Life in Equestria: How does this happen to me?

by Chris Mcgrassio

Chapter 2: The Adventure in the Everfree Forest, And starting the adventure with the Mane Six (Revised)

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Chapter 2: The adventure in the Everfree Forest. Also following the Mane six like a stalker!

Chris went into the EverFree Forest and was thinking of all the possibibilities that could happen soon.

What will happen to me I wonder? A manticore finds me? A timberwolf pack trys to eat me or something? Do I run into the blank flanks residents of Sunny Town? Will I see the Mane six I wonder............. Chris says in his mind thinking of many things that could happen.

Chris shook off the thoughts and continued on his walk. He was walking around the Everfree Forest not feeling scared in the slightest, Then he heard sounds happenning to the side of him. He went over to the sound and was not surprised of what he saw. He saw The Mane six facing a Manticore screaming their heads off trying to fight it off and all that. He noticed that Fluttershy could'nt stop them supposedley. But what really made him shocked was that the Mane six weren't ponies but were Anthromonponics.

Fuckin great. All the mares here are a pony but have the body of a freaking human. I don't know if thats a let-down to the readers or a turn-on. Whatever let's intervene and help. Because I know for a fact that they will probably find me again sooner or later. Chris said in his mind deciding help them knowing what a story on fimfiction always does and walked in. He was just moving left and right in his pace. And started noticing that all the ponies and the Manticore stopped fighting when seeing you.

You looked at the mares and smiled with a wave. "Hi there! I'm someone that will introduce himself to you in a minute. but right now, I thik a certain Manticore need help. Right yellow Pegasus?" You said knowing where this is going while feigning ignorance.

The yellow Pegasus EPPEd and hid shyly behind her mane, but shook her head yes. She went over to the Manticore and looked at it's paw.

If this happened then I missed AppleJack getting her honesty to kick in. that sucks, but I haven't missed anything else though. I can't wait till I see Nightmare Moon to have fun. You said with a closed mouth while thinking.

After the yellow mare took the nail out of the Manticore, It started licking her feriously for a thank you. He stopped after a certain time and flew away. She smiled and waved to him. You coughed to recieve their attention and they all now looked at you with curious stares.

You look at them with a blank stare and said, "It's nice to meet you all. My name is Chris, And I will be following you since I don't know shit about this place. Also I will not want to know your names as of this moment. So let's move on, shall we?" You told them while walking ahead of them without them saying a word.

You noticed that you were a tad shorter than the mares. Your head came up to their.......well............breasts. And you felt disappointed knowing this. While walking along the path, The stupid purple one decided to talk to you.

"So. Ummmmmm.................What are you specifically Chris?" The pruple one said with a nervous laugh.

"I'm a human being. Apart of the homo-sapiens species if you want to be smart." You said to them not looking back and walking forward still.

you galnced at them and noticed they had frowns on their faces. You chuckled darkly. Not used to me having a deep voice and  they have trust issues also do they? Really i'm not talking because of social reasons. You said in your mind annoyingly.

On the way to the Old castle the Blue pegasus decided to ask her question now.

"Hey. Why did you want to come with us? Do you know what we are doing or something?" She said skeptically. Every other mare was now giving you a wary glare not trusting you one bit.

You laughed not turning back and said, "No. I don't know what you are doing. But I am lost in this Forest and thought maybe you six can find me the way out once I help you out with your situation." You said fibbing a little like an idiot.

But I am such a good liar though. AppleJack won't know if I am or not. You said in your mind triumphantly. You walked ahead with a triumphant look and a closed frown.

Then at that moment trees were now going around you and you ran into one. Hitting your head. HARD. You groaned and rubbed your head while the mares behind you giggled lightly and looked around to the trees.

They all had fear in their eyes while you had a blank stare to one of the trees. Specifically the one you ran into. Then you heard music playing and turned around to see the Pink goofy mare singing. Everytime she looked at one tree they disappated and turned back to a normal tree. All the mares gasped while you looked on passively with a blank stare. Once she finished with it all they all sang in the end and all ended up laughing together like friends.

