prologueView OnlineDark Pit in EquestriaprologueIn a world where humans cannot see. Is the sky realm where giant floating rocks support many beautiful buildings, and the biggest was the palace where the goddess Palutena lives along with her angel or angels now Ever since the defeat of Hades, Dark Pit has been living with his counterpart and Palutena, the goddess of light Everything was going well until a sound of many plates shattering as they come in contact with the floor "SHIT!!!" Could be heard by someone In the dining room Dark Pit was attempting to fly again from top of the pillar and jumping off it,but to only be in the air for nearly only two seconds before crashing down Luckily Dark Pit had his healing power installed, so he wasn't hurt, or had anything broken "Dark Pit!" Yelled Palutena as she entered the room Dark had landed on his back on the well organized set up table and was now ruined with the iron table, that somehow, broke in half with his 15 foot fall "Give it up pitto there is no way you can fly without the power of flight from a God or goddess" said Pit walking in while stuffing his face with an ice cream cone like every time he's not giving out orders "Shut the fuck up, and stop calling me that" Dark Pit snapped at his counterpart as he dusted himself off Ignoring what Dark just said, Pit just walk out of the room and continued to eat his snack or dinner, or was it breakfast? He didn't really care, as long as he was eating a sweet treat "Well now, Guards clean up this mess will you please" "Yes Palutena" they said getting to work "Now pit-,Pit? Where did he go?" Palutena said looking around for the white angel "Right here Lady Palutena" said Pit now with a hamburger in his mouth "Oh there you are...how did you get that hamburger so fast when the kitchen's on the 25th floor?" said Palutena "Uhhh..." Pit looking for an answer just looked at her "Okaaay,Both of you listen up, I've got to go somewhere on a very important manner ,so you two will be put in charge of the palace while I'm gone" Palutena explained to the two boys "Of course Lady Palutena!" Said Pit kneeling down "Whatever" said Dark crossing his arms and looking away, trying to find an escape route "Good, oh and before I forget ,Pit! No going in the room on the 50th floor this time" "Right,don't worry it won't happen" said Pit looking down embarrassed "Oh...something I missed?" Said Dark giving a Pit a smirk of...(just look at the cover art) "Yes, Pit was turned into a egg-" Started Palutena as she was cut off by Pit, he had his hands "Don't you need to go somewhere?" "Oh yes, well then bye" said Palutena as she pulled out her staff out of nowhere and was gone with a flash "Alright with her out of the way I can eat all I want" said Pit with a grin before running out of the room and heading towards the kitchen, only to get tripped by Dark Pit. A few seconds later there was a noise of pots falling and a cat scream Dark Pit however was curious about the room Palutena was talking about *Dark Pit POV* I headed up the stairs to the room Palutena mentioned, I had a plan to turn Pit into a eggplant just for fun since there's nothing to do here After Finally reaching the fucken 50th floor I was there.The room was pretty big with potions, weapons, clothing and other cool shit that I did not expect Palutena to have Shelves and shelves of shit there was a ton of craploads of weapons and potions and some sort of blue box with words that said "police in a box" , must be from that show that humans watch on their box While looking for the eggplant bomb,there was something caught my eye. It was a silver bow hanging on the wall but it seemed different than mine. This bow had some weird energy flowing out if it. One that I could feel without me touching it The moment it touched it some energy entered me and into my wing and then the familiar purple sparkles appeared Know what it was I quickly got on my feet and jumped into the air and spread my wings out and what felt like an entirety "What the fuck, I'm flying" I said dropping the bow in my hand, but the moment I let go of the bow, my power of flight went out and I fell and landed on a shelf and knocked some potions over and quickly pulled mixing with one another "Oh shit" I said knowing what what was going to happen if Palutena found out about this. Yes Palutena can be scary as fuck when passed off. I learned the hard way, but that's a story for another day The potions started to bubble up and the gases formed in a circle and thus creating a motherfucken portal that pulled anything near it ...so there is a potion to make portals. If I had known then I would had been out of this place centuries ago The silver bow was being sucked into it and soon disappeared "Shit, no I need that " I said before jumping towards the portal and getting sucked in also disappearing into it *Down in the kitchen with Pit* "...!" Pit pulled his head out of the giant ice cream bowl revealing his face to to have chocolate ice cream "I have a weird feeling Pitto is up to something, eh,probably nothing" shaking it off, he continued to eat his ice cream *Many hours later* I woke up feeling dizzy and sore all over ,then I remember something, but as soon as I tried to get up but I passed out as darkness covered my eyesight But before I did, I thought I saw a flying horse,far in the sky passing by not noticing me ...I must be high
