Transient Soul

"Well..."You crouch down and invite Applejack to climb on your back. "I think that was only half the fight." She hesistates, but slowly offers a nylon clad leg through each of your arms. " I remember that troublemaker saying something when I was inside him..." You stand up as she wiggles slightly, bouncing her breasts on top of your head. "He's just like me. A Transient Soul."

Applejack digs her heel a bit into your rib as she smacks your forehead in frustration. "Don't be stupid Anon, you and im ain't alike in the sort!"

She crosses her hands and looks away grumpingly. "I don't see any girl who wants to spend the rest of her mortal life with him hanging offa HIS shoulders afterall." She opens one of her eyes, and smiles at you.

You feel the charge of energy rush through your body, as you smile as well. "Yeah, that's right. C'mon AJ, Let's finish this bastard off, once and for all!"

She kicks you in the side and smacks your bottom. "YEEEEEEEHAAAW! LET'S RIDE PARDNER!"

You begin running, ignoring the bouncing breasts slamming against your forehead. You speed past the pile of still copulant Ghost Hannakuh'ers resting in an incredibly stinky puddle of human fluids. Pinkie notices you running with Applejack digging her waist onto your back, bucking like a cowgirl.

"HEYYYYYYYYY AFTERPARTY RODEO! C'MON EVERYBODY! FOLLOW ANON!" She shrieked into the still quivering mass of incredibly horny individuals. Rainbow Dash perked up from her circle of dicks, as Rarity and Fluttershy climbed out from a naked orgy pile, both high fiving one another. Twilight was walking her 300 pound naked neckbeards, and slapped them on the ass, to which they both howled. "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! GO ANON!"

You faintly hear the sound of something that sounded like a naked parade behind you, so you turn your head slightly to see what the commotion is about.

Sure enough, there is a giant mob of fluid covered naked people running behind you, with Pinkie Pie running the lead, brandishing a 6 foot purple dildo in her hand, screaming along the lines of "WHOOOOOOOHABBAABABAHOHOOHBOHBBABABA"

NOPE, KICK THAT SHIT INTO FUCKING OVERDRIVE ANON! You dig down deep and find the power of FAST within you. "C'mon everybody! I know where there's a HELL of a party to be had!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" The naked crowd of sexually active maniacs screamed behind you as you lead them through the forest at the edge of town. You get hit in the face several times by low laying branches, but the very real fear of Pinkie rectally ravaging you allows you push onward to your final destination.

You jump out of the forest, and right into the cemetary of Tim McGee's Crematorium and and Salad Emporium. You look up at the sky, the spiral of wicked emerald and purple clouds seemed to be gathering at the crematorium.

You turn around and face your naked army, Pinkie Pie was slunched over like a Yakuza, slapping her purple dildo in her hand.

You point to the crematorium "THERE, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S AT! DON'T LET ANYTHING GET IN OUR WAY!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY SPOOKY SEX PARTY!" The naked army of Ghost Hannakuers replied, hungry for even more sexiness.

Suddenly, a great booming laughter came from the center of the swirling clouds.

"AHAHAHAHAHA, SO THE LIL WANDERING SOUL HAS FOUND A LIL ARMY TO RAISE AGAINST LIL OL ME!"

You see a giant eyeball within a diagonal appear in the clouds as the clouds spiraled faster and faster, throwing lightning bolts every which direction.

"WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE, I'LL RAISE AN ARMY MYSELF!"

Several lightning bolts hailed in front of you, Applejack and your naked army, like tin foil in a microwave, there was electricity everywhere.

You drop Applejack, and you hold her hand. The air is quiet, as you feel your arm hairs raise slightly in the electric field.

Suddenly you see a bony hand crawl out of the ground, followed by several others, followed by a multitude more. The once empty cemetary was now full of electrified skeletons, all pointing and screeching at you and your naked army.

Applejack tightens her grip on your hand, "Anon, why are there so many skeletons?"

You gulp as you see a small group of skeletons doing the spooky skeleton dance.

"You know why Tim Mcgee has a Salad Emporium in addition to his Creamatorium?" You whisper.

"No, Ah honestly never really thought of it Anon." Applejack said, lifting her hands, getting ready to fight against the oncoming wave of electric skeletons.

"It's because..." You rush out and punch the skull right off of one of the skeletons.

"HE REALLY SUCKS AT CREMATING!"

The skeletons all howled and began zerg rushing you and your naked army.

"DON'T LET THEIR BONERS DETER YOU! GET TO THE CREMATORIUM!" You scream out to your friends as you dodge spooky electric skeleton scratches.

Applejack roundhouse kicks three skeletons at once, as Pinkie Pie begins crotch bombing through several skeletons at once. Rainbow Dash begins singing a song about how awesome she is, which made the skeletons rip their own heads off. Twilight and Fluttershy began dominating several of the skeletons, and treating them like dogs. Rarity stood there and lightly slapped into the air because she was dainty.

The rhomboid eye grew angry, and the clouds began spiraling faster and faster. More and more lightning bolts were loosed, as more and more skeletons came out of the ground.

"WAHAHAHAHAHA! Y'ALL THINK YOU CAN STOP THE VERY FORCES OF DEATH ITSELF?"

The eyeball rolled around as it began boasting loudly.

"I ESCAPED FROM THE VERY PITS OF HELL! I AM THE ALMIGHTY KHALKAROTH! EMPOWERED BY CHAOS HIMSELF! KNOW ME MORTALS, KNOW ME, AND KNOW DEATH!"

The eyeball shot a lightning bolt right at you, and you felt your body weigh down upon itself, stiffing and cementing slowly.

The last thing you hear is the voices of your friends calling out for you. "ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!!"

You're pretty sure you see Applejack run towards you, before your body turns to solid stone.

You can't move, it's like this...statue is made specifically to hold your spirit inside! ACK! You are dead, but you aren't alive either! THIS IS IT! GAME OVER MAN!