Life in Equestria: How does this happen to me?
Chapter 4: Going back to Christopher's house,Meeting some new ponies and payback on the Princesses. (Revised)
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Even though Chris wanted to head home, he exactly didn't want to because then the mares following him will know were he lives. So right now he is heading to the libarary and getting ready for a bucket load of cliches that are gonna happen in a minute here XD.
"Sigh. So is this where your house is Twilight?" He said to the annoying bookworm once he got to the Library.
She smiled nervously and shook her head yes. Her friends were looking everywhere except where you were standing. 'Probably all nervous to be around me after knowing HALF my life.' Chris said in his thoughts.
Applejack and Rarity were the only ones that really tried to look at him but they just felt nervous and could'nt do it. Chris sighed and decided to ask something. "Hey. Can I go take a nap? I feel tired after this big day." You said sadly.
Twilight said "I don't mind. You can sleep in my house if you want to." She said with a smile. thne the others looked at you with mischevious glints.
Chris for once in his life felt nervous and said, "Uh, No thanks. I will just head home. Thanks for the kindeness though. Bye." You said while running fast. Fast enough that Rainbow dash and Pinkie didn't even know where you where going.
(Also if any of you are expecting a different point of view, Will you can deal with it. Becuase the only time we will do that is if the ponies I like are by themseleves AkA AJ and Rarity, And what I mean is if there FRIENDS are not around. Got it? Good. On we go with Chris heading home.)
Chris was running really fast and felt worn out after he got home to his trailer. (yes. The trailer went with him. more depression and more development are gonna be happening soon XD.)
Chris went up his steps opened his door (Which he left open like an idiot -_-.) And went inside. Chris felt confused he thought for sure that he shut the door when he left.
But then Chris had a pang of realization, I forgot to lock the fucking door. Chris faceplamed and groaned.
He went inside and decided to go on memory lane again. He went to his closet, Opened it, and went to his basement. (Which also went with the house. His parents just didn't know about it.)
He turned on his one light and opened his eyes for a shock of a lifetime. Foxy was there on the floor by his computer. But he wasn't alone, Freddy, Chicka, and Bunny were there too. (If any of you are wondering Foxy and Chicka and Bunny are females. So there not exactly scary. ALSO if you want to know if this is a crossover story or not. IT'S NOT. because would'nt this story need the place they came from to stay? So no, this story is not having of the other characters I mentioned. I PINKIE PROMISE :D.)
Foxy saw him and smiled. "Hey Chris! What's going on?" She asked you wanting to know what's going on. (They could'nt feel the earthquake since they were in the basement. But it mainly was because they were in sleep mode when it happened. why? there anamatronics that's why. -_-)
You looked at her and her companions and said, "We got teleported out of Earth and we are now on a different galaxy and universe." Chris said. (ALSO, don't worry this is the last time that I will break the 4th wall. but Chris still might XD. Chris is now gonna show more of his REAL self since none of the ponies are around. So be ready for things that Chris didn't do for the past chapters.)
They looked shocked since there eyes widened once he said this. you decided to ask Foxy something, "Hey. Why are your friends here? And I thought you left?" Chris asked confusingly. Foxy and her friends gave him a little smile and got up to talk about the story.
(Oops. Broke part of my pinkie promise XD. OH WELL! If you want to know how tall the four are. Foxy, Chicka, and Bunny are at Christopher's height, While Freddy was a short taller than him. Your welcome. And I am doing this so you know stuff that you are probably asking yourself at this point of the story. now then let's head back to the point of when Foxy was leaving all right?)
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What happened BEFORE the earthquake...............
Foxy looked at the human on the Couch falling asleep in his depression. She decided to leave the closet door and basement door open. Cause she knew that Chris was a very heavy sleeper when he went. So she went to Freddy Fazbear's pizza place at her speed. with how fast she was going no one really saw her XD.
