I need a drink

"When life gives you oranges..... You say: Fuck you life, I don't want oranges, give me money! "

Something Steven told me in high school.

Second person POV,

The day started normally for Jack and the four mares, Jack got up early; to prepare breakfast for his four guests. Jack decided to be a gentleman; and prepare an entirely fruit based meal.

When Jack had finished his breakfast, he decided to wake the Princesses up.

"11.45 am." Jack mused while walking towards his bedroom. Wonder of Steven will visit us today. Jack through while remembering last night's event.

'That's just Steven being Steven.' Jack thought while opening the door.

He walked inside and was greeted with four sleeping Princesses.

"Cute." Jack thought while carefully making his way over towards the bed.

Jack gently tugged Luna's back. "Psst, Luna wake up." Jack whispered.

"Hmmm no Tia, I don't want to." Luna mumbled.

'I? Doesn't she talk in that 'ye old time' kind of accent?' Jack thought.

Jack tugged Luna a little harder, much to her dismay.

"No." Luna replied.

*sigh* 'time to do something I hated; when my mom did it to me.' Jack thought while walking towards the light switch. 'Time to unleash the fury of electricity.' Jack thought while flipping the light switch.

The lights were turned on, and lit the entire room. Twilight was the first one to wake up.

"Princess, couldn't you have raised the sun a little later?" Twilight mumbled while wiping the sleep from her eyes.

"What do you mean *yawn* Twilight?" Celestia asked while blinking a few times; to let her eyes adjust to the light.

"Jack." Luna mumbled annoyed. "I swear I will make you regret doing that."

"Yeah yeah, breakfast is ready." Jack replied.

Luna's ears immediately perked up and she jumped out of bed. "Breakfast!" Luna exclaimed while pushing Jack aside and running out of the door.

"Wow." Jack said, processing what had just occurred.

"Sorry about my sister." Celestia apologized while stepping out of bed. "But she told us you make the best salads ever."

"She really said that?" Jack asked surprised.

Celestia smiled at him. "Yes, and I agree with her; your salads are really good."

"Thanks." Jack said while rubbing the back of his head. "So, breakfast."

Celestia smiled. "Yes, come on Twilight." Celestia said while tugging Twilight with her hoof.

"Hmmhh." Twilight hummed in response.

Twilight got out of bed and walked towards the door. "Good morning." She said while giving Jack a smile.

"Morning." Jack replied.

Twilight stepped through the door, followed by Celestia.

"Wait." Jack said.

They both stopped in their tracks and turned around. "What is it?" They both asked in union.

"Aren't you forgetting someone?" Jack asked while pointing his index finger at a sleeping Cadence.

"Oh, I think it would be wise to let Cadence sleep; until she wakes up." Celestia said.

"Why's that?" Jack asked.

"Well, when my brother Shining Armor and Cadence were still married; Shining told me that she has morning mood." Twilight replied.

"Really? That's it?" Jack asked.

Twilight looked at him with a confused expression. "That's it? You don't want to know him Cadence is when she's in her morning mood."

"Trust me, Steven has morning mood; but he just shouts at me." Jack replied, remembering their camping trip from last year.

"You motherfucking, ass licking, dick sucking, bitch ass motherfucker."

"........I just asked you if you wanted some coffee."

"Go stick that coffee up your ass."

"So, tea?"

".....You better fucking run."

"......By Steven!"

"Get back here you fuck!"

"Yep, those were the times." Jack mused.

"Listen, if you want to wake her up; I'm not going to stop you." Twilight said. "But don't tell me I didn't warn you."

"*chuckle* trust me; it can't be as bad as Steven." Jack said while walking towards Cadence.

"I tried to warn him Princess." Twilight said while walking out of the room.

"I know Twilight, I know." Celestia said while following her student.

"Pffft, morning mood my ass." Jack said while carefully sitting down; next to the sleeping Cadence.

"Cadence." Jack whispered while bending over, to get a good view if she wasn't faking her sleep.

No response.

"Cadence." Jack whispered while poking her with his finger.

Cadence shifted a few times but still didn't respond.

"Cadence, wake up." Jack said while poking her a little harder. He received an annoyed grunt from Cadence.

"Cadence, breakfast is ready." Jack said.

What Jack got in response, was a smack on his face.

"Aaaah!" Jack shouted while tumbling backwards, hereby falling of the bed.

Cadence sleepily awoke. "Shiny, I told you not to..... Wait, this isn't my.... Oh my." Cadence said while quickly getting out of bed.

She was greeted with a concerning sight. Jack was sitting on the ground, his hand held to his nose.

