Life in Equestria: How does this happen to me?

by Chris Mcgrassio

Chapter 1: A Normal day in Christopher's life (Revised)

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Chapter 1: A normal day in Christopher's life

A normal day in Chrstopher's life.

Well........let's begin shall we? Or wait,...........What should I start with? AH shit! ummmmm.......SO! what's up readers <:). So uh..............Oh man. This is awkward, ..........UHhhhhhhhhhhh OH! I know what to start with!

We will start with a human named Christopher, Even though I don't really know how to come up with anything, BUt just know that this story is good, And........well...................oh. I broke the 4th wall.............shit. :applecry:

Whatever XD, Anyways if we go inside our house that our protaganist is in, We will see something very peculiar. Let's start a adventure that this human will not be having fun with at all shall We? :ajsmug:

Also if your expecting this story to make any sense......well then I hope your ready for chapters that are anything but "Normal". :pinkiecrazy: HERE WE GO!

If we go inside we will see a 6 ft 2 inch human sitting on his brown couch in the living room. He was laying down sleeping in the rest in peace position. He then woke up by himself without an alarm and looked at the clock on the wall that was in his kitchen.

"1:00 PM huh? Well I geuss i'm fired from my job." Chris said bluntly while chuckling to himself.

"That's the third one this week. I geuss I just have bad luck or something...........nevermind. Where are my glasses?" Chris said to himself confusingly.

He looked around while sitting up on his couch. He looked to the left and saw his blue chair and a window to look outside at the peaceful view. Then looked to his left to see his white chair and the kitchen. Then he looked down at his brown table in front of him and frowned relivingly.

"Ah.......Here they are." Chris said bitterly while picking up his glasses from the small brown table.

He saw that they were dirty and picked up an alcohol pad from the middle of the table. He used the pad and cleaned his glasses off which made them much better afterwards. Then He rubbed his eyes with a small yawn and put his glasses on. Once he did that, He got up and streched with a groan.

His hands touched the top of the trailer home making him know that the Trailer was starting to get too short for him soon. He put his crossed-arms down and we got to see what he was wearing. He was wearing a dark blue shirt that had red stains on it that he tryed to clean but they just would'nt go away, So he lived with it and stopped trying to clean the stain off. He had dark green pants that had red stains on one side and red stains on the other. Unlike his shirt though he didn't clean that stain off and you could clearly see that the stain on his pants was blood, but was his stain on his shirt blood too?

We don't know that, We just know that his pants have blood on them right now. He did he walking pace into the kitchen. (To put it clearly he walks like a person who just did things that he should'nt have done.) Once he got into the Kitchen he saw his bigger brown table which was cleaned two days ago so he could finally do things on it. What he saw on it was notebooks, napkins to clean his hands off, and a picture of his parents.

His mom had a smile while his dad had a very dumb grin on his face. In the middle is Chris with a little smile in his face. They were outside somewhere, at a park if Chris's memory serves him right.

"If I remember right, That was my only happy moment in my life and it wasn't even that great." Chris said sadly and angrilly.

But Chris shook his head with a sigh and went to the fridge. When he passed by the sink you could see that his dishes were all done and clean, which means he will put them away soon but not right now. He opened his fridge and saw his food and things that he eats.

"Let's see...........Hot dogs, No.............Cheese, No........Boloney, No.............aha! There they are." Chris said with a blank closed mouth stare.

He found his pop which he likes drinking almost every day. If you see on the sode of the fridge you see Milk and many other condiments he use to eat his food. He picked up his favorite pop he drinks like every day.

Mountain Dew all the way man....... His dark voice said with a happy tone in his talking.

He clicked it open with his one finger not needing help from another to hold it down. A "snap!" is heard and the pop was now open. He went over to his hamper which had more food in there. But he opened it to get one thing he always use to drink, a Straw.

Once he got a straw from his hamper he put it in his mouth and started sucking on it happilly.

(Innuendo not intended by the way -_-.)

Once Chris was done he sighed bitterly and went to sit on his brown chair by the table. Once CHrise sat down he put his MD down on the table and picked up one of his notebooks he uses. He opened it and saw the many things he drew.

"Now this brings back memories. It's too bad i'm not really that young anymore with those..........thoughts" Chris said sadly.