She went through the entrance and scared the dude at the front counter. The worker looked terriffied, he tried to say something but fainted due to shock. Foxy sighed annoyingly and went up to her 3 companions that were in sleep mode right now. Chicka looked like she was in a peaceful sleep and didn't look really scary. (remember that time I said in this story that no matter what happened everything to Chris will look 'Normal" to him? This is one of those times when he saw those 3 anamatronics. he just didn't feel scared when seeing them......................dammit I broke that Pinkie Promise again XD.)
Fox looked at the 3 and woke them up from their sleep mode by screaming at them with "WAKE UP!" and it made them jump at the sudden loudness of voice.
Freddy looked annoyed, and the other two looked confused.
"And what exactly are you doing back Foxy?" Freddy asked in a dark tone voice that Chris hears every time he is in his slumber.
And that's when Foxy asked them "Do you want to come with me to Christopher's house? He got me fixed and he is very nice. Why don't you come see him for yourself guys?" she asked them.
They looked at each other and had smiles on their faces. "Well of Course! we have been waiting to leave this place forever!" Chicka said in a high tone voice. Bunny looked away shyly while shaking her head yes. Foxy somehow rolled her eyes and picked Bunny up and started running back to Chris;s house while Bunny was screaming "LET GO OF ME PLEASE I'M SCARED OF THIS FAST PACE SO MUCH!" Freddy and Chicka laughed a little and started to catch up.
Once they got to Christopher's house Foxy put her down when they got inside and Bunny looked ready to faint.
"Did you have to so that Foxy?" Bunny said in a shy voice while looking around the new place.
Foxy smiled a toothy grin and said "Yes I did. You would've been so slow that people would've probably brought up questions of why a Bunny was walking around by itself." Foxy said teasingly.
Bunny looked away with a shy look and they waited for the other two.
Freddy and Chicka came in, But Freddy had a hard time with how short the door frame was. Once he finally got in he needed to crouch down a little in order to fit.
Freddy started mumbling how annoying this was while the girls giggled. Then they heard a mumbling going on across the room. They saw Chris sleeping and Freddy looked ready to crap his pants till Foxy held him back.
She glared at him and said "You can do that later when he wakes up." She said annoyingly.
Freddy put up his self-defense position and said "what? I wasn't gonna do anything." He said innocently. the girls rolled their eyes at the accusation and Foxy showed them the basement while shutting the door on the way.
"We can go in here and surprise Chris once he comes back down here." she said getting ready to scare Chris when he came down.
They all sighed and said "Fine." and went in the basment. They shut the closet door and then the basement door. And this is when Chris woke up and heard the earthquake and didn't gave a crap and went back to sleep.
Freddy looked around and asked, "Did you hear something?" he asked. The girls looked confused and said "No." Freddy looked around and shrugged it off as his imagination. And that's when they decided to go into sleep mode and wait for Chris to come back downstairs.
(You all know what happens after this so there is no reason to repeat myself. -_-)
BACK TO PRESENT TIME! :D
Chris looked shocked and stunned at the story Foxy gave him. He said "Ok. Fine you girls and Freddy can stay here. I need to go back upstairs and see if I have someone in my house." He said while waving bye to them and going back upstairs.
He then went back down and said, "Also when I leave again you girls and Freddy can have this house. For I don't really want it anymore from........you know. My past life. So this might be the last time you see of me. bye." he said sadly, While the anamatronics were cheering of finally having freedom.
Chris went upstairs and heard a groan of pain in his living room. He went in there and had another shock of his lifetime. For sitting on the couch right there was a changeling. but not any changling, it was the changling queen Chrysalis. She was bleeding and having a hard time breathing. Chris went over to her and saw that she was right around her height.
She said "Help." painfully. Christopher's whole deamoner changed to his softer side and he said "Shhhhh. sleep. I will get you to feel better and help you ok?" Chris said softly while smiling. Chrysalis smiled gratefully and feel back asleep.
