The cheering fans in the crowd got even louder as the Princess of Friendship walked on stage. She turned and waved to the crowd as she stood and waited for the music to play.

What puzzled her was that her opponent wasn't afraid to show his face. He wore a suit with a red tie and had his mane (or what they called "hair") spiked in the back.

The music played at a steady beat.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!" Boomed the announcer. The crowd went wild.

"Phoenix Wright!"

The crowd was silent as they stared at the attorney. One of Fluttershy's crickets could be heard in the crowd.

"Versus!..."

Stop right there
I've prepared a speech to announce before I whoop your ass.
Something I can say as my cutie mark's stars pass.
It reads, "The late Phoenix Wright was sent back to Edgeworth by a pony."
I'll beat you, and serve you with a side of baloney.
Actually, that's the only word even I can think of that describes you.
No wait, loser and boring too.
And my friends say I have powerful magic?
When you win your trials, that would use some, and their tragic.

OBJECTION!
My trials are perfection, you're a princess
Come to America, and have a real election.
I'd drop the hammer upon you
Harder than any of your lazy friends can do.
Element of Magic? This ain't a kids show.
At least it was meant to be. Now I don't even know.

Spike?! Take a letter, and write what I say
"I hereby dub Phoenix Wright the asshole of the day."

I'm sorry Twi, I didn't mean to ruin this for you
What? You're going to send a baby dragon after me?
And an owl, too?

Be careful what you say, I still have friends in the audience
We're going to inform your client that tomorrow you have absence.

The Mane 6 gathered in Twilight's corner.

HOLD IT!
Judge, I wish to defend
Myself in trial after I make these ponies meet their end.
You still think animals can beat me, you prick?
Well all six of you can all suck my-

Suddenly, Phoenix was, thankfully to most, interrupted when a bright light appeared in the middle of the stage. The man that came out had no hair. He was wearing a green t-shirt with jeans on. He was wearing a pair of glasses. It was Nice Peter.

I'm here to inform you all that this battle will end on a different note
And Phoenix let me stop your sucking before you choke.
I'm the master of rap battles, that I made throughout history.
The reason why you were bad growing up is still a complete mystery.
You defended people in trials, and most of them you've won.
But I'm gonna make this loss for you the second one, son.

And as for you, Ms. Twilight
The book series "Twilight" is more interesting than you
I'll split your little friendship in half with my Chuck Norris kung foo.

Both of you suck
Even more than this unicorn's luck
And I can confirm that both of you
Are as boring as-

Who won? Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!!

ace_attorneyfan800: Twilight Sparkle vs. Phoenix Wright

Author's Note

You guys see what I did there? Yeah? No?

Nice job Peter.

See you guys next time!!!