Um..............let's just say that the drawings are VERY INTRESTING and leave it at that ok? "laughs nervously."

He got up from his table with the now empty Mountain Dew and threw it away into his trash. He passed by his Closet and the Bathroom to go into his room. The hallway was very hard to walk through but after a long time of getting used to it Chris just started walking normally in the Hallway without problem. He went to the back room and opened the door.

"Now this room is where my whole life changed. Man, Am I happy that they are both gone now." Chris said bitterly and contentedly.

The back room had a two-sized bed and a very big TV for no reason. The floor was brown and had well........... stains all around the place let's say. Chris chuckled mysteriously and shut the door. he turned to his left and saw his room. He opened that door and remembered some annoying memories that he had while lving in this room.


10 years ago............

Chris was sitting on his bed crying after the many things that his parents did to him. he was wearing the same shirt and pants, but they looked brighter and nicer without the stains and everything. His Dad came into the room and showed himself.

His dad was drunk, And when his dad was drunk, which was rare by the way. He was more mean and angry then usual.

"Shut up! Stop crying and start being a man!" His dad said angrilly while putting Christopher's hand in one of them and used his other to slap him HARD.

"Your a guy! A MAN! Men don't cry! they hold it in and show that they mean serious business and that they can handle themselves!" His dad said mad at Chris crying right now.

"But dad! I'm only 6 six years old! I need to cry!" Chris said sadly while sniffing.

His dad snorted and said, "Well if your gonna cry, Then i'll make your punishment TWICE as painful now!" His dad said getting ready to hurt his son more.

Chris eyes widened then he said "WAIT! I'm sorry dad! don't-" Before he could finish, huis dad picked him up over his shoulders and brought him to the front room for punishment. Chris was flailing and crying and then his dad slapped him on the butt to quiet him down. Once they were in the front room his dad started doing his punishment. His dad pulled his pants down and started.................


Present

Chris shook his head and said, "No. There is no need to remember that when he is gone now. Everything is fine and I am by myself without my horrible parents in my life anymore." Chris said bluntly and sadly. He saw his bed that had tear-stains on it from all the pain and hurt his parents gave him through his life.

He shut his door and said, "Even though I have the urge to cry right now, I just can't. I just ain 't able to cry anymore after everything that happened to me through out my life." Chris said bitterly and sadly. He walked through the Hallway to the Bathroom while having a blank stare and a closed frown on his face.

He opened the Bathroom door and did his business. He did that then washed his hands, and then looked himself in the mirror. He had brown irises with black eyes around his whiteness in his eyes. His eyes almost look sad and mad but he just could'nt see any other feeling, like he was bleak or blank and just........nothing.  He had brown hair that was straightend and also spiked around all over the place. He didn't want to comb it so he didn't. When he looked at his hands and arms, He saw his muscles and all the redness and whiteness on his body. He barely went outside so he didn't really have any skin that was burnt or anything,

He took off his shirt and saw his muscles. His chest was a circle and he barely looked fat. He tensed his muscles and saw the strength that his arms and body had from all the pain and training. he had tear stains around his body and chest but they disapeeared throughtout time which made Chris sad knowing his memories will show anywhere no matter how hard he tries to get rid of it. He put his shirt back on with a sigh and left the Bathroom .

Once he went back into the Living room he had another memory remembered from one time he was with his mom.


6 years ago.........

He walked into the Front room with a relieved smile on his face. Dad's in the back room sleeping........good. let's see what my mom is doing. You said with happiness that only a Child can have.

You went up to your Mom with happy face and said. "Hi Mom! How are you doing?" You said to her questioningly happy.

She was on the laptop, But when she heard your voice she turned to you with a frown and said, "Nothing much. Just on the computer.........say. Did you do anything today? Like did you do your schoolwork and everything?" Your mom asked you patiently.

Your eyes widened and you said "Well.....of course I did mom! I did my schoolwork before coming in here. Why do you ask?" You say to your mom wondering why she asked you that.

She turned to you with a disappionted glare "Your lying to me. aren't you?" she said sadly.

"What?!?!?!? NO!?!?!?!?!??! i'm not lying to you! I would never lie to you mom!" You said to her sadly.

she sighed sadly and put her laptop down. "Your dad was right. you're lying to me. I'm sorry but I need to......do your puishment Chris." She said sadly.

