turned around and were shocked to see the god standing there.
"THOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed at the same time rushing over to him.
"Sunshine,Sunshine Ladybirds Awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! " The alicorns all did the actions and sang along with each other, giggling hysterically afterwards.
"HAHA! I'm freaking dying!" Tony shouted getting everyone's attention."JARVIS DID YOU VIDEO THAT?"
"Yes, sir. But it doesn't seem very nice."
"HAHA, I'm dying, I'm dying! Haha!" He just carried on laughing, clutching his stomach.
"Oh no! Please don't die!" Pinkie said only making Stark laugh harder, as he collapsed on the ground laughing hysterically.
"Oh shut it Stark! Can't you see that their happy?" Nat questioned the genius.
"I see it but it's a hilarious sight! Have you ever seen Thor like this before?"
"Well, I guess he is still quite a handsome stallion..."Rarity trailed off, trying to make it seem that Thor was still a good stallion.
"Is Thor losing his manliness?"Clint questioned the fashionista.
"Nevertheless Thor is still a prince (and not such a prince as Prince Blueblood!) I mean I'm a lady! He should have treated me like one! He was so rude! Completely un-gentleman like, I mean he expected ME to do everything for him! And when the cake came flying through the sky, huh! He pushed me in-front of him to shield him from the icing. It completely ruined my dress! He was SO rude..."She rambled on about Prince Blueblood, from the Grand Galloping Gala.
"Uh, okaaaaaay. Moving on, Thor I'm glad that you have had your little reunion but what about Loki?" Captain America questioned the god.
"Oh, I almost forgot to ask! How is Loki? We haven't seen him in aaaaaaages!"
"Oh you know, trying to take over the planet. The usual." Tony replied nonchalantly.
"TAKING OVER THE WORLD?! That sounds like fun!" Pinkie gasped as the others looked at her as if she were crazy.
"Why yes! I almost forgot about my brother! We might even need some assistance getting back though..."
"Of course we'll help you get back to Asguard!"
"We need to get back to Earth actually Princess Twilight,"
"What's Earth?" Questioned AJ.
"They mean Midguard." The god replied to the earth pony.
"Ohhhhh, that makes more sense. Well if we go and visit Princess Celestia then she can open the portal to Asguard and then you can use the Bifrost to get to Midguard!" Princess Cadence informed the Avengers.
"Okey- Dokey-Lokey!"
"Why did you say Loki, Candyfloss mane?" Said Tony.
"Her NAME is Pinkie Pie," Threatened Rainbow Dash.
"But having a CANDYFLOSS MANE! That sound super DUPER delicious!" Shouted Pinkie jumping into the air.
"Okay, but you better watch your back, Stark! You mess with one of us, you mess with all six of us." Rainbow threatened, narrowing her eyes.
"She's right, Metal Man, never underestimate the Elements of Harmony!" Countered AJ.
"Oo, can we help defeat 'Loki'?" Pinkie asked.
"Really? A pink talking pony wants to help defeat a god and his army? Ha!" Steve said. "Now I've seen it all!" He said as he fainted.
"Well, when you live in Ponyville you learn to never underestimate Pinkamena Diane Pie!" Rarity exclaimed, trying to impress Thor.
"PINKAMENA?!?!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Tony shouted, laughing like when he saw Thor do the 'Sunshine' dance.
"You're pushing it, Money Butt!" Rainbow said getting quite angry now.
"You wanna go, Rainbow Mane?" Tony countered, imediately stopping his laughing.
"Oh, bring it!"
"JARVIS, suit me up," After he said that his Ironpony suit started to unfold and place itself around him. When his suit was finished, Stark blasted a laser from his hand. Rainbow just missed but after she dodged it she flew full pelt into the Ironpony, knocking him off his hooves. After Tony regained him self he shot another laser at him which hit Rainbow's wing.
"OW!"She screamed, dropping to the floor. Fluttershy had just watched the whole thing. Rainbow Dash was now laying on the ground, unconscious.
"How dare you?" She whispered.
"Huh, who said that?" Stark asked.
