The pink and excited pony hopped all around the stage with an enthusiastic look on her face. She had been waiting for her turn to rap, and this was the last battle of the night.

Then a steady beat began to play and the pink pony stopped in her place.

"Epic Rap Battles of Equestria!"

The crowd cheered and so did the pony on stage.

"Pinkie Pie!"

Pinkie Pie took out a plate of cupcakes and stuffed them all in her mouth at once. Suddenly, she started shaking uncontrollably.

"Versus!..."

The crowd gasped as a man emerged from the curtain. He had a strange mane-cut with the words "Cut Here" under a dotted line on his neck. He had machine that looked a lot like the one that Clementine had, only bigger, and looked powerful.

"Treeeeevvvvoooorrrr Phiiiiiilllliiiiipppps! Begin!"

Pinkie then exploded with a sugar rush.

I'm not one to be a meanie weenie Pinkie
But I would to say, you're even weaker than Dinky!
I take of two twins with love, you take care of enemies with violence!
And so do all the members of your meanie alliance.
You wanna talk big game? But Pinkie is the name!
I don't understand how stealing a money truck gave you fame!
What's wrong Trevie? Can't handle me?
Well start feeling thankful there can no longer be two of me.
I grew up on a rock farm, you rob banks to get money.
You want your turn to talk? Well okie dokie lokie!

I'll blow your head off with this minigun in a pinch.
And the world will thank me for getting rid of this bitch.
Your friends find you a annoying, even you sisters are boring.
You're the only girl that is feminine, but not resistant to snoring.
I'll blow a sniper at your head and bury you six feet deep.
The only thing that you did all your life was live amongst a store of peeps.
You wanna talk about money? Boy, that's funny.
You rent yourself a room on top of Sugar Cube Corner, sonny.
Don't worry about your friend Rainbow Dash's career.
'Cause I'll steal an RPG and shove it right up her rear.

Pinkie Pie's mane then poofed into a straight cut.

"Now, he's done it." Twilight said.

Hahahahaha
I'm Pinkamena, the only pony that gives a fright.
With me in your town, you wouldn't want to sleep ever at night.
Don't ever stick with my other personality, that would only be bait
For me to trap you in a room and make a new batch of cupcakes.
I'm friends with a knife, that I used to gut Trixie.
I even made Fluttershy into a monster, I behold a power don't you see?
When you look into my eyes your heart races and mind starts numbing.
Oh look, your numbers up. There is no use in running.

Trevor seemed to be even angrier than he was in his last verse.

SCARED OF YOU, HAH, YOU'D BETTER BE DREAMING
I'M LOADED WITH A GUN SO YOU'D BETTER START RETREATING!
I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR LITTLE CUPCAKES NOR YOU
EVEN WHEN I'M DRUNK I'M EVEN SMARTER THAN YOU.
I CREATED KILLING WHEN YOU TOP CUPCAKES WITH FILLING
I KILL YOUR LANDLORDS! THEIR TWINS! AND THAT LEAVES YOU!
ME, MICHEAL AND FRANKLIN WILL MAKE A MESS HERE, AND ALL OF EQUESTRIA WE WILL RUE!

"Sorry everypony, the rap battles are now over, why don't you go check out some of my other stories like- GAAAHHH!"

The person who was announcing suddenly fell on the stage and behind him stood a large man. Since the lights were out, it was impossible to see him.

The ponies stood in suspense as they didn't know what was going on.

"Its not over yet..."

Epic Rap Battles of Equestria! Season 2! Coming out November 18th.

Author's Note

Sorry guys, I did my own for this one and that was because no one really suggested anything. For those who are wondering why Discord vs. Sheogorath was not picked was because I felt that would be good for another time, but I will not tell you when.

Look forward for season 2 of these battles and season 5 of MLP!