Your eyes widened and you said," BUt why?!?!?!?!??!! I did nothing! and-" You weren't able to finish for your mom slapped you and that just made you shocked and heart-broken.

"I'm sorry son. But you need to punished, Besides lying is bad. HEY! HON! it's punishment time!" She yelled with a disappointed look on you.

You gasped and turned around to see your dad. He had his whip while putting his pants off. You whipped your head around to see your mom taking off her pants too. Showing you something that gave you nightmare form that point on.  Then they both held you and...........


Present

Chris had an angry look on his face while getting that memory off his mind. "I did do my schoolwork MOM! WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS ABLE TO PASS HIGH SCHOOL HUH!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! BECAUSE SOMEONE MADE IT SO I COULD!?!?!?!?!?!? Jeez........" You said angrilly and bitterly.

Throughout your 18 years of life you were able to pass high school. But your parents thought you weren't good enough for college. So they never made it so you were able to go to college, Hence the reason you were never able to get a bachelor's degree in your school. Meaning you were never able to know what you aced in at all.

You turned around and opened your Closet angrilly.  This was something only you knew about and your parents knew nothing about it through your life. You moved everything to see the door you were hiding on the floor in the Closet.

You opened the door and went into the basement. (This is where things start to get real.) You went down the stairs you made and turned on your light for the room you made too. And you saw the decorations you had in this room that nobody else knew about.

On the left was pictures of killings. but they were CERTAIN killings. it said "The death of the Enright family. How did it happen?" the article said.

They all desreved it............for so long they tortured me, hurt me, and made me do things I didn't want to do. Me killing them was probably the greatest day of my life. Chris said with an evil, bitter chuckle.

It had a picture of your parents on the floor in the Living room with their bodies gutted out and all of their body parts destroyed with nothing left to prove who did it. It was hard to clean off the blood on the floor. But Chris was able to make the floor look normal like nothing happend on that day at all. It also had the other articles too. Of your whole family, of all your relatives and everything. it was fun for Chris being able to do what he wanted to for so long. And that was kill his whole EVIL and mean family to death. So on the eft were all articles of the deaths of Chris's relatives and family.


2-3 years ago...........

You went into the front room with a blank look on your face while holding a knife in your hand.  You went upto your parents with a closed smile while putting your knife behind your back.

"Hi Mom and Dad. How are you both?" you asked slowly and patiently.

They didn't look your way. You noticed your Dad was sleeping and Mom fell asleep with him. This was the perfect crime. You went upto your dad first since he deserved it more. You put your hand on his mouth and slit his throat off. He was screaming in your mouth trying to get air. You just had a content smile on your face and quoted a famous creepypasta killer while killing your dad.

"Shhhh.............Just Go. To. Sleep." You said quietly with a smile on your face. Once he stopped screaming and his eyes losed you stopped and went over to your mom. Before you did though, You thought for a minute if your Mom deserve it or not.

She does work almost every day. And she was forced to do it. But then........she did stop trusting in what I said. And she also stopped talking to me and smiling to me. he also started doing the punishment without care like my dad too................. You said in your mind.

" *Sigh* I'm sorry mom." You said quietly and sadly. You brought your knife down and put it right through her heart killing her instantly. Now you were thinking of how this was going to be crazy. you were cleaning off the knife's blood and the handle at the same time, So they would'nt suspect you no matter how hard they tried. You unlocked the door and opened it. After that you put the knife down and cleaned it with a hankerchief so your fingerprints weren't left behind. And then you called the police And after that everything was history.


Present

You shook off that memory and decided to look on the right to see more horrible things then that. It had Knives, Hammers, Swords, Axes that Chris felt luck to have found, Chains, Maces, everything of the like. but it was on the ground that made it look horrifying. Their was blood EVERYWHERE. And it just made that wall look more scary with the blood and redness of everything there.

Then you looked at the center to see the coup de tat. The center had a computer with a table and chair, While having things to the left and right that just made the place look more horrifying. For Straight ahead was 1 Anamatronic from a CERTAIN Pizzeria Chris went to one day.


1 year ago........

Chris was outside walking on a jog for he was bored out of his mind when trying to figure out what to do. His stomach rumbled and he felt hungry. He looked to the left and saw a place named "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria*. He decided to go there and see how that place was like. For to him it sounded famillar to Chuck.E Chesse's.