You weren't laughing though. You decided to walk ahead and say "Either come along or I will leave you behind and wait for you. See you in a minute." You said to them not ready to have fun right now.

THe pink one "awwed." while you were leaving and the other ones gave you a glare for making her feel sad. You didn't really care right now and kept going.

You all walked in silence then the pink one came up to you. She had a frazzeled mane and a sad look in her eyes.

"Do you not like having fun? Because that was kinda mean when you left us behind. It looked like you didn't care for us." She said to you sadly while her lip was quivering.

You had a blank stare on and said "You don't understand the half of it. And I thought since you were mare you would be able to handle yourseleves. So I don't need to be the Hero all the time. Heck, I don't even want to be a hero. Now come along girls on with your adventure so we can get it over with." You said not making Pinkie feel any happier while walking ahead.

The blue one flew up to you. "Hey! apologize to Pinkie! You don't need to be so hard on her!" She said to you with a voice that annoyed you dearly.

You didn't reply and just kept on walking ahead. All mares "ohhed......" while the blue one gave you a glare.

No one disses the Dash. Well I just did. Swag. You said in your mind proud of what you just did.

You kept walking on till you made it to the river that had waves going crazy and everything. Now where is the sea serpent? Chris said in his questioningly.

A moment later....... A gigantic blue sea serpent poofed out of the water and started crying his eyes out.

"Oh NO! I lost my Moustache and I don't look faboulous anymore!" The serpent said while crying.

You heard Pinkie say "Mustache you dummy." Quietly and chuckled a little at what she said. She seemed to brighten up a little knowing that she got a chuckle out of you.

Rarity came up to him sashaying and everything. She grabbed one of his scales and he said "OW!" weirdly enough. Then the White unicorn used the scale to cut her hair in half and she genrously gave it to the serpent. Ha. Genrously. You said in your mind ironically knowing her element.

Once that happened the serpent said thank you over and over again to the mare. Then decided to give them a path over his scaled body so they can pass the water. They all slowly go over the serpent while you still stood back.

Once the mares crossed over he looked at you patiently expecting you to walk over him too. Then the Blue one looked at you with a smug smirk and said, "What? Are you a chicken or something Chris?" She said with a tease laughter at the end.

You looked ahead and said, "Serpent dude. Leave. I got this." You said challenged to swim over this water. He shrugged and decided to swim away. The other mares were giving you shocked looks and giving you glares. Then you gave them a stare and jumped into the water. They all gasped at what you did and felt scared at what you were gonna do.

You went into the water and felt like this water was weak and not really that strong. So you swam across the water and climbed up the little mountain back to the top of where the mares where waiting for you. You got up there soaking wet. You looked at yourself and shaked off most of the chorline and water in your clothes. The mares gave you a stare that made them look like they were appraising you for what you just did. You tched and walked forward ahead without them.

"Come along or i'll leave you behind." You said annoyingly with your arms crossed.

Thankfully on the way to the bridge nopony decided to ask you a qeustion nicely. But right when you got there there purple friend HAD to say something.

"Hey. Why do you not want to know our names Chris When we got to know yours?" She asked you confused. Her friends aggreed with her and you sighed angrilly at her quesiton.

"I don't want to know your names BECAUSE I don't want to be your friends. Discussion ends now." You said mad.

Everymare looked at you curiously while Rainbow Dash flew over the bridge to fix it on the other side. After about 30 mins she came back after fixing the bridge.

She said that there were supposedely a team on the other side named the shadowbolts who wanted her on their team. But she didn't do it because she wanted to be with her friends than them.

And there's loyalty. Here we go. Time to meet Nightmare Moon. You said expecting to see this dark alicorn and challenge her to a fight.

Once you went inside the castle The Mane six decided to split up like idiots -_-, While Twilight started to find the elements of harmony. You followed her to see Nightmare Moon and give her a painful fight.