Chapter 1View OnlineDark Pit in EquestriaChapter 1Dark Pit POV "Ouch where the hell am I?" I open my eyes and I look around to see I'm in a open field and surround by a few weapons that were brought with me by that portal vortex thing Looking around I saw nothing but grass a few trees. It was dark out. Strange no one around "Well seems I'll need these if there is any hostile creatures around here" I told myself picking up a first blade, a dark bow,and a...cloak? Well if there's any humans then I'll be safe. The humans haven't believed in God's for some time now but a few and they also believed in angels. "Wait where's the silver bow? CRAP! that's my ticket to freedom. This sucks, I'm stuck in who knows where and I'm flightless". I really hated being another version of Pit...I can't fly but with the bow I found. I will fly and leave skyworld. The cloak looked good on me. It was black with gold on the edges matching my scarf and it cover all of my body, it even had a hood...why am I excited about this? So I when ahead to look for a place to stay or steal a few things. There was a small light ahead. Small town it seemed . *somewhere in ponyville* "Well spike the library looks better than ever" said Twilight. "Well yeah, you did make me polish every shelf and book" said Spike who was ready to fall down on his face. The two decided to get some rest since it was one thirty in the morning. While Spike got into his bed and quickly fell fast asleep, Twilight however was finishing reading a book about one of the many mythical creatures: humans. "No wonder Lyra is so fascinated by them and their hands" Twilight thought to herself while closing the book and putting it on a shelf with her magic and getting into bed and falling fast asleep Failing to notice Dark Pit passing by the window. *Back with Dark Pit* After I finally reached the town I saw on one around. Since it was dark out it made sense that there would be nobody around, so I decided to look around and take what I could use Using by mega jump and gliding with my wings. I went on rooftops avoiding any midnight strollers. Yes I had powers. What? You think Pits the only one...give me a break. You've played my level "Well it seems people here are short" While looking around I heard someone talking, so I decided to investigate and I couldn't believe my eyes and ears TALKING COLORED PONIES!! And one had wings so that was a Pegasus and the other one with the horn was a unicorn and the normal ones were...normal? They were talking some nonsense that I didn't care about "What the fuck" First I thought "nope" then I had a idea by assuming their size and the size of the door this place must be crawling with them and swarms of them in the sky "Time to cause some trouble" I said cracking my fingers with a smirk Putting my hood on. Covering my hair and eyes, so only showing my face I pulled out my dark bow and jumped off the roof landing a good Six feet away from the group of ponies "Well so then I-" the pony was cut off by the sound of me landing They couldn't see me thanks to shadows of the buildings "What in the name of Celestia is that!!!" The pony yelled in horror with the other four behind her "Hey" I pulled out my bow and pulled the arrow ,as any other bow I held, and released it. It landed near the pony scaring it. It fled, along with the other ones...screaming. I laughed at them running...or flying...fuck them Then I mega jumped back on the roof. Looking around I saw a castle on the side of a mountain wondering how they build that "Well that seems like a good place to go. Wonder if my bow ended up there?" The place I landed couldn't be the only place the portal opened up. From what I could remember there was more stuff that got caught by the portal Hearing the screams of the ponies behind me. I smiled "Well it seems this won't be so bad after all" saying to myself walking away from the small village