"Jack." Cadence said while slowly walking towards him. "Are you o-ok?"

"Oh god, feels like I've been hit by a fucking lumberjack." Jack grunted while carefully bringing his hand of his nose. He flinched a little when he saw blood on his hand. "Shit."

"Oh my." Cadence exclaimed. "I'll get you something to stop the bleeding."

Cadence quickly made her way out of the bedroom and trotted towards the bathroom. She grabbed a towel and quickly trotted back towards the bedroom.

"Here, let me help." Cadence said while pressing the towel on Jack's nose.

"Aaaah! Gentle, gentle." Jack said while grabbing the towel from her hoof. He wrapped the towel around his hand and applied pressure on his nostrils; to stop the bleeding.

Cadence looked at Jack with a ashamed expression. "I'm s-so sorry, I didn't mean to--."

"It's ok Cadence." Jack replied with a muffled tone. (He kind of sounded like those battle droids from Star Wars the Clone Wars) "Celestia and Twilight warned about your 'condition', but I was too stubborn to listen. Guess I should have huh?"

Cadence gave him a weak smile in response. "Maybe, but I'm.... Sorry."

"Cadence." Jack said while getting off the ground. "It's ok, really."

Cadence smiled at Jack and brought him into a hug. "Thanks Jack."

Jack flinched; but returned the hug. "Your welcome Cadence."

Jack broke the hug and made his way towards the door.

"Where are you going?" Cadence asked while following Jack.

"I'm going to the bathroom, so I don't spill blood all over the floor." Jack replied.

Jack walked towards the bathroom; he grabbed the doorknob and twisted it. He opened the door and stepped inside.

He was surprised to see Cadence following him.

"What are you doing?" Jack asked while looking at Cadence.

"I uhm.... I just thought I could.... Maybe help you with your nose bleed." Cadence replied.

"You don't have to do that." Jack waved her of. "Go downstairs, breakfast's ready."

Cadence gave him a nod and walked out of the bathroom. Jack heard her going downstairs, but he waited until he heard the door to his living room open.

Jack sighed in relief and carefully removed the towel from his nose. 'It's still bleeding a little.' Jack thought while inspecting his nose. 'Damn, Cadence hits hard.'

Jack grabbed some toilet paper; he held the toilet paper between his thumb and index finger and squeezed his nostrils tightly.

'Thank god for class 1.5.' Jack thought while remembering the 2 years of medical school he and Steven attended.

He decided to go downstairs and see if the Princesses had already begun eating their breakfast. He walked downstairs and opened the door to his living room. When he stepped inside, he was greeted with (what he thought was) a cute sight.

There were the Princesses, happily munching on the breakfast he had prepared them. When Jack stepped inside; the Princesses smiled.

"Hello Jack." Celestia said while taking a bite from her apple.

"Waddup." Jack replied while sitting down next to Twilight.

"Why are you holding paper on your nose?" Twilight asked.

"...... Morning mood". Jack replied.

Twilight giggled in response. "I warned you."

"I know, guess I should have listened." Jack replied while looking at the TV. 'Looks like they're watching Star Wars again.'

"So how's the episode?" Jack asked.

"Mheally mwood." Luna replied while chewing on her salad.

"Sister, please do not talk with your mouth full." Celestia scolded.

"Aah give her a rest, trust me I've seen--."

"Let me guess, you've seen Steven eat with his mouth full and Luna fails in comparison?" Celestia asked.

"Wow, already cutting of my sentences." Jack replied sarcastically.

Celestia chuckled. "After that little 'movie night' from yesterday, I think it's time to give Steven a little payback". Celestia said with a smirk. But that smirk quickly turned into a sad expression. "At least, if he's not thinking about his brother."

Jack gave her a reassuring pat on her back. "Don't worry, I'm sure Steven's already his crazy; fucked up self again."

"You know, if you were in Equestria and you would touch me without permission, you would get arrested on sight." Celestia said.

"Yeah." Jack said while giving her another pat. "But we're not in Equestria are we?"

Celestia gave him a sarcastic smile. "Ha ha ha." Celestia laughed sarcastically.

Jack only chuckled in response.

*knock* *knock*

"Who's there?!" Jack shouted.

"Professor Oak, I came here to bang your mom!" Someone shouted back.

"Coming Steven!" Jack shouted while walking towards the door. He opened the door and before he could react, Steven pushed him aside and walked inside.

"Waddup bitches!" Steven shouted while walking inside the living room.

Jack looked at him, his mouth hanging open from shock. He closed the door and followed Steven.

"Bitches?" Celestia asked.