After Twilight got teleported from a blue mist. You ran up the stairs quickly using your speed you held up for this moment. You came up to the top rammed the door down and saw Twilight getting ready to use the Elements. You heard the other anthros starting to gallop up where you wer at.

You looked around and saw her. There she was Nightmare moon in her glory........literally. I just noticed that everymare here is naked................well shit. You said in your mind almost blushing at the fact of not knowing that.

She was TALL her stomach came up to your neck. That was freaking tall man! Might be because she's an alicorn or she just hit puberty again XD.

You looked at her and ran up to her while yelling at her to like an idiot. She looked at you and her eyes widened.

"A HUMAN!?!!??!?!?!?!?! BUT HOW??!?!????!?!?!? YOUR SPECIES IS EXTINCT!" She said to you angrilly while almost using the Canterlot Whee.

Before she could react you punched her right in the face. HARD. She was stunned for a moment then got up with anger in her eyes. Then her anger disappated once she looked into your eyes. Once she looked into your blank stare she just lost it and broke down terriffied of you a little. She tried to get brave and hit you but her punch was weakened the moment she hit you.

After Twilight got the elements working she noticed her five companions and gasped. Nightmare moon's eyes widened while you gave a smirk and whispered to her.

"You wasted your time with me. Now you will get out of Luna's body and disappear. And trust me. If you ever show up again you will see a destroyed Eqeustria left behind. By who? Well By me of course! BYE!" You said to her while giving her a shove into the elements of harmony beam. She looked at you with horror and knew That Luna was not gonna know what you said. She screamed and the beam took her over and destroyed her completely.

She is gone. But this is only the beginning.......I am gonna have so much fun.   Chris said evilly and happilly at the same time.

After the beam disappatted all thst stood was a shorter height alicorn who came up to your height and she looked bluer then the other.

What? Are you blue or something Luna? cause that is hilairious. Also, good job Twilight, you finally figured out what "Friendship

' is. SO FUCKING WHAT?!?! Chris said in his mind with a frown on his face while being mad about seeing this fucking "Friendship

' shit happening in front of him -_-.

Once she came to with a groan, You noticed that the Mane six were talking to a white alicorn on the other side of the hallway.

There she is............Celestia herself. This is going to be fun. You said in your mind expecting to have a much more entertaining life.

She looked at you with a smile and saw her sister. They looked at each other then broke down and hugged eachother crying badly.

Luna was saying sorry over and over again. And Celestia was comforting her. You looked over to the other six and saw them crying too. You rolled your eyes at the "Touching" Moment that was happening. Really you didn't give two fucks and wanted to hurry up and talk the the Princess Sisters.

Once they finished Celestia came over to you with a happy stained face and said, "Hello there. If I know right you are Chris right? The one Twilight spoke of?" She asked you nicely while wiping her eyes.

You huffed and shooked your head yes.

She looked at you and said, "I want to thank you Chris. For if you didn't show and did what you did Twilight would've never been able to figure out she had friends. And Luna would've never been herself again. Thank you Chris. You are a hero." She said to you which made your heart stop.

Hero............... I knew I was gonna HATE you Celestia. You hated that word. That word is all you get just to have respect. you don't want respect just because you punched Nightmare Moon in the face. You hate it.

You growled and said, "I will be meeting you at Ponyville. We have a lot of things to talk about." You said angrilly while gritting your teeth. before she could get a reply in you jumped out a window and went the way Ponyville was at to progress the story.

"HAVE A NiCE DAY VIEWERS AND READERS! SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER!" Chris said yelling with a teethy grin while running to Ponyville.

To be Continued in, Chapter 3: Metting The many ponies of Ponyville. (AKA Mares are gonna be thinking of how hot Chris looks and some past memories that Chris didn't want to remember.)

Hai :D Oh? You expecting something? TOO BAD! Just go on ahead to the next chapter XD :rainbowlaugh:

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