Equestrian Warriors

"A few days later"

Dark Shoutmon was pacing around a small, circular table with a note on it. A sound of metal hitting concrete started coming closer to his location. A rabbit like creature appeared from the shadows, revealing a large pair of robotic arms being used to walk.

"Hey master, whatcha doin?" He asked, staring at him.

He just rolled his eyes. "Well Rascal, if you must know, I'm thinking."

Rascal used his arms to grab the top of the table and lifted himself up. Once he was on top of it, he grabbed the note and started reading it.

"Really? Lord Plasmamon wants you to go on another DNA run? Doesn't he already have enough?" He asked, turning the note like it was a steering wheel.

"Give me that!" He yelled, snatching the note out of his robotic claws. "This is a new world with new creatures, so we need those DNA samples."

"So, why are you just pacing around this table? Just go to that world and get the samples. Easy peasy." He stated, getting ready to jump off the table.

"It's not going to be that easy this time. Gumdramon's in this world, so I'm trying to think of a way to keep him distracted while I explore the world."He said as he continued pacing.

"Whoa, that guys still alive. Sheesh, I thought we already caught that guy." He said with a sarcastic, confused tone of voice.

"We did! He just got away before we could exterminate him properly." He said with disappointment.

"Ok, let's just skip the whole backstory thing and get back to the exposition." He said, quickly giving you (the reader) a sly smile that said 'Yeah, I know you're there'. "So, what have you thought of so far?"

"Nothing! And that's the problem. I don't know what I can do to keep him distracted for an entire day." He said, tapping it head with a single finger.

A mischievous grin started to grow on Rascal's face. "Well, I see that you're pretty busy right now. so I'll just be going to the vault. That possessive attraction chemical isn't going to dispose itself." He sarcastically said, hopping off the table.

Before Rascal could get a foot away from the table, Dark Shoutmon called him. "Rascal! That's it! Grab that chemical, but bring it to me instead. I think I finally found a use for it." He said as he ran through a door with the word 'Arsenal Vault' spray painted on it.

Rascal just chuckled. "Idiot." He said, shaking his head as he walked towards the Chemical Vault.

Twilight was walking down the streets of Ponyville. She was waving to everyone she passed by, giving them all a big smile. When she reached the north end of the town she saw Gumdramon there, leaning on a old well.

"Good morning Gumdramon!" Twilight yelled at him from a few yards away. Gumdramon's head slowly turned and once he saw her a huge smile grew on his face as well.

"Hey Twilight. What brings you here?" He asked.

Twilight chuckled. "I was looking for you. What's with you making me and Spike breakfast and just leaving without us even knowing?"

Gumdramon scratched the top of his head, looking a little embarrassed. "Well, while I was making breakfast I noticed what time it was and I just wanted to appreciate the morning. The nice breeze, that morning smell, and of course that nice feeling of dewdrops on your feet. It's just the perfect morning and I think that the day will be even better." He said while smiling at the sky.

Twilight was standing there speechless. "Wow, I never knew you loved the morning so much."

Gumdramon smiled at her, making her blush a little before turning back to the sky. "In order to love the day, you have to love everything about it."

They looked at each other and started laughing a little. Suddenly the camera started back out to reveal Dark Shoutmon's silhouette on a near by hill covered in trees. He had a silver, sniper like weapon with glowing red lines on it. He was looking through the scope that had Twilight in the center of it. Rascal was rapidly tapping his foot like a rabbit, obviously impatient.

He sighed. "Master, why don't you just fire the Chemical Pellet already. I mean, you've had her locked on for like five minutes now."

Dark Shoutmon shushed him. "Not yet, I just need Gumdramon to turn around and then I'll be able to shoot her without him blocking it." He said, still looking through the scope.

In the scope, Twilight and Gumdramon were talking for a few more minutes before Gumdramon waved to her and started walking away. Dark Shoutmon smiled and quickly pulled the trigger and a tiny, yellow ball was fired from the sniper. It was getting closer to her and was about to hit her until a pink mass covered the scope.

