Lend me your wings

We were cuddling for a good fifteen minutes now.

Dash was on my lap, rubbing her muzzle and burrowing her face on my chest or in my neck from time to time while I was running my fingers through her mane or her wings.

"It's so peaceful..." She nodded silently.

"Well, it's been several days now, I guess I should try to figure something about a place to stay. I can't live here for ages." I tried to move but she tightened her embrace.

"Can't it wait a bit more? And I have plans for later." I raised an eyebrow quizzically; trying to look at her but her face was still sunk in my chest.

"Plans? You're going somewhere?"

She giggled.

"No, WE have plans."

"Oh, we have plans... And how about you try to ask nicely before making plans for the both of us?" I grinned, still trying to see her eyes.

She lifted her head and grinned too, daring me to keep up with hers.

"Ask nicely? How about that..." She wrapped her right hoof around my neck and softly stroked my hairs.

She pushed my chin with her muzzle, forcing me to look upside and started to plant light kisses around my neck.

How does she even know about this type of things?!

"O-Okay, I get it! I give up!" She didn't stop.

Even if my mind was yelling at me to make her stop, I couldn't find enough strength to move any of my limbs.

"P-Plea-mmh." I moaned.

Her kisses intensified, leaving small moist trails around my neck.

Her left hoof started to slid down my right arm and reached my hand.

I wrapped my fingers around it and sighed softly.

She's so warm...

I need to keep her mouth occupied.

"S-So, why did you transform into an human? Back on earth, I mean, my world?" She looked at me, confused.

"Twilight said something about shifting on an existential level or something like that. Why the thought, all of a sudden?"

Good, no more kisses.

Or bad.

Oh, fuck you brain.

"I-I was just wondering why you transformed into a human when you came in my world but it didn't work the same for me when coming here. Without Twilight's intervention, that is."

She placed her left hoof under her chin and started to think about it.

"I'm not sure but, Twilight said that it's the Princess herself who made the portal that took them there. I didn't know she could do something like that but, well."

"And when we came back here, she just transformed back into a pegasus."

So, that's why they didn't transform into naked women back there.

Celestia...

"She seems really powerful... Is she like a god or something to you?"

"Yeah, she's the goddess of the sun! She raises the sun every day and she's the ruler of the whole kingdom."

"I guess I'll have to thank her in person." She nodded but was starring complacently at my forehead.

"W-What?"

"Are you... Going to keep that horn?" I blinked and chuckled.

"Oh! I hope not. Twilight said she'll find a way to take it off as soon as possible."

"Guh, I'm sure I look really stupid with this thing."

"Let's say that it doesn't really... Fit your style." She gently poked it with her hoof.

"Huh?!" That feeling again...

Just like if she touched a sensitive zone.

A really sensitive one...

She looked at me, troubled by my reaction and gasped.

"Oh... No way, was that true?!" She grinned, seeming amused by something.

She grabbed it this time.

Oh my.

"D-Don't do that..." I'm feeling dizzy.

"Do what...?" She was still grinning and was slowly rubbing her hoof against it.

I grabbed her hoof and pushed it away.

"T-That!"

"Y-You know something! What was that?! Why was I feeling..."

Her grin widened again.

"Aroused?"

I blinked at her answer.

I couldn't find the right feeling but...

Now that she said it, that's definitely arousal.

"I always thought it was an old filly tale, but it seems that it's true after all..."

"What?! You mean that my horn acts like an erogenous zone?"

My neck is actually really sensitive, but this horn...

"That's just ridiculous..." I chuckled nervously.

And so cliché.

"Ridiculous? Why?" She placed her hooves on my shoulders and shifted her weight forward, putting me down.

She sat on me and placed her head an inch away from mine.

"Your flushed cheeks doesn't look ridiculous to me..." She placed her lips on mine and backed away immediately, leaving my mouth avid for more.

She chuckled again.

"You really like my kisses, don't you?" I looked away, embarrassed by the situation, but ended by slowly nodding.

She's grinning so much...

I guess she's having tons of fun right now.

She delicately wrapped her hoof around my neck, once again, and started to softly stroke my hairs.

"You're not even trying to resist anymore..." Her voice is so sweet.