"I said: HOW DARE YOU?!"Fluttershy shouted extremely angry now. The other ponies were just gawking at her. She was flying closer and closer to Stark, making him take more steps back.
"Oh no..."Twilight whispered to her friends.
"I mean, I know that your from another planet or realm or something but that doesn't mean that you can hurt our friend! You might be in a big suit of armour and that but that doesn't mean that you are allowed to be a bully!" With that Fluttershy went full speed into him, punching him multiple times. All the billionaire could do was leave himself to be punched by a yellow and pink talking pegasus.
"FLUTTERSHY! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Twilight, making Fluttershy stop and look at her hooves then back at Stark. She had actually made dents in the Ironpony suit!
"I-I-I'm so sorry! I'm so so sorry!" Fluttershy whispered, flying backwards slowly.
"Looks like we've got another Hulk on our hands!" Tony said coughing a bit.
"Ahem..."Bruce intervened.
"Sorry, Other Guy."Corrected Tony.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO TONY?!?!?!" Clint and Natasha shouted at the same time.
"WHAT DID FLUTTERSHY DO TO TONY?! WHAT DID TONY DO TO RAINBOW DASH?!" Shouted an annoyed Applejack.
"Hey shut it, all of you, we have bigger things to worry about, like healing Tony and Rainbow Dash!" Twilight shouted, making them all look at her. "Luckily, I have a healing spell," She continued, mumbling some words and pressing her horn on Rainbow's wing. It started to heal immediately. After her wings was healed she went over to Tony.
"JARVIS can you please take the suit off of me? It's starting to get uncomfortable." Tony asked his computerised butler.
"What's a JARVIS?" Rarity asked.
"I am Miss Rarity," JARVIS replied.
"AH! What are you?" She asked
"I a-"
"It stands for Just A Rather Intelligent System: JARVIS!" Pinkie said.
"How did you know that? The only pony we've told is Applejack,"Tony said quizzically.
"Just a hunch!" Pinkie said, bouncing around them again.
"Well can we go and see this Princess Celestia?" Steve asked, finally waking up from his faint.
"Okey-Dokey-Lokey!"
"STOP SAYING THAT!!!!" The Avengers shouted at the pink mare.
My Little Avengers: Equestria's Mightiest Heroes!
Third Person POV
"So where are we going, exactly?" Questioned Captain America, trying to find out about their journey.
"Ughhh, for the 100,000th time: WE ARE GOING TO CANTERLOT TO VISIT THE PRINCESSES AND GET YOU BACK HOME TO SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS "MIDGUARD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted an extremely annoyed Rainbow Dash.
"Actually it's only the 10th time Mr Rogers has questioned where we are going, Miss Dash!" JARVIS replied smartly to the rainbow mare.
"Ughhhhhh, Twilight, can't you just use your Egghead magic and teleport us to Canterlot?"She asked the newly acquired Princess.
"HOLD IT!!!!!!" Shouted Tony. "You. Can. TELEPORT?! WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST TELEPORT US THERE?!"
Twilight jumped back in surprise and fright from the scary genius but quickly regained her posture. "Well I wanted to spend some time with my Best Friend, Mr Stark." She replied to him nonchalantly.
"Wait wait wait! You could have used your strange magic horn thingy to teleport us to the Princess you've been talking about, but instead you decided not to tell us about that and let us take more time here whilst Thor's psychopathic brother invades Earth?! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!" Screamed a very angry Natasha Romanov. That was a very dangerous situation.
"Fine! But brace yourselves it might hurt just a little bit," and with that the lavender coloured alicorn performed the spell.
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"Aaaaaand there! Welcome to Canterlot!"
"My, this place has changed quite alot since my last visit!" Exclaimed an excited god. They had teleported just inside the gates of Canterlot.
"Cool, now we can finally get back to Earth!" Said an equally excited super soldier.
"Yes! Now we can finally get you guys back to your crazy "realm"" Rainbow said obviously annoyed about these ponies coming here and messing up her plan of training today, well after she had taken her rest on the cloud.
"Come on, I need to beat a certain demi-god to a pulp!" Said Hawkeye, Nat nodding in agreement next to him.