Chris went into the bathroom and got some first aid kits to get Chrysalis better. He went back into the front room and started fixing her wounds.
He decided to do small talk with her. "So. Um.........What's your name? My name is Christopher, but you can call me Chris." you said nicely.
She looked at him with appreciation and said, "My name is Chrysalis, and I am the Changling queen. And I would like to say thank you for helping me get better Chris." she said gratefully with a smile.
You looked at her with a smile and said, "Of course. I will help out anypony who is hurt. Even if I don't know them." Chris said, Remembering the time of when he first met the Mane six and didn't want to know their names.
Dammit. My happy feelings are returning. this is exactly why I rarely show my feelings and everything.......But Chrysalis is different and she didn't do what Celestia and Luna did. And she looks lonely,.......you know what? fuck it. I'll be her friend I don't care. You said in your mind ending your discussion with just trying to be this Changling's first and only friend.
What makes you feel better is that know you could actually have a friend who is REAL and not a robot. you smiled relivingly and kept fixing her wounds. Chrysalis moaned affectionatley then purred. "Your so good at this. Why are you alone Chris? I find it hard to believe a nice po-errr....what are you?" she asked. You said "Human.", She went "oh." and continued on with her talking.
"Now where was I? oh yeah! I find it really hard to believe a nice HUMAN like you is alone. Can you tell me why you are?" she asked you nicely while starting to feel better.
You sighed sadly and decided to trust her a little and tell her about your life of when you were with your parents. You didn't tell anything else though. You just didn't "Trust" her enough.
She frowned sadly and said, "Well that's just heart breaking. You went through all that for 16 years then they just outright die in a car crash? That's sad." she said sadly. (Chris told her about the many things Humans have done too. Oh. And has anyone noticed that Chris didn't tell Celestia and the other ponies this? wonder why?................)
Chris rolled his eyes and said "Yeah. I know there my parents and everything. But I think they deserve it for doing all that to me in the first place." your bad feelings were back, But you didn't really fucking care right now.
Chrysalis looked at you with sadness and started to get up with problems. Your feelings changed and you said " Hey! don't get up y-" Then Chrysalis did something you weren't expecting. She gave you a hug and made you shocked and stunned from the sudden contact.
Unlike the other ponies though you returned it. Because for one thing The other ponies out there didn't desreve your happy feelings yet. At least not right now. you had your eyes closed and felt something go on your shirt. You pushed Chrysalis back and noticed she was now crying while hugging you.
You looked at her softly and said, "hey. What's wrong?" you asked nicely.
She sniffed and said, "I just feel bad for what you had to go through. It's not fair that such a nice guy like you had to go through this." she said sadly.
Nice guy.......... You don't mind her saying this. Because unlike the OTHER ponies out there, she doesn't think of you as a hero, But just some guy that saw you and helped her out. You smiled knowing she cared for who you REALLY were not the way you weren't.
You decided to tell her what happened earlier. "Hey. Do you know Celestia and Luna?" you asked her. She glared and huffed angrilly.
"Well of Course I do! I hate them so much! it's thanks to them that I can't even find my hive right now! Once I find my hive I was going to use a plan I figured out and try to rule Canterlot then Equestria!" she smiled evilly.
You smilled nicely which changed her, and you asked, "Can I know this plan Please?" You asked nicely.
She looked at you for a couple of mins then said "Fine." (We already know what this plan is so i'm not repeating it -_-.)
You laughed after hearing the plan and said, "So. You are thinking of taking over Canterlot by taking over Shining armor's love as Cadence? You do know who his sister is right?" You said feiging ignorance.
She shook her head yes and said, "Yes. I know his sister is Twilight Sparkle. Who is know a part of the Elements of Harmony. But that won't matter! I still will take over Canterlot once taking her brother's love" She said evilly.
You rolled your eyes. "I have a thing to tell you." You said sadly
Then her deamoner changed and she said, "What's wrong Chris? are you all right?" she said while hugging you affectionatley.