He opened the door which made a Ding sound.  He looked left and right, then saw ahead what was here. He saw three anamatronics that looked pretty terriffying. He went up to a worker who was shaking a lot for no reason.

"Hey man. Could I have a pizza to go with please? Sausage only." You said to him patiently.

He shook his head up and down rapidly and went into the Kitchen. you turned around and saw another anamatronic take your eye on the left. It was in a place called "Pirate's Cove" and you went to go look at it. When you opened the curtain, you didn't feel shocked in the slightest.

You saw an anamontronic called Foxy. He had an eye patch on and a Hook on his right hand.  He looked batered up and beaten. you wondered why this one was out of order while the others weren't. The guy from the counter came up to you rushingly.

He looked at you then at Foxy then said, "Hey. You know, Foxy was my Favorite out of the 4. It's too bad they broke him down and put him out of order after the bite of 87." The Pizza guy. You took the pizza bag and shook your head yes.

"Hey. Can I take Foxy off your hands? How much does he cost?" You asked the Pizza guy while taking your wallet out.

He looked at you with shock and said, "What?!?!?! Why do you want to buy Foxy!?!??!?!"

You looked at the fox with an apprasied stare and said "I want to fix him myself. And I want to see if it would like to be my friend when I bring it home." You said with a closed smile to the Fox.

What you didn't notice was that the 3 anamontronics behind you were now staring right at you confusingly.

I'm sorry. But you can't take Foxy. He is a part of this resturant and he is important. sorry." The pizza guy said to you sadly.

You sighed and shook your head up and down. "All right. Thanks for thinking though." You said to him while leaving.

It was now night time and you went back toe the Pizzeria after dark. You opened the back door to the Resturant and looked at the time. It was 11:50 PM.

OK! Let's get Foxy before the sercurity guard gets here and i'm arrested. You said in your mind while sneaking around.

You found Foxy and then You looked at the 3 anamontronics on stage and said to them ,"Don't worry you three! this fox is in good hands! And I promise you he will be fixed and much better than he is now. Besides. This fox desrves more credit and happiness for everything he's done. Also..........I hope you anamontronics have gotten your revenge on that security guard. Because if you haven't, I will do it for you with pleasure. "  You said to the 4 anamontronics knowing the real truth about this place while leaving. You opened the door and left the Pizzeria. Never going back to the place ever again.

Once you came home with Foxy, The Pizza now thrown away. (Chris only bought the pizza so then he could have an excuse to talk to that Pizza guy from the counter.) You put Foxy down on the floor who hasn't changed one bit since you left. You went to the Closet and opened it. Then you picked him back up and opened your secert door to the basement.

Once you went down the stairs you put Foxy down and said, "Alright. I know you can walk and move by yourself. So can you for me right now please?" You asked the Fox patiently.

Then the Fox got up from the floor and was now looking at you at equal height with your body now.

What a shocker. He can move and walk now. Whoop-de-freaking do. You said in your head with sarcasm.

He put his hook up ready to do something. But then you said, "Wait! Before you kill me. Hear me out first. I'm different from all those tupid security guards. I can fix you, Make you better than you are." You said to the fox with warning.

He put his hook down slowly and said "Explain." in a dark and foreboding voice.

Now that I wasn't expecting. You said in your head now a little surprised knowing that Foxy could talk now.

You said," Now, I won't get rid of your hook or eyepatch. I just want to fix you. Make you better. Because i know your teeth are gone and you look like your whole body can barely even stand. What do you say? Do you want my help and friendship Foxy?" You asked Foxy nicely while emphasizing his legs that were almost broken.

It looked like Foxy was thinking over what you said. Then he looked at you and walked over. You felt Anxious to know what he was gonna say in a mintue here. He came over to you and put his furry hand on you and said, "Yes. I would like your Freindship. And I would like it if you fixed me up. Besides I wanted to leave that Pizzeria for SO LONG. And now that I completed my mission and don't need to do anyhting else. Being your friend, is now my current mission. So could you fix me please?" Foxy told you in that same dark foreboding voice, But now it had a happy tone in it.

You smiled a little and said, "Yes. I will fix you. And I promise you Foxy That this is a start of a really great friendship." You said to him a little happy while chuckling.