"So what army is Loki trying to invade Midguard with?" Cadence asked.
Thor sighed as he replied to the princess' question shyly: "the Chitauri..."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!" Shouted three extremely surprised and scared ponies.
"Pinkie, ya don't even know who tha Chitauri are!" AJ exclaimed.
"Sure I do! They're an extraterrestrial race that are led by an all powerful alien lord named Thanos who gave Loki his scepter that changed your friend Clint here into his personal slave and bodyguard and is powered by the Tessaract that can destroy a small city in mere seconds! They have similar weapons, not as powerful as Loki's but powerful all the same and they have these flying thingys that fly and big massive space worms that are one of the biggest things in the universe! But he and he can stop them with their superpowers!" As she pointed to Bruce and Thor, the Avenger's jaws were wide open and eyes as big as the moon.
"How did you...?" Tony asked completely astounded at how this pink party pony guessed what the Chitauri were.
"And how did you know about the Hulk-I mean the Other Guy?! It's supposed to be a secret, so how did you know about it?!" Shouted a surprised and stressed Bruce.
"Just a hunch! Plus I have Pinkie Physics!" The pony replied bouncing around them.
"Come on! Now that we know that the army is the Chitauri, we have to get to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna!" Said Princess Cadence, already starting to gallop towards the castle.
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"Again; here we are!" Exclaimed a panting Twilight as they reappeared in the castle throne room.
"Twilight Sparkle, what a pleasant surprise!" Luna said as she saw them appear in the room in front of them.
"Where is Princess Celestia?! We have a matter of urgency!" Cadence said going up to her husband and kissing him on the cheek, "I missed you..."
"Which security level is it?" He replied.
"Intergalactic," Twilight said heading towards him and nearly hugging him to death.
"Why, Shining Armour! I haven't seen you in such a long time!" Thor boomed.
"Is that you, Thor? It has been a long time! What mythical creatures have you battled since we last met?" Shining replied to the enthusiastic god.
"Well let's see, the Destroyer, gigantic space worms that devour planets, the Chitauri... You know the usual," Thor replied beaming as Shining Armour choked on his drink.
"THE CHITAURI?!?!?!" Shining exploded.
"That's what we said! Now where is Princess Celestia?" Just as Twilight said that they heard a shout from outside the room followed by the doors bursting open to reveal everyone's favourite draconeques in fits of laughter.
"HAHAHAHA I have to say this was one of my best pranks yet! Ha ha!" He managed to say through his laughter. As he came through the doors and quickly closing them behind him trying to keep out a raging princess.
"DISCORD OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!" She shouted through the door trying to get in so she could rip him to shreds.
"Ha, what has thou done this time, ha ha! Celestia sounds quite angry ha ha!" Luna asked trying to contain the laughing threatening to escape her lips.
"I'M GOING TO SEND YOU BACK TO STONE SO I CAN SMASH YOU!!!!!"
"Oh you know, just a giant cotton candy cloud following her everywhere she steps and moves, HA! You should see her face!" He replied still laughing. Luna could no longer contain it and was in heaps of laughter along with her draconeques friend.
"Ha ha nailed it!" She exclaimed and flew down to Discord and gave him a hoof bump, helping him contain her sister.
"Ahm!" Twilight said obviously annoyed. Finally, the draconeques regained his posture and noticed the ponies standing in front of him.
"Discord, I thought you were reformed now, why are you causing chaos, he he?" Fluttershy flew up to him in a flash, yet trying to contain her laughter also.
"It's just a practical joke Flutters! Come on, top being so goody two-shoes for a moment and laugh for the first time in ages!" He attempted to get her to laugh with them. She finally let loose the laughter and was up against the door with them trying to prevent the princess from getting to them.
"Fluttershy!" Rainbow Dash actually said something since they teleported to Canterlot.
"I'm sorry, Dashie, but I just got an image of Princess Celestia below a cotton candy cloud dripping from the chocolate rain and completely steaming! Ha ha" The shy pegasus exclaimed through her laughter just like the Princess of the Moon and draconeques. She then gave Discord and Luna a hoof bump. Suddenly, the princess they had been talking about teleported into the room and made the three creatures jump.