Chapter 3View OnlineDark Pit in EquestriaChapter 3"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!" *BOOOM* *ZAP* *CRASH* "Come on this is my only tunic!" Okay, you're probably wondering what's happening to me right now ,and to make this clear let's go back 20 hours ago. "THERE YOU ARE!!!" "FUCK!" *20 hours earlier* "Hades, this castle is far as fuck" The Mountain didn't get bigger at all but stayed the same size when I was back at the village. "There's got to be a faster way to get that castle" and to my luck I saw train tracks near where I was. Look towards the direction it was going it, which was conveniently to the castle, so was best to follow it. *that morning* A rumor was going around in ponyville, of a black hooded beast that was tall and stood on two legs that attacked a group of ponies by firing dark arrows at them late at night when that were taking midnight walk under the moon. Everypony was in front of twilight's house panicking about this two legged creature. "SPIKE! Can't you keep them away!!! " Twilight was scream at top of her lungs to catch the baby dragon's attention who had ear plugs. "What? Oh!" Spike took off the plugs and ran outside and tried to keep everyone calm by saying Twilight was on it trying to find out what the creature was. "Spppppiiiiiikkkkkkkee!!!!" "What?" Said Spike walking back in. "Now they'll be at my door waiting for an answer. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT THIS CREATURE IS!?!?!?" "Uggghhh...books at Celestia's castle fitting the description?" "...why didn't I think of that?" Said Twilight hoofpalming herself . "Okay, time to teleport?" Asked Spike only to be levitated onto her back "Yes" *poof*(or whatever the sound is) *Back with Dark Pit* So after following the fucken track I ended up the border of a fancy town. So hiding on top of a roof was my best option. Almost every single pony was a British or English...they all were drinking tea...and had that accents!!! "So...what to do?...! Time to practice my archery" and with that I took out my dark bow which somehow had a 50+ range, longer than other bows. Pulling the arrow out of thin air, because logic, I aimed at the pony's tea cup ,I smirked. This was going to be good. 3rd person POV "So did you hear the rumor from ponyville of that two legged beast?" "Oh what about that strange bow that appeared at the castel?" "Wait...what?" Without Dark noticing he let go of the arrow and went flying towards the ponies. ...then everypony started screaming and ran in every direction possible because of just one tea cup being broken...or the "some object that we don't know tried to kill me so run without knowing where it came from" cliché "MY TEA CUP!!!!" "...yup definitely English" said Dark Pit *with Twilight* In the hall of Celestia's castle was a quick purple flash. "Okay we're here, now let's get to those books!" Twilight galloped towards the library as fast as her legs could. Now she would have made it to the library if she hadn't crashed into Princess Celestia, the impact knocked Celestia's crown off her head and landed on Twilight. "Oh my! Twilight, I was about to sent you a letter to tell you to come here immediately" said Celestia "Sorry Princess, I just came to searching for a book that fits the description of a tall two legged creature that is hooded and has a weapon that fires dark magic arrows" Explained while both of them getting up from the floor. "Oh dear, dark magic arrows you say?" "Yes, but why did you need me to come here?" Asked Twilight. "I will, but first I need my crown back" Celestia said with a smile "Now follow me" *with Dark Pit* Well this has been fun. For the last 15 minutes I've been entertained by these pony running around causing an uproar, somehow somepony knocked over a few candles which cause them to fall on a wagon of hay, lit it on fire, burn a tree, burned another, and caught a house and a few other ones before being put out by fireponys "Well that was really interesting, didn't mean to do that. Now to find my bow" I walked away from the chaos behind me and passed by two ponies, a old tall blue one with a hat on and a old short red one talking to each other "Hey did you know that ponies keep on saying that we're crazy?" The pony blue one said while making his hooves a on square movement "Don't pay attention to them, by the way did you receive the message the doctor wanted me to have?" "Yes" "Oh, thank you!" "Your welcome" "What was the message?" The red one asked "I have bad news and horrible news" said the blue one with a sad face "Oh horrible?" "Yes" "Give me the bad news" asked the red one "that you have one year to live" responded the blue one. "One year... and the horrible one?" "That he forgot to tell you this news a year ago". Okay I've listen enough of this conversation. I've got to get my bow back and that castle seems like the place to check out.