Which you weren't expecting, but you decide to roll on and say, "Celestia and Luna did something to me that will make me hate them forever. Hell. I already hate Twilight, hell I want To KILL TWILIGHT ANd MAKE CELESTIA"S LIFE A LIVING HELL!" You said angrilly while getting up to throw stuff from your stress. (If anyone is wondering The 4 anamatronics are in sleep mode and don't know anything that's happening right now. Also this will be the last time we see Foxy and friends............alive. >:D)
Chris started getting angry and said, "FUCKING CELESTIA AND LUNA ALREADY RUINED NY WHOLE LIFE HERE! LUNA FORCED ME DOWN TO THE GROUND HARDLY! THEN HER FUCKING SISTER DECIDED TO USE HER MEMROY SPELL ON ME AND SHOW EVERY FUCKING PONY IN PONYVILLE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENEDD TO ME IN MY LIFE BEFORE COMING HERE! THE NEXT TIME I SEE THEM!?!?!?!?!? OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!! I WILL MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING HELL FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!" You said yelling angrilly.
" AND THEN COMES TWILIGHT. OH MY FUCKING GOD TWILIGHT!!!!!!!! I HATE HER WITH A PASSION SO MUCH THAT THE NEXT TIME I EVEN SEE HER I'LL JSUT WANT TO RIP HER FUCKING THROAT OUT AND KILL HER! FOR SHE DIDN"T EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT HER "PRINCESS" DID TO ME! SHE DIDN"T FUCKING CARE THAT MY WHOLE LIFE FLASHED BEFORE HER EYES! SHE WOULD RATHER WANT TO QUESTION EVERYTHING OF WHAT I DID IN MY LIFE THEN CARE FOR ME! OH MY GOD DO I HATE HER! You said in a yell that almost equaled to the Canterlot whee.
"Then come in AJ, Rarity, and Pinkie................" you had to be silent for this. You went back to Chrysalis and held her tightly.
"Out of all the ponies I saw. There the only three that even decided to understand about what i've been through. I hope that I can get those three on my side. Because there probably the only ponies out there who even...........care for me." you said sadly.
You looked at Chrysalis who was crying tears even more. then you said "And you, You are the only one right now who is here right now to help me get through this right now. I want to thank you Chrysalis. For coming into my house. Because jsut like them 3 you understand. and you care for me to be the way I am. You don't care if I'm a hero or not. Your just there......to be with me. to be my friend." You said going very deep right now. You were falling asleep, You didn't care that Chrysalis was naked this whole time too.
Gonna have to get used to seeing naked mares I see. You said bitterly.
"I'm done right now Chrysalis. Can we go to bed and worry about things tommorow please? And just.........forget about your plan right now ok? Worry about it later. I just want to go to sleep." You said sadly while falling asleep on Chrysalis.
Chrysalis smiled affectionatley and said "Ok." silently. and Sarted to lay down on her back. You though for one second before you went to bed that something poked your ......well "Private parts" down there. But her hands were hugging you. So you just though of it as imagination and went to bed.
(Ohhhhhhhhhh. I wonder what poked him? We will never know for at least another 6 chapters or so. XD Because I want ot make sure I do enough chapters before Chris feels "Ok." enough to do "that." all right guys? now then INTO CHRISTOPHER"S DREAM REALM!)
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Christopher's Dream Realm. Also, if you're expecting Luna to show up then too bad. Because she won't for she still feels awkward and bad for what she did. So we will somepony else show up instead ;)
Chris woke up and noticed he was now in his dark dream realm and sighed.
Really I am here now? Well that's just great. I wonder what my dream for today will be? Chris said in his mind bitterly.
he noticed that his mind started jumbling about and made a thing for him. He looked and saw that it was that moment Celestia decided to do that memory thing. Chris rollded his eyes and said "Really? you're putting me through this again? Well nothing is gon-............." Then Chris noticed that the whole thing just outright changed.