"Princess... Celestia?! Bwahahaha!!!!!" Even Thor was laughing now.
"Ok, this is the weirdest day ever! First, alien invasion, then thrown through a portal to a land of talking colourful ponies with horns and wings! Then this!!!! What next? Me turning into the Other Guy and destroying everything?!" Bruce exclaimed cradling himself in the corner of the room. "Me and my big mouth."
"Woah, Bruce. Calm... Down, it'll be okay! Don't worry we will get you through this, you will be safe I promise on my life! Come on, Bruce!" Nat was trying to calm him down.
"I'm... Fine! I just-I'm getting the desire to SMASH!" At the last word Bruce's voice changed to a more deep and intimidating growl. He was starting to change.
"Bruce, what's the matter? What's making you mad?" Clint asked.
"LOKI!!!!! ARMY!!!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!!!!!" He shouted.
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, SOLDIER!! For the sake of us and this "realm" as Thor put it!" Steve shouted trying to snap the scientist out of it.
"Okay, will someone please explain what's going on?! I'm confused!" AJ shouted trying to get their attention.
"CAN'T... CONTROL... RRRRRRRR!!!!!!" The avengers started to gear up ready to attack the Hulk if it came to it. Suddenly, the Hulk was smashing the castle walls. Natasha was flying beside him shooting him with her Widow Bites, but not doing any damage.
"JARVIS suit me up!" Tony said as his suit started to unfold around him. "So what's the game plan, Capsicle?"
"Tony, you fly after him with Natasha and try to get him outside so that he doesn't destroy this castle anymore. Clint get outside and wait for Tony and Nat, use the bomb arrows. Thor go with Clint and wait for the Hulk, be ready for when he comes out, when he does if he isn't co-operative then you will have to contain him. Ready, everyo-"
"Yo Cap, what do we do? I want some action!" Rainbow Dash said, AJ nodding in agreement.
"You guys stay here with me, I can't let any of you get hurt," Steve replied.
"Sorry Cap, but that don't fit my style. We're helping!"
To be continued...
My Little Avengers: Equestria's Mightiest Heroes!
Third Person POV
"You might as well give up, Loki. You've lost!" Ironman AKA Tony Stark said to the devilish Asguardian standing in front of him.
"You may think that you have won but you are far from it!" Loki replied. The Avengers didn't know it but he had a Secret Weapon.
"What do you have? An Army? We have a Hulk!" Tony exclaimed, pointing to the giant, green, rage monster behind him. All of the Avengers stood behind him in a circle, prepared for anything.
"Oh, I have a lot more than that!" And with that Loki produced a small silver capsule, throwing it towards them. As the capsule was hurtling towards them and landed on the floor, Captain America started to get sucked into the portal that had appeared from the capsule.
"AHHHH!" He yelled to his fellow Avengers.
"Steve! Come here!" Shouted a frantic Hawkeye.
"Oh no," He exclaimed as he started to get sucked in with Steve.
"Nat! Help!" Clint screamed. As Natasha grabbed onto Clint's leg she wasn't strong enough either.
"TONY!" She shouted at the 'billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist'. "I never thought I would ask Tony Stark for help!"
"Oh come here! Woah, this portal is extremely strong! THOR!" The metal man asked the God.
"HOLD ON MAN OF METAL! I SHALL HAVE YOU OUT OF THAT PORTAL IN ONE MOMENT!" Even though Thor was a God he was still incapable of preventing his friends from being sucked into the black hole.
"IT APPEARS THAT I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO HELP YOU MY FRIENDS! MR BANNER COULD YOU MAYBE BE OF ASSISTANCE?" And so the big green man grabbed a hold of Thor's leg. Except even the Hulk's strength was not adequate to help.
"HULK! NO! HELP!" He said, struggling to hold on to the god's limb.
"OH HELL NO!"shouted Tony and with that they completely disappeared through the black hole.
"Haha, see you never, my enemies!" Loki said, laughing manically.