"Yeah, it's something I usually say when I walk inside Jack's house, but I don't say it all the time; I could also say something like: Waddup gayboy, or: Hey Jack can I borrow twenty euros?"

"Ok? And what's the point of it?" Celestia asked.

Steven shrugged. "No point, just fun to say." Steven replied. Steven pointed his finger towards Jack. "And you!" Steven shouted. "You didn't respond, how could you?"

"*sigh*waddup." Jack replied in a bored tone.

"Waddup what?" Steven asked with a hint of joy.

"Waddup asshole." Jack replied.

Steven patted him on the head. "That's my boy."

Steven walked over towards the couch and sat down beside Cadence.

"Haaaaaaai." Steven greeted with a toothy smile.

"Uhh hi?" Cadence replied unsurely.

"So how's it going?" Steven asked.

"Good, except for the fact I gave Jack a nose bleed." Cadence replied.

"Whoa whoa whoa." Steven said while holding his hands up. "You gave Jack a nose bleed, how?"

"He tried waking me up, and I accidentally smacked him on his nose." Cadence replied with a small blush.

"That's it?" Steven asked.

Cadence gave Steven a confused glare. "That's it? I could have broken his nose."

"So what, I almost broke his arm." Steven replied with a hint of pride.

"How'd you do that" Cadence asked.

"Let's just say; Jack will never wake me up early ever again." Steven replied.

"You were just lucky; I was still a little tired from all those Brand's." Jack said while walking towards his other couch.

"Hey I had four of them!" Steven replied.

"I had seven, and I still think I could have drunk more; but I think someone might have spiked the last two." Jack said while giving Steven a accusing looks.

"I'm more awesome than you, so your argument is invalid." Steven said.

"But I--."

"Lalalalalalalalalalalala." Steven said while holding his fingers in his ears.

"*sigh* sometimes I think your mentally challenged." Jack said.

"Yeah fuck you to buddy." Steven replied.

Jack sighed and walked towards his other couch. "Mind if I sit here?"

Celestia smiled and at him. "Not at all Jack. Celestia shifted a little slowly Jack could sit as well."

"Twilight, are you reading again?" Jack asked.

Twilight, who was currently reading a book about Human history smiled. "Yep, these books are so interesting; I wish we had some of these machines in Equestria."

Steven chuckled. "Like what? Guns? Rocket launchers? Tanks?"

"What?" Twilight asked.

"Weapons, you know." Steven said while finger banging. "Bang bang bang."

"Are those the weapons that were used in the war?" Twilight asked.

"How the hell do you know about the war? And what war are you talking about?" Steven asked.

"World War 2, the war Germany started under the lead of the Dictator: Adolf Hitler, who was also responsible for the Holocaust." Twilight replied.

Steven just looked at Twilight, mouth agape. "How long have you been reading that book?"

"One day, I'm almost halfway through." Twilight replied with a smile.

"Wow, took me two weeks just to learn that shit." Steven said.

"And you still got a D+." Jack said while chuckling.

"Hey! I'm not Dylan the Nerd!" Steven said. "So what if I'm not that smart, I only study things that interest me."

"Well, what do you like to study?" Cadence asked.

At this question, Steven's eyes lit up. "Well, me and Jack are both attending Veterinarian school, we love animals and our dream is to go to The United States of America,  to start a animal shelter there."

"Oh, my friend Fluttershy takes care of the animals as well, I bet if she were here, she would warm up to you in no time." Twilight said.

"Really? That's pretty cool." Steven said. "Hey dude, what do you want to do now? I mean it's fucking hot in here." Steven said while smelling his armpit. "And I don't smell like roses to."

"Hey, we could go to your house for a swim." Jack suggested.

"Hell yeah!" Steven said while getting off the couch. "Goodbye heat and hello sweet cold water."

"Uhm Jack, it's nice of you to take us fir a swim but uhm, didn't you say something about; people will go crazy when they see you"? Celestia asked.

"Oh, heheh yeah." Jack said while rubbing the back of his head.

"Dude, we could always YOLO or way through." Steven suggested.

"No, that ain't happening, I've still got the scar from the last YOLO we did." Jack said while rubbing his arm.

"Yolo?" Celestia asked.

"It stands for: You Only Live Once." Steven said. "Come on dude, no one is gonna see them."

Jack sighed. "Steven, I am putting my trust in the line here."

"I know, but almost everyone is on vacation, houses are empty and there isn't a single car on the road." Steven said.

"Alright, but it's not my decision to make." Jack said while turning his gaze towards Celestia. "Do you girls want to go for a swim?"

Celestia smiled. "That is a kind offer, but I think I'll pass."

