The proud, athletic pony blinked twice at the applause she received when she stepped on stage. She blushed slightly and looked away, her hooves crossing the other.

Then a steady beat began to play.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!"

"Applejack!"

The crowd was chanting Applejack's name over and over.

"Go Applejack! Go Applejack!!!" Chanted her little sister in the front row. She was jumping up and down along with her two friends.

"Versus!..."

Applejack stared at the curtain.

"Niiiiiiiick Ramooooosss! Begin!"

A man walked out wearing a uniform of some kind. He held a long object that had a dangerously sharp saw on the end.

Mah name is Applejack, get that through yer thick skull
For Ah have been workin' since Ah was just a foal.
Ah've seen your city of zombies, but that don't frighten me at all
I'll round 'em up, tie 'em down, and throw 'em back in yer mall
Ah've without mah parents for as I can remember
When so far, yer saddest moment was failing at yer mall-slash-centre.

You lived without parents, try without brothers or sisters neither
Thanks for the break from your rapping, I could use a breather.
Without your family you'd be no where in life.
When I cut zombies with a saw, I'll gut you with a knife.
But before that, let me help you take that weight off your shoulders.
I might be nice to let you live amongst the rocks and the boulders.

Please, Ah'm famous in all of Ponyville.
Ya need to work out and spend some time on the treadmill.
A mechanic survivin' zombies is no better than mah rhymes
When it comes to zombies, Ah'm compared to Rick Grimes.
Ah have the best of family in mah corner.
What do y'all got other than some lame machines and camcorders?
Mah barn was risen by family as high as its peak
Sugarcube, ya mess with me, Ah'll buck ya into next week.

You have more brawn than brain Ms. Hippie.
You got a little too concerned with your little filly.
I'm following the path of my boss Dicky
I'm getting the hell out of this city, I'm taking my friends with me.

Who won? Who's next?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!!!

Writing Quill: Applejack vs Nick Ramos from Dead Rising 3

Author's Note

This was one I had done since the 5th of November. I thought that I'd might as well use a quote to end this one. See you guys next time!!!