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Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! #6 Wonderbolts vs. Task Force 141 a.k.a. Simon "Ghost" Riley and John "Soap" MacTavish (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)
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I decided to make another one just to speed up the process of rap battles. I looked and found one immediately with 2 likes that, of course right now is tied with another comment. See you guys next time!!!
Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! #6 Wonderbolts vs. Task Force 141 a.k.a. Simon "Ghost" Riley and John "Soap" MacTavish (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)
The captain and rookie stood on stage with confident looks in their eyes as the crowd, led by Rainbow Dash, unleashed the loudest cheer yet.
"This is gonna be easy." Soarin said to Spitfire.
"I wonder what two kids we are up against." Spitfire said with confidence.
A steady beat that sounded of helicopters and gunfire played.
"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!"
"Here we go." Spitfire said looking toward the curtain.
"The Wonderbolts!"
The crowd, again led by Rainbow Dash, had an uproar.
"Versus!..."
The crowd gasped as two men walked out. One had face paint to look like the mud on the ground, and another had a mask that looked partially like a ghost.
"Task Force 141! Begin!"
I'll start this one off
Hi my name is Soarin'
I'm the best rookie flyer around
I use wings, when you use a helicopter to get above ground.
They recycled your game three times?
I don't need to be re-used, I'm still in my prime!
Hey Soap! I have a question for you from my peers.
How long does it take to kill somepony? A few years?
What in bloody hell are you talkin' about?
Still in your prime? You hit the ground almost every time!
I'll hang you on a pole, stick my knife down your throat.
Look, you got blood on my coat, mate!
They call me Ghost for a reason, your nickname don't matter.
I'll crush you and flash with my 9-banger.
Then I'll take my ACR, aim it right at your head
Pull the trigger once, and your dead.
I'm gonna finish this battle air bound
You talk a lot of smack, so let me put you down.
I'm Spitfire, Equestria's hottest.
And not just hot on flying, stallions consider me a goddess.
I'm the leader of my group
Your just a fail of a captain, you shouldn't even be a troop!
You both got killed in a fashionable way
Now only your skeletons get to see the light of day.
Ghost got fired, Soap got shanked and then blown to pieces.
Your features will be rearranged in places
Your faces could never be, and be tied in laces.
Say Ghost? How's Roach?
And Soap? Where's Yuri?
Price couldn't beat me in Cloudsdale
And then all of you will be buried.
I'll admit, you do rap fast
But it was a mistake to talk about my past.
Price is three times the captain you'll ever be.
Go and play hopscotch with Angel in Everfree.
I'll make sure you won't see the end of this day.
I kill overconfident brats like you, so you'd better pray.
First, I bring in my AC-130 and make it rain bullets on your parade.
Second, I'll land a Predator Missile on the two other members of the gay ballet.
And last, I'll rip a knife out of my chest, and throw it in your eye.
Therefore, killing your pride.
Who won? Who's next?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!
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