"Boo!" Steven said. "What a party-pooper."

Jack shook his head. "Luna?"

"Maybe another time, We are still enjoying Star Wars." Luna replied.

"Cadence?" Jack asked.

Cadence smiled. "I could go for a swim."

"Yeah!" Steven exclaimed. "Now that's the spirit!"

Jack chuckled. "Twilight?"

Twilight responded by levitating the book in front of his face.

"..... So it's a no?" Jack asked.

"Yes." Twilight said.

"Damn, you three really know how to ruin the mood." Steven said.

Celestia looked at Steven. "Steven, are you always this rude to others?"

Steven shook his head. "I act like this around everybody, and just because you're aliens from another planet--."

"And royalty for that matter." Luna added.

"And royalty, doesn't mean I'm going to change the way I behave. Steven said. "That's just not me, I am who I am, and I'm a Steven."

".... I understand?" Celestia said unsurely.

Jack shook my head. "What he is trying to say is: It's just the way he acts."

"*ahem* Not to be rude, but are we still going for a swim or not?" Cadence asked.

"Fuck yeah we are!" Steven exclaimed while grabbing Jack by his collar.

"Gaah!" Jack exclaimed.

"Come on dude, let's get going." Steven said while dragging Jack towards the door. "You to Cadence."

Cadence got of the couch and walked towards the door.

"Cadence, please be careful." Celestia said.

Cadence smiled. "Don't worry auntie; I'll make sure nopony sees me."

"Good." Celestia said while taking a bite from an apple. "I just mope mhat nothing bad happens."

Cadence giggled. "Talking with your mouth full auntie?"

Celestia swallowed the apple piece. "Something I've always wanted to do."

"Really?" Cadence asked.

"Yes, being royalty has its downside's." Celestia said.

"Hey! Don't go outside, and close the curtains!" Jack yelled while being dragged towards Steven's house.

"How did Steven manage to get him over there so quickly?" Celestia asked surprised.

Cadence shook her head. "I don't think we'll ever know auntie, but I need to get going." Cadence said while trotting towards the door.

She trotted out of the door and closed it with her magic. She looked around, hoping nobody would see her. 'Great, where to now?' Cadence thought.

"Over here!" Steven shouted from across the street.

Cadence sighed in relief and trotted towards Steven.

"Hurry up!" Steven shouted while clapping his hands.

Cadence quickened her pace. She eventually reached Steven's front door.

"Quickly, inside." Steven said while pushing her inside.

Cadence got inside, Steven closed the door and sighed in relief.

"Phew, that could have gone better." Steven said.

"Why's that?" Cadence asked while cocking an eyebrow.

"Well, you could have been a 'little' faster." Steven replied.

Cadence rolled her eyes. "Where's Jack?"

"Jack is in my room, getting changed." Steven replied. "He better not go through my Hustlers."

"Hustlers?" Cadence asked.

"Uhm I-I meant uhm...... Nothing." Steven said.

"But you--."

"I'm Steven, so your argument is invalid." Steven cut her off.

"Yo Steven!" Jack shouted from upstairs.

"What!?" Steven shouted back.

"Have you been buying Hustlers again!?" Jack shouted.

"You motherfucker, get your filthy hands of my precious!" Steven shouted back.

"Alright Gollem!" Jack shouted.

Steven sighed and rubbed his temples. "Go and sit in the living room, I'll be there shortly."

Ok. Cadence said while walking towards the door. "This one, right?" Cadence asked while pointing her hoof at the door.

"Yep." Steven said while walking upstairs. I'm gonna shove my foot so far up Jack's ass; it'll be stuck in there for one week.

Cadence gave a confused look (which Steven couldn't see because he was already upstairs) and opened the living room door.

She walked inside and closed the door. She looked around the living room, and was quite surprised.

The living room was a decent size, the kitchen being in the far left corner, a big TV ( bigger than Jack's) hung against the wall, Steven had one couch, a dinner table in the center of the living room and five set of chairs.

The laminate appeared to be made of oak wood, the ceiling and walls were painted white.

Cadence couldn’t help but notice a picture hanging from the wall; she walked closer towards the picture until she could get a good look at it.

Cadence could see five humans, one of them being Steven; they were all smiling. In the center there was a little girl with a ponytail, behind her were two adult Humans, a male and a female. Next to the male adult; stood Steven, and next to Steven stood a Human about his age, he almost looked the same as him.

'That must be his family.' Cadence thought. She couldn’t help but smile at the picture. 'They look happy.'

But that thought was quickly replaced with a less pleasant one. His brother, hat must be his…. Brother.

