Chapters D3RP? ~Magical pony Derpy~
Derpy flies across the field
Flapping wings in the breeze
She may not look it with her eyes
but she is the hero of our world
Her big wall eyes set her apart
from the competition
With a wave of her muffin wand
She'll clobber those baddies
Mailmare and magical girl
Derpy Hooves is her name
She'll never let those bad guys
Succeed at ending her game
Mailmare and magical girl
Derpy Hooves is her name
Even if you try
You'll never end her game!
Pizza With Pinkie
Pizza time with Pinkie Pie
I'm sure you will enjoy
We got Button and Sweetie Belle
Playing on that Joy Boy!
Everypony knows I'm the best
At partying, you know
And when it's Pinkie Pizza Time
I'm gonna run this show!
It's crazy, awesome, fantastic
Anything you say
After all when Pinkie's here
It's gonna blow you away!
Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties
Oh yeah, they're the best!
Derpy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Vinyl
Join them and all of the rest!
Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties
Hire Pinkie Pie now for only $16 an hour!
"Ugh, what a cheesy way to promote yourself..." thought Applejack, dropping her flyer in disgust. "Ain't nobody got time for that..."
Suddenly, she was ran over by a herd of ponies flocking to Pinkie Pie's Pizza Parties.
Excuse me, you're in my shed...
You're in my shed.
Don't dig too far. I've been hiding Angel Bunny.
You'll never leave this place if he's around.
So don't look in that box..
You should really give up before you become Angel's next meal.
If you try to leave... you're gonna have a bad time.
Uh- I didn't mean anything that I just said, Scootaloo, I swear! Oh, this is awkward... what I meant was... uh... Angel's had some... hostility problems recently... and...
Should I end you?
Or should I give you mercy?
I'm not sure which choice to choose... but boy, you look tasty.
Plus, I heard chicken wings are good with a little bit of barbecue sauce...
A-ANGEL!!! I'll just take you to the nearest McScoot's tonight, i-if that's okay with you...
Well, I'll just take my leave, then.
It felt like a slap to my face
And a warm hug at the same time
When I first locked eyes with
Flash Sentry, I want him to be mine
He has beautifully blue eyes
And pale yellow skin
He's the only one for me
His love's all that I wanna win
I looked into his eyes one night
And I could hardly look away
I wanted what was long overdue after the Battle
He wasn't going 'til I kissed him, he had to stay
Shut up and gimme a kiss
I want you, Flash Sentry
I need you to be with me
Is that something you can't see?
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FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC (Princess of Friendship)
If you could have anything in the world
What would you have?
Would it be as simple as a small flower
Or as deep as the deepest body of water?
Would it be power
Or friends
Or eternal life?
Or maybe...
Royalty?
You could be the princess of friendship if you tried
All you had to do was prove you're worthy
Show them what you're made of, Twilight!
You could do anything if you tried
You will
If you could just
put
your
mind
to
it
Use what you've learned, Princess of Friendship
and show 'em what you've got
Just never forget
Your friends are right behind you
The five greatest friends in the world proved
That opposites can be friends
Now take flight, Twilight
Into the land of Equestria!
Yes, it's finally here!
Out of Pinkie's bakery, Dashie Cakes are for sale!
Underneath the surface, fresh cupcakes were baked!
After all, who could resist
Real cupcakes with real rainbow powder?
Even Mr. Grumpy Guy can't, that's for sure.
Don't miss this opportunity to
Eat a real rainbow cake!
After all, who could resist
Delicious rainbow cupcakes?!
"What a long way of promoting yourself..." sighed Applejack, experiencing a case of deja vu and dropping the flyer in disgust. "Ain't nobody got time for that..."
Suddenly, a hoof touched Applejack just by her neck.
"Your number is up, sweetheart!" giggled Pinkie, holding a cupcake up.
"Ehh... I'm not too hungry. I'll give it a pass for now." replied Applejack, trotting off.
Your lovely blonde mane and
Your beautiful golden coat
Compliment your eyes well
Your hair is a horrible shade of purple and
Your dull white coat and your absurd
Fashion taste make you a 'sight', that's alright
I can't take my eyes off of you
Or your beautiful emerald eyes
May I have this dance?
Everyone looks away from you for a good reason
Nobody likes your giant eyes, they're just gross
Can't you just go away?
Derpy loves to
Eat muffins
Really- that's all she'll have
Pretty unhealthy, right?
You might wanna convince her to go on a diet.
Lyra tugs at people's heartstrings
You can tell just by hearing her name, she's a
Real friendly pony with friends aplenty
A treat to have around
She doesn't look like much, does she?
She just looks like a normal cyborg.
She's more than that...
She's Mega Mare!
She uses her horn to blast them little bullets
at changelings who dare resist her power.
She's a beautiful mare, purple-blue hair hidden behind her helmet.
She really isn't much compared to those Villainous Masters.
She needs to defeat Glimmer Mare, Trick Mare, Siren Mare, and many more,
so that defeat will knock on Dr. Chrysalis' door!
She is the one and only
Mega Mare!
