Chapter 3: Meeting the ponies of Ponyville, And Celestia doing something stupid. AKA Comedy chapter and Dark chapter AHOY!

Where we last left off, We left off with Chris running towards Ponyville from the Everfree Forest. So easy stuff for him right? Well it wasn't. Cause what he wasn't expecting was Mares being around the entrance of the forest waiting for the Mane six to come back.

You came up to them and stopped moving. For you just noticed the whole Ponyville population was here right now.

huh...........how about that? What should I do first? Freak these ponies out with my talking? Or wait for the others?...........ehhhhhhhhh fuck it. You said in our mind getting ready to have fun with these ponies.

You were gonna say something but then Celestia and her sister Luna puffed out of nowhere right in front of you. You heard the Mane six galloping behind you on their way here.

huh. Wonder why they didn't let them teleport with? did they have the magic or not? You said in your mind not caring if Celestia and Luna knew what you were saying.

"Ahem! Hello My little ponies. I would like for you all to meet the First and possibly only human in Equestria Christopher!" Celestia said while her and Luna were introducing you.

Every other pony was looking at you with a shocked face and was trying to figure out what to do in "Rare" species space.

You looked at them with a blank stare and said, "If you treat me like loyalty I will make you all scared in your sleeps at night." You said angrily not wanting to be treated like loyalty at all -_-.

They now all looked at you with scared looks while The Mane six finally came out of the Forest behind you. Once they showed up behind you Twilight (Who you hate SO MUCH.) decided to ask you a question you didn't want to answer.

"Hey Chris? I was wondering..........how old are you and why are you like this to us?" She asked you curiously.

You rose your eyebrows and said, "I am 18-years old, But if you want to know about my old life......well then you can (just go fuck yourself.) Forget about it and move on." You said muttering what you really wanted to say.

Pinkie Pie giggled and the other mares looked ready to laugh while Twilight was confused of what you said. Celestia and Luna behind you were giving you a scolding glare.

So, you said " Hey. If you're disappointed in me then that's too bad. Because this is the way I am." You said while pointing at yourself.

The mares all gave you a confused stare, So you went "Fuck it." and decided to sing in a way you felt right now.

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After that song the mares gave you "DA FUCQ?" stare and were trying to figure out what you sang.

You saw certain ponies have looks that were different from the others.

A white mare with blue hair gave you a smirk, A grey mare gave you a curious look, a derped looking mare was looking straight at you confusingly, And a CERTAIN green mare was looking at you with a fan-girl look while getting ready to freak out.

"You know what? Fuck this. I'm going to sing and give you some songs I like." You said while cussing.

They gave you glares like very mean glares. You didn't know why till you looked down a little more and saw shorter mares hiding behind some bigger ponies.

Great. freaking colts and fillies. How lucky am I? You said in your mind ironic about this turn of events.

So what did you do? you decided to sing a song that they would like.

"Sigh. Here we go." you said getting ready to sing another one of your favorite songs.

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After that song. You brought out your "nicer" side and decided to apologize and talk a little.

"So...........Who are these cute little fillies that are hiding?" You said with a rare little smile on your face.

Every mare was giving you a sad look while The little fillies and colts decided to walk over to you for introduction.

"What's your names girls?" You said to the three little fillies in front of you.

They were looking everywhere except for you and had shy looks on their faces.

Rainbow, Aj, and Rarity walked up to you.

"This is My sister Applebloom pardner." AJ said to her little sis behind her.

AB waved shyly and hid behind her sister.

"And this is my little sister Sweetie Belle Darling." Rarity said to you in a fancy tone.

Her little sister looked at you but hid behind her sister too.

"And this is my number one fan Scootaloo." Rainbow said to you proudly.

Scootaloo gave you a scared look but showed you how she looked.

you looked around and noticed everymare had a different look. Some had fear, Some had scared looks, And those certain mares we talked about were giving him curious looks now. The Mane six were giving you a sad stare, While Celestia was giving you a skeptical glare while her sister looked shocked seeing you.

"......................Ummmmmmmmmmm. You know what? I want to know something. why do you look skeptical Celestia?" You asked Celly confusingly.

Celestia looked at you and said.  "Well actually, I do have a question for you and I waswondering if it was all right to ask?" she asked you nicely.

You had a little closed smile on your face and shook your head yes.

Celestia smiled and asked, "I was wondering.......How is your population what are humans like?" Celestia said confusingly. Luna looked at her with a smug stare and then looked at you with a smile.

That made you confused, But you decided to answer this question since it wasn't really a question about your personal life. Which you really hate talking about.