Luna was holding him down, But Celestia stopped glowing her horn and gave you a gentle smile. 'you know what sister? I think Chris is right. He does look kind of like a slave doesn't he?' Celestia said to her sister Luna. Luna smiled and shook her head yes.
Chris now felt confused for the sudden change of scene in his story. He noticed that out of all the ponies Aj, Rarity and Pinkie looked confused. While every other pony had evil glints in their eyes.
'Then maybe we should treat him like a slave huh sister?' Luna said to Celestia with a smirk. Celstia shook her head yes and said 'My little Ponies. He is all yours.' She said with a smug smile on her face.
The dream Chris looked confused then saw something that made Christopher's blood run cold. They all had strap-ons that mares use to have sex with each other. But they were using it on something else (If you know what I mean.)
Chris started hyperventalating and said "Get this dream fucking out of here now!' he yelled terriffied of what he was seeing.
Right before Celestia and Luna started the dream disintgrated and Chris ended up with his blank realm again.
Then he heard someone gasp lightly almost sounding sad from what they saw, Chris looked around and said "Who's there!?!?!?!??! show yourself!!!!!' Chris said starting to fall down on his knees from what he saw.
Chris heard hoof steps behind him. He turned around and froze on the spot. He saw someone that looked like Sombra, But it was a female.
He looked up and saw her green cat-like eyes and how sad she looked. She looked like everything Sombra would be except female.
"My name is Umbra. And I am sorry for everything that's happened to you Chris." She said to Chris sadly.
She went on her hoof knees and gave him a hug to make him feel better. Chris started breaking down and crying. 'I hate them Umbra. I want them dead. I want them to feel the pain I went through except worse. I feel so done with life. Please help me out Umbra." he said sadly while crying.
She said "I know. You will get back at them........How about we get back at them a little right now?" She asked you mischeviously.
You looked at her not really caring that she was rubbing your back right now, "How are we gonna get payback on them when they are in Canterlot sleeping right now? And how did you get in here?" You asked her confusingly.
Umbra smirked and said, "Because unlike Luna I can also use dream powers and get anypony to have a nightmare whenver I want. Do you want me to show you their dreams? She asked nicely.
You looked at her happilly and said, "Yes. I would love it if I got to see their dreams." You said happilly.
Umbra smiled a little and used her horn to teleport them to Luna's dream.
"Wait a minute. Won't they know that we are there?" You asked confsuingly.
Umbra smirked and said, "I am the dark queen of the crystal empire. They aren't gonna know if I am there at all trust me."
Then they went "Poof!" and went to Luna's dream.
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'Luna's Dream Realm"
Chris and Umbra POOFEd into Luna's dream and saw something very strange.
She was talking to Chris and trying to apologize for what she did. It seemed like Chris apologized then hugged her and the dream ended.
"Woah Woah. Hell no. I ain't like that. Give her a nightmare. Give her a dream of me that wants to scare her, not forgive her." You said angrilly.
Umbra smirked evilly and lighted her horn up for what Chris said. The dream changed and Luna looked confused. But then she saw Chris and felt happy thinking that her dream repeated itself.
'We can leave now. I feel so much better now. don't need to stay Celestia next right?' You asked Umbra questioningly.
She looked at you and said "Yes."
She used her horn again and poofed out of the dream. during this Chris was giving Luna something that she deserved for doing what she did. (But we aren't gonna see it. SO DEAL WITH IT! XD)
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Celestia's Dream Realm
They poofed into Celestia's dream and Chris felt dizzy. 'I'm gonna have to get used to teleportations ughhh.' Chris said almost throwing up.
Umbra giggled which made her sound adorable. Chris looked at her and noticed unlike Chrysalis that Umbra was actually a bit taller then him.
Chris didn't mind and looked at what Celestia was dreaming about right now.