"Hiya Twilight, whatcha... OWIE!" Pinkie Pie screamed after being hit in the flank with the yellow pellet. Once it hit her, it went into her skin and disappeared.

"Whoa! Pinkie, are you ok?" Twilight asked, quickly walking towards her hurt friend.

"Yeah, I'm ok. I think I just got a mosquito bite." She said, rubbing her flank.

Dark Shoutmon slammed his fist to the ground. "Curses, that pesky pink pony got in the way. She ruined my plan." He said, grinding his teeth.

Rascal just smiled. "On the contrary, I think she improved your plan. I mean, the pony princess wouldn't really be that distraction. This one however, haves a very... bubbly and insane personality. I think she's going to be very clingy when the chemical kicks in. I think that might be an... entertaining distraction, don't you think?" He asked, turning his head towards him.

Dark Shoutmon smiled and nodded his head. "I guess your right. Come on, we have some free samples to get." He said, getting get back up and put the gun over his shoulder.

"I hope there's some cute rabbits handing out some carrots at one of these stands." Rascal said with a sly smile.

"Don't get your hopes up." He said, rolling his eyes.

Pinkie Pie was walking around Ponyville, waving her hooves at all the ponies she passed by. When she turned the corner, she saw Gumdramon walking pass the water fountain. She was about to call to him, but she stopped before she could say anything. Her iris started glowing and pulsing pink. The white circles in her eyes also transformed into tiny hearts. Her eye lids slowly lowered and her smile became more of a smirk.

Gumdramon was walking the opposite direction Pinkie was, only for her to appear in front of him with that same expression. This caused him to jump back a little, but he quickly compose himself. "Oh, hey Pinkie. How are you today." He said, looking a little confused.

"Oh, I'm doing fine. How about you, good looking?" She asked, getting closer and closer to him.

Gumdramon was blushing at what she just said. "Um, what did you call me?" He asked, backing up from her.

Pinkie continued getting closer to him, this time wrapping one of her forelegs around him. "Good looking, why? Do you prefer something more fitting? How about Mr. Pie?" She asked, her muzzle a few centimeters away from his mouth.

"W-what!" Gumdramon quietly yelled, starting to sweat.

Pinkie put her free hoof on his mouth. "Shh, how about we make this relationship official." Pinkie removed her hoof and started puckering her lips, getting a little closer to his lips. Right before Pinkie could kiss him, Gumdramon quickly ducked, slipping out of her hold and started running away.

"Gumdramon! Get back here! We need each other!" She yelled, looking desperate. She quickly ran after him. "Gumdramon! Please, how are we going to take care of our foals if their father keeps running away!"

"Someone help me!" Gumdramon yelled at the top of his lungs.

"We can help each other! You can help me find a wedding dress and I can help you find a tuxedo! We can have the wedding at the Sugarcube Corner! Ooh, maybe we can have it on a huge wedding cake! Then, when you remove my vial, we'll kiss each other with so much passion that it'll activate those flameless fireworks in less than a second! Doesn't that sound great!" Pinkie Pie opened her eyes and noticed that Gumdramon was no longer in her sight.

"Gumdramon! Here are you!" She yelled, disappearing in a matter of seconds.

Gumdramon's head slowly poked out of a barrel in the same area she used to be in. He sighed, but felt something touching his leg in the barrel. He looked down to see Pinkie Pie, but before he could get out of the barrel Pinkie grabbed the back of his head. She pulled him into the barrel and smooching sounds could be heard. Once he got out of the barrel, his cheeks her covered in pink lip gloss. He ran away from the barrel with a depressed looking Pinkie Pie inside the barrel.

"Come on Gumdramon! I didn't even get a single kiss on the lips!" She yelled, running after him.

Rascal was looking at this through a tiny crystal ball. "Heh, this is going to be a good episode." He said, smiling at the you (The Reader) with a mischievous, toothy grin.