After that was finished. You started fixing him and making him a little better throughout the year. Like he still needed to be turned off and everything too. But Foxy didn't mind for he knew you would'nt do anything to him unlsee you wanted to be haunted by his spirit. You laughed nervously at that comment but didn't care about it.


Present

You walked up to Foxy who was playing with his hook and having his mouth shut after so many years of him not being able to shut his mouth.

"Hey Foxy! How is your day today?" You asked him patiently.

He looked at you with that blank stare like everyday and said "Nothing much. What's going on with you?" He said to you with a questioning tone with that voice.

"I just htought I could come see my first friend and see my computer that I used that made me the way I am today." You said thoughtfully.

He shook his head up and down and went back to his hook. Chris went over to his computer and touched it, Not beliving how muvh he has done on it through his years.

I can't believe I have been through all that. Seeing all them Creppypasta's, Dark stories that people think are true. And seeing that show My little Pony:Friendship is magic.

You said reminiscing of some of your happy life you had. Seeing That most of it was because of MLP that you could probably even be alive right now.

You sighed sadly and started leaving. "See you later Foxy. Ok?" You told him sadly. He said 'Bye." while waving his hook.

"Also, If you want to leave i'll hold the door open for yea. Because now that you are better and everything you don't need to be here anymore. Now I know we have a good friendship and all, But I think you can't live here forever. So leave when you fell like ok?" You said to Foxy sadly. Before he could reply you went up and opened the door while going in the Kitchen.

After going into the Living room you opened your big brown door and left it open. Then you went to lay down on your couch and close your eyes and think for a minute. You heard walking which sounded like Foxy. He went through the door from the Closet and shut them both with his furry hand. He was walking slowly then went upto the Entrance door.

"I thank you for giving me your Friendship and fixing me too Chris. I hope to see you again sooner or later. Goodbye." Foxy said to you while shutting the door and running away from your house.

I just let an anamontronic that is possessed from a demon leave my house................oh well. It's not like he is gonna do anything dangerous or something. You said in your mind while shrugging your shoulders.

You opened your eyes to see the doors all closed and Foxy not here anymore. He wasn't human so his friendship was nice and all. But it's wasn't the friendship that Chris wanted. Sp Chris still dubbed himself *The most lonliest human for 18 years.*

He doesn't know why but he feels like in his head that he is gicing himself the *Loser of Friendships Award* or something.

After an hour or two of just sitting down on his couch with his eyes shut. He is taking a nap per se. There was rumbling that started happenning, then his whole trailer started shaking. In fact, The whole house started shaking.

Earthquake. How shocking. Chris said in his mind bluntly.

He didn't care that the Earthquake was happening and kept his eyes closed. Once the Earthquaje stopped he opened his eyes and his eyebrows rose skeptically.

"The hell? What's up with outside? It looks...........different." Chris said confused.

He got up from his bed and went over to his door. He opened it up and could'nt believe his eyes.  He saw the sky look more brighter than usual. And everything looked brighter and nicer.

Great. I've been teleported. And I know what that fucking means........... Chris said while leaving his house to go outside. He shut his door and locked it then he went up to a sign he saw that was right in front of his house.

"WARNING! EVERFREE FOREST IS DANGEROUS! NOPONY IS ALLOWED IN UNLESS ASKED TO FIRST!" The sign said.

Chris sighed and said, "Yep. I'm in fucking Equestria. Which means one thing. My life has now became a fucking Human In Eqeustria life. *Sigh* Fuck me." Chris said to himself annoyingly.

Then he thought You know what? FUCK THIS! I'm going into the EverFree Forest! Chris said angrilly while walking in the forest angrilly.

"Let's just see HOW dangerous this Forest is, Shall we?" Chris said to himself conviced that he won't be scared one bit in this place.

Then he stopped, "Oh yeah. I can't Because the Author is going to end the chapter now." He said with an annoying groan while facepalming.

"WHATEVER! FINE! I'll see you readers NEXT CHAPTER! HAVE A NICE DAY!" Chris said to an empty space with an insane smile on his face, While running into the Everfree Forest with no fucks given.

To be Continued in Chapter 2. Chris goes into the Everfree Forest and meets many things and isn't surprised in the slightest.

Like Chris said HAVE A NICE DAY!

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