I can't look at her when she's like that...

I hid my eyes from hers using my forearm.

She giggled.

"Come on! Look at me..." She nuzzled my cheek with her muzzle.

"Oh! I know, I just have to ask nicely, right?" She started the light kisses on my neck again.

"O-Okay, okay." I moved my forearm away and turned my head towards her.

"T-There, I'm looking at you. J-Just stop the kisses on the neck..." I just can't think of anything when looking in her eyes.

She looked a bit disappointed.

"What now? You don't like them?" Neither my breath, nor my heartbeats were in my control anymore.

"I-" The sound of an opening door interrupted me.

"I'm back!" Twilight's voice resonated in my head.

She sticked her head out of the doorway, checking for us.

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything..."

Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"I guess I was, I'm sorry about that." She said, blushing a bit while looking at Dash.

"W-What? We were just talking and ehm..." Dash flew off of me and landed a few feet away.

Dash isn't that great a liar either.

"Reading books! It's a library after all..." I had the time to grab a random book from a shelf nearby.

But the thrill from earlier wasn't doing any good to my acting.

"Oh? And what do you think about that book then, Max? Do you have some interest in fashion?" I blinked and looked at the cover of the book.

'The art of the dress: Vol III'

I facepalmed.

"I-euh..." I looked away and chuckled.

"And you, Rainbow Dash, standing there on the ground without doing anything? Isn't it a bit out of character?" Twilight grinned.

We're so busted...

"Anyway, Zecora just gave me more or her healing potions. Given that my entire stock ran out, thanks to you." She looked at me.

"Aha... I'm sorry."

She smiled.

"Don't worry about that. But be more careful next time, there's a limit to the healing these potions can bring. The Everfree is a really dangerous place, so I'll ask you to be more careful in the future."

"I didn't think that chickens teeth were so sharp! And it was an emergency..." Now that I think about it, my wound isn't even visible anymore... I'll have to thanks Zecora too.

"And how's the little one doing?"

“Scootaloo's fine, don't worry. It takes more than a big chicken to faze a Crusader. She’s almost braver than any mare I know." Dash remarked.

Twilight was putting the potions in their respective places.

"She seemed more scared of my scolding than the creature, I'm not sure if that's a good thing though." She snickered.

"Anyway Rainbow, it's nearly time, you two should go ahead, I have some things to attend to and I'll join you later." Twilight seemed troubled about something.

Go where?

"Have you two seen Spike around? I haven't seen him since yesterday..."

"Bah, he’s probably with Rarity or with the CmCs." Dash said shrugging at her friend.

Twilight nodded silently.

She nudged me to attract my attention and grabbed my hand, pulling me towards the exit.

"You heard Twilight? We're going to walk a bit."

"See ya Twi'!" Dash opened the door and stepped outside.

I waved goodbye to Twilight and followed Dash.

She trotted silently by my side for several minutes

We haven't even seen anypony on our way to....

The Sugarcube Corner! Oh my gosh! It really looks edible!

"What's this place? Was that 'our plan'?"

"Well, kinda." We stopped right in front of the door.

She nudged me.

I turned to look down only to be met by a kiss.

She grinned and pushed me through the door.

It was pitch black, absolutely no sound apart from my heartbeats.

Dash prodded me forward until the door closed violently, causing a big *SLAM*

I knew what was happening of course.

Sugarcube corner means Pinkie Pie.

And Pinkie Pie means...

I jolted and the light snapped on.

"SURPRISE!" There were tons of ponies all cheering and waving around me.

I couldn't remember all of their names, there were so many!

The entire mane six and the more important background ponies were here as well.

Oh my gosh!

Derpy was flying with a cupcake in her right hoof. Upside down.

And Lyra was jumping up out of the crowd.

Ohhh Lyra!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" A pink pony jumped out of the crowd slamming into me.

"Pinkie! It's not his birthday! It's a welcome party!" Dash said while chuckling as I thrashed about on the floor beneath the bubbly pink earth pony.

"Ow? Silly me! I'll need to make a new cake then!" She giggled bouncing up off me.