So with everypony listening you said, "Well My species like I said are named humans. But if you want to sound smart-like then our species is homo-sapiens. Our species is around the ape sapient species, But humans are more progressed and have been made smarter and better than apes. There are males and females like in this world, But in our world the population is even 50-50 population but males were the ones that would start off the dating and going out and everything. Our population on earth is almost over 7 billion people. Also if you want to know more about me, I will talk about my life later. But right now I would like to know, What is your world like?" You asked Celestia after you little disucssion that made you worn out a little.

Celestia and everypony looked shocked and stunned at what you said, While Luna was giving you that same normal level stare.

I think at some point I should talk to Luna later or something. You said in your mind wanting to know why she wasn't so shocked to see you.

Celestia coughed nervously and started to talk about their population and world of ponies.

"*Ahem!* Well............ Our species the ponies are a complete differnce to your world by a landslide Chris.  In our world the population is only about 2 million, And our gender species are very different also. Males in every town are almost at least 100 but females there are almost 1,000 in each town." You whistled at that number there. "Shocked huh? Well also another big difference is that the mare is supposed to be the one that starts the dating and everything unlike the male. Also Since the male number is so low There are many herds in our world. There is 1 stallion for at least 6 mares, But if 1 satllion was lucky he could possibly almost get twice as any mares into his herd. And since you are a male then that means you are gonna have to follow the rules and go the way stallions are supposed to. Sorry but you're gonna have to it's the rules." She said sadly.

Everymare around you was now looking at you with evil glints in their eyes while certain others gave you curious looks. you noticed that out of all mares you only saw Aj, Rarity, and two other mares you didn't know give you looks that not many other females would. You sighed annoyingly and said something that made your "Meaner side" come back up.

"Well you can go fuck yourseleves for that. I'm not downgrading myself to a fucking slave for mares. I am a human FUCKING being! I have feelings! I'm someone that's been through a lot of shit in my life! I don't need the fucking Slavery cliche happening to me right now! I would like to have a normal life and not have to worry about a fucking mare hitting on me When I don't even feel ready for a FREAKING FEMALE FROM A SPECIES I BARELY EVEN KNOW! So geuss what Celestia? YOU CAN TAKE YOUR RULES AND SHOVE UP YOUR ASS BECAUSE FUCKING STONE COLD SAID SO!" You said doing profane comments and being pissed off while ranting on how you had to do this and referencing one of your favorite wrestlers from WWE, And giving the Princess the bird cause you don't give a fuck.

(Hey! It's the author here! And this is in here to tell you, yes. There will be references toward other things too. And the futa part in this story? Yeah, That will show up later, "Shuddering disgustingly".)

Celestia and every mare looked at you stunned and shocked, and very appalled at what you said. You knew colts and fillies were there, But you didn't really give two fucks right now. You were so angry you would punch a fucking wall, but you can't cause then you will immediateley be dubbed a "Bad guy" for doing something a nice person would'nt.

What the fuck ever Author. I won't do it so I won't be in jail, Because I would like to have a life and not be PROSCUETED FOR PUNSHING A FUCKING WALL!!!!!! Chris said in his mind breaking the fourth wall while being mad.

Chris shook his mind off things and said, "I'm sorry I said that, But i'm just letting you know that this human here? Is not giong to do that shit, He is gonna so it the way he wants to because THAT"S HIS ROLE AND YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DEAL WITH IT!" You said to them apologizing but making sure that you had your point crossed now.

Celestia and Luna gave you a glare, then their horns brightnend up.

Oh great......Now they are gonna use their magic to see if I was lying about my past or not. You said in your mind annoyignly. You just stood there on your two feet with your arms crossed and waited. You saw all the mare have different looks on their faces.

The ones in the crowd were giving you disgusted looks, The stallions in the crowd were giving you a prasied look, They were certain mares that gave you a sad look, And the Mane six all looked different from each other.

Twilight looked mad that you disrespected the Princesses, Rainbow dash was giving you a shocked look for having the balls to stand up to the princesses, Fluttershy was hiding behind her mane looking ready to cry, Pinkie was frowning with her hair deflated again, And Aj and Rarity were both giving you the "we understand." stare. Which made you happy a little knowing that some mares understand what you feel right now. You saw the Cutie mark Crusaders and your heart (which you have.) almost broke in two.

Apple bloom had a sad look on her face crying, Scootaloo was having a hard time staying brave, and Sweetie Belle was cuddling her sister's back hoof while crying.

You had a borken-hearted look and didn't care anymore. You changed your look and softened up. Celestia and Luna then had raised eyebrows at your sudden change, And The mane six looked confused.

You didn't care anymore. It's time to bring out some of the real Chris and get the three cute fillies to feel better. You walked up to the three of them slowly. You noticed that they were all know holding each other horriffied of you.

You felt SO BAD right now. You should feel ashamed of yourself Chris! making the Cutie mark Crusaders cry and all that! apologixe to them! Your brain said giving you a scolding in like 10 years.