She was dreaming about eating bananas and a lot of cake. Chris looked around and noticed that he was actually being her FUCKING SERVANT!
The dream Chris bowed and Celestia smiled. 'Thank you slave. I really need this right now.' and that's when Chris lost it.
After all that shit she put me throught SHE DOESN"T EVEN FUCKING CARE!?!?!?!??!?!?! Chris said in his mind angrilly. His eye started twitching. Umbra looked disgusted at what she was doing then she looked at you and froze.
Your eyes were twicthing. and your body was shaking badly. You sighed annoyingly and said "Give her a nightmare she will never forget." you said in a voice that almost sounded lika you were a demon.
Umbra shook her head yes while looking at you sadly. Her horn glowed and the whole dream changed. Umbra gave you a hug and teleported you too out.
Celestia felt confused. 'That's strange I though for a minute there I felt dark maigc around..........Oh well nothing to worry about. oh slavvvvveeeeeeee!!!!' And that's when her dream Chris came in and did something that would make Celestia scared of him for the rest of her time of seeing him. (And just like Luna's we won't be able to see it sorry :D.)
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"Back to Christopher's dream realm now!"
They poofed back in with Umbra holding Chris sadly. Chris felt so angry that he wanted to hurt something right now.
"I live in a trailer by the Everfree Forest if you want to meet me in real life. by the way, Do you know someone named Chrysalis?" You said while asking her a question.
Umbra smiled, "Ok. I'll meet you there. And I don know Chrissy! Her and me are Friends! I can't wait to see her again." she said while sighing happilly.
She let go and said, "I'll see you later then. I hope I see you AND Chrysalis when I come there." She said while teleporting away with a wave.
You waved and started waking up. "I geuss payback is a bitch huh Celestia and Luna?" You said quietly while waking up.
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"Back into the trailer where Chrysalis and Chris are sleeping right now XD."
When he woke up he saw Chrysalis was up with a smile.
"You know you are a very heavy sleeper Chris? And you look cute while your asleep too." Chrysalis said affectionatley.
For once in youe life you blushed a little and got up. "Thanks............Hey. Do you know someone named Umbra?" You asked her nicely.
Chrysalis's eyes widened brightly. "Ohhhh! you know UmBrie? Oh man. It's been so long since I seen her!" She said happilly.
You asked her, "How do you know Umbra, Chrysalis?" You asked nicely.
She said, "I knew her when we were just little fillies. We've been friend for a very long time. And it's almost been about 1000 years since I last seen her." She said remembering her younger years.
"Well that's cool. Do you want to go outside and wait For her? She is on her way here right now?" You said happilly.
Chrysalis smiled and said "OK!" Then she got up and ran outside like she was going to get the greatest gift ever.
You went out there and gave a little wave to the readers and said "See you next chapter guys. And I hope Celestia and Luna now knows what happen if they fuck with me. BYE guys HAVE A GOOD DAY!" Chris said then left after shutting the door.
To Be Continued in, Chapter 5: The loss of something special, And meeting the 3 girls that care for Chris :).
I wanted to make sure you guys know that sex and clop won't happen till it ends with Chris being with the 5 girls he like. And It won't start until I start the estrus chapters. And those chapters aren't gonna show up for a while. Also! this story isn't gonna go into chronological order. It will be the first of season 1 which we just did. And some epsiodes are gonna get skipped, Because Chris will only be around Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. Umbra and Chrysalis will show up during these episodes too. Essenstailly I am saying I'm going to worry about the episodes that either have all 6 or just them certain characters AKA Aj, Rarity, and PInkie. So hope you get used to this. Because there isn't going to be screen time for any of the other unless they have been in the epsiode with them.
Now with that out of the way I will now see you next chapter, Where Aj, Rarity and PInkie will start showing up to make sure is all right. AND since this is earlier in the story, They don't know that Umbra and Chrysalis are evil. So these are gonna be VERY intresting.
BYE have a good day!
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