Cadence couldn’t help but feel sad, not only for Steven; but also Jack, they have both lost something, something that can never be replaced…. Family.

Cadence couldn’t even think about what they must have gone through, her parents were still alive and the only thing close to a sibling is Twilight. But they lost them, both of them did. Even though she only met them a couple of days ago, they treated her with respect, dignity, and most of all; showed her friendship, something that she thought she’d never get, after the events with Shining Armor.

'They are lucky to have each other, from what I’ve seen, their friendship is solid; it cannot and will not be broken'. Cadence thought while looking at the picture once more. 'And to top it off, they are kinda cute.'

"Jack get back here!" Cadence could hear Steven shout.

"Who’s got your swimming trunks? I do!" Jack replied.

"You motherfucker! I’m going to kill you!" Steven shouted.

Cadence didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, she could hear somebody running downstairs. Suddenly the door was pushed open and Jack ran through, he was wearing his swimming trunks and was holding one in his hand.

"Cadence out of the way!" Jack shouted while running towards the door that led to Stevens backyard. Cadence quickly stepped aside and looked at Jack, who was currently trying to unlock the door.

Out of nowhere, Steven came rushing in. the only downside was…. He was naked.

"Jack!" Steven roared. "You better give them back or……. Oh fuck me right in the titties!"

Jack let go of the lock and tuned around. "Hehheh, hey there buddy I…… Oh crap."

Jack and Steven’s eyes were all set on Cadence, who was currently staring at Steven’s exposed ‘private parts’.

Jack immediately threw Steven’s swimming trunks to him. Steven quickly caught them and put them on.

Cadence stood there, mouth agape and wings fully spread.

"Godnondeju!" Steven exclaimed. "Vieze klootzak, ik zei toch dat je mijn Hustlers met rust moest laten!" (You fucking asshole, I told you to keep your hands of my Hustlers!)

"Hey! Het was niet mijn schuld dat jij die fles Cola nog op je bureau had staan!" (Hey! It’s not my fault that you had that bottle of Cola on your desk!) Jack replied.

"Lekker dan! Mijn hele collectie naar de kloten." (Great, my entire collection; all gone.) Steven said defeated.

"And there is the fact that Cadence just saw your D." Jack added.

Steven groaned in frustration. "I’m going to make you pay for this."

Jack smiled sheepishly. "Sure you are, like that time you were ‘gonna make me pay’; because I at the last Oreo."

Steven pointed his index finger at Jack. "And I will! Nobody gets the last Oreo, unless that nobody is me!"

"Yeah right." Jack said while crossing his arms.

"Uhm, not to break our little rant but; is Cadence clinically brain-dead or something?" Steven asked while pointing his index finger at Cadence.

Jack looked at Cadence, her mouth was wide open; a little bit of drool coming out of it, her wings were fully spread and her left eye was twitching slightly.

Jack sighed and walked over to Cadence; he bent over and gently nudged her side. "Cadence, you alright?"

No response.

"Cadence?" Jack asked while nudging her again, but this time a little harder.

Still no response.

"I got an idea." Steven said.

"Really? What is it?" Jack asked.

"Get up, stand straight and spread your legs." Steven said.

"How is that going to--."

"Hey, you wanna help her or not?" Steven asked.

Jack sighed and got up, he stood straight and spread his legs. "Like this?" Jack asked.

"Perfect." Steven said while walking closer towards him.

"Now what do I do?" Jack asked.

"You scream." Steven replied.

"Scream?" Jack asked.

"Yeah, like this! Steven said while lifting his leg back and forward, kicking Jack in his ‘private area’.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Jack screamed in pain. Jack fell to his knees and held his junk in pain.

"That's for taking the last oreo bitch!" Steven said.

Cadence was snapped out of her trance. "Wha-What’s going on?"

"Ooooooh." She heard Jack say in agony.

"Well, you saw my dick, you went into some kind of weird trance, I kicked Jack in his nuts and now he’s in pain." Steven replied casually.

"What?" Was the only thing Cadence could say.

"You bastard." Jack said while slowly recovering from his pain.

"Yeah, shall we go for a swim?" Steven asked.

"I’m going to drown you!" Jack shouted while getting up.

"Oh shit!" Steven exclaimed while jumping over Jack. "Primal Jack is on the loose!"

Cadence watched as Steven ran towards the door that Jack tried to unlock, and how he unlocked it with no trouble at all.

Steven went outside and ran towards the pool; Jack being on his tail. Steven quickly jumped, Jack doing the same.

Cadence could only think of one thing.

'Why in Faust’s name did I agree to this?'