You walked towards them and stopped right in fornt of them. Everypony now looked ready to hurt you for whatever you were gonna do next. The three looked at you with terriffied eyes.

You looked at them, took your glasses off, got on your knees and started crying with them while hugging them and apologizing over and over again for making them feel this way.

"I am sorry for hurting your feelings girls. I am also sorry for making you girls scared of me. I'm just very stressed out and haven't been going through a good life let's say. I'm sorry so much and I hope you can forgive me for what i've done," you said softly while hugging them and crying.

everypony now just felt confused. one moment he's mad, now he is sad and regretful. 'just what has he been through?' is a thought everypony had right now.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders kept crying but they forgived you and returned the hug.

(OH! another thing! Fillies and Colts will be also old enough for relationships too. so there's that...............oh boy XD.)

After the "dawwww" moment Chris let go of them and dropped his meaner side and showed a little of his true self. But not fully because like every other man he has pride and he doesn't exactly want to break down in tears in front of so many ponies he don't even know.

I wonder what cliches i'm gonna have to go through this story...........I hope I don't need to go through the "meeting BlueBlood" Cliche. because if I do I will fucking hurt Blue Blood. BADLY. Chris said in his mind angrilly. (FORESHADOWING OHHHHHHHHHH............)

So after all this Chris turned around and got caught in Lunaa's magic grip surprisingly. Chris looked shocked and stunnned, Then he saw Celestia coming over with her glown horn (Innuendo not intended by the way -_-.) and looked ready to do something.

You looked at her angrilly while being forced on the floor and said, "What the hell are you doing Celestia?" You said to her still not respecting her Princess staus like Luna.

She had a soft smile on her face and said "I'm just wondering what your life is like. And I know for a fact you won't let us see it no matter what happens. So I need you to be like this so we can know why you are like this." She closed her eyes and was getting ready to put her "Horn" on you. (again Innuendo NOT FUCKING INTENDED >_<.)

You were pleading and freaking out till finally all of your memories flooded back. Well most of them. She used a spell so everypony else could see what happened to you also. You felt scared and was in fear to see all this again.

most of your horriffying expericences started showing. the abuse from your parents, the isolation from humans and not having any friends, Being on the computer and seeing every creepypasta ever made, (You held some of those memories back so the mares would'nt be scared more than they already are.) the rapings from when you were just a 14 year-old, The bullies from the school you went to once you were 16 years old, Meeting Foxy and the anamatronics, having nightmares of your life and what could've happened if you didn't do it that way, And finally the last memory you remember was when the person you trusted most a girl did something that would make you a phobia of and would never get ovet with no matter what happens. Your supposed girl-friend (not that way -_-.) was a shemale and she decided to break your heart by tieing you up in her basement and doing things that no others should. What was more horriffying was the fact that this memory was only a year ago.

(And this isn't even the rest of what Chris went through. Chris has a lot of stuff to talk about when he is finally by himself. So expect a lot of 4th wall breakage next chapter when Chris talks to you readers about his life..........well most of it :(. )

After she took her horn off she had a widened eyed shocked look on her face, While Luna had a very gulity and regretful look on her face.

The mane six all looked different too. Aj and Rarity......you know what? fuck it, The whole Mane six squad wanted to give you a hug and tell you that everything would be ok.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders behind you were crying and not really trying to get up from their crying positions.

The mares and stallions in the crowd all had various looks on their faces. some looked sad, some looked ready to cry at what they saw. And some certain mares looked ready to come over and see if you were ok.

A white unicorn mare, a brown earth pony mare, a grey looking pegasus mare, and that fan-girl one looked ready to just faint. ( just so you know some of the important background ponies. There will be more, They just aren't here yet XD.)

But what REALLY made everypony shocked was that you weren't crying.

Before anypony got a chane to ask you said, "I'm not crying because my eyes don't have anymore tears that I can use. Really I felt shocked knowing that I cryed once I gave a hug to the CMC. BUt that's a rare thing. So expect to not see me show any of my feelings unless I feel like it's needed." you bluntly stated.

Celestia and Luna gave you a shocked stare, Then Celestia got up and cleared her throat. "Ahem. Well My little Ponies, Me and Luna need to leave. For it seems like we have something very important to do. So bye My little ponies, Bye to you too Chris" She said softly while flying away with her sister.

You gave a half-hearted wave with a blank stare. Once they left the awkward silence started and you felt ready to go crazy. Instead of that you gave the CMC'S a pat on the head and waved to the other girls and head to Twilight's libarary for quesitons and stuff.

Great. Next chapter is the truth or dare cliche. Whatever, At least i'll be able to talk to my fans and readers about me more nect time. BYE GUYS HAVE A NICE DAY! Chris said in his mind bidding farewell for the next chapter.

To Be Continued in, Chapter 4: Knowing Chris more, and a truth or dare game that Chris will want to not remember for a long time XD.