I stood up dusting myself off. Damn, Pinkie Pie... She's like the BEST PONY EVER! She's always giggling and smiling and she always does her best to make everyone happy! She's so... GUH!

"Anyway, it’s true that I’ve never seen you before! Well, I did but you were all sleepy! What is your name?? Oh, right! It's Max! I had to write it on your birthday cake!" She giggled again.

I wasn't really surprised about the party itself, but more about the number of ponies gathered for me.

"It's true that you're big! And funny! You don't have a coat of fur or feathers! Is that why you're wearing clothes?? I mean, of course! If not you would freeze all the time!" She was bouncing in front of me and was looking at me up and down.

"Are you going to live in Ponyville? Was it a fun place where you were living before? I say that because I'm from a rock farm, and it really-really-really wasn't fun at all! But now I have many friends and they're super-duper fun! I-" Dash put her right hoof in her friend's mouth to hush her.

"Just introduce yourself and ask him ONE question at a time Pinkie!" Dash was smiling but Pinkie seemed a bit annoyed.

She still nodded and Dash removed her hoof.

She warmly smiled at me.

"I am Pinkie Pie! But you can call me Pinkie! All my friends call me Pinkie, and you're my friend now, right?" She was bouncing again.

"Yes! Of course! It's a pleasure to meet you Pinkie! Call me Max. And thank you again for that awesome party! I was really surprised!" A lie like that can't hurt anypony, right?

"Well! Duh! Of course you were! It wouldn’t be a surprise party if you were not surprised!" She giggled again.

GUHHH, MY HEART.

Too much giggles.

Rarity and Fluttershy approached us.

Rarity was smiling but Fluttershy was still a bit... shy?

"I'm glad to see you again, Max." Her eyes lowered a bit and she gasped when she looked at my shirt.

I looked down and saw it to be torn and cut in several different places and there was some dried blood on the lower parts of the sleeves of my pant. My fight with the cockatrice was still fresh after all.

"It seems I’ll have to make your clothes a tad more durable..." She raised an eyebrow at me and I blushed.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I had an unexpected meeting..." I rubbed my neck.

"Don't worry, everypony knows what happened. Rainbow told us everything." She smiled warmly at me.

"I-I don't know what to say... I never thought so many ponies would greet me."

Now that I take a look at everypony, they don’t seem as scared as I imagined them to be.

I've still heard some gasps and all but they're just looking at me weirdly...

But they're not scared anymore, at least.

Fluttershy was a bit intimidated by the blood covering my shoes.

I smiled at her, trying to reassure her.

"Everypony was a bit scared at first, but when Rarity and I explained them that you saved Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash, and that you were really kind, they all accepted to come..."

"Oh, thank you. Actually, I was a bit worried about how the ponies from here would accept me but, thanks to you, this will be far easier for me." She smiled back.

If humans were half as kind as ponies, earth would be a living utopia.

Three little fillies started to approach me from behind Fluttershy.

It was the CmCs.

Scootaloo jumped forward, looking up at me and rubbing her neck a bit.

"T-Thank you about yesterday... And sorry about the kick and all... I thought you were another monster and-"

"Don't worry about that. I'm really happy to see you're fine." Scootaloo is like, the cutest filly of the whole universe.

I was having a hard time controlling my longing to catch her and hug her as hard as I could.

"Yeah! Thanks for saving our friend!" Applebloom's voice rose from behind Scootaloo.

Sweetie Belle was having a hard time looking at me.

Dash appeared.

"I hope this lesson will get through that head of yours!" She said, looking at Scootaloo.

"Yeah, we won't go into the Everfree again. I promise."

We all talked with each other for two or three hours.

Dash and the CmCs begged me to tell them the details about the fight.

Rarity questioned me about the fashion in my world.

And Fluttershy and I talked about animals. I really love animals...

I miss my dog a bit already.

The music stopped and we all saw Pinkie Pie standing up on a table.

Vinyl stood up and got behind a deck. Pinkie turned back to face Vinyl and nodded her.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"

The music kicked in, harder than before.

"Oh no! She's drunk again..." Dash said, facehoofing.

Everypony giggled.

Author's note: Edited by FlyLikeAPegasi :)

A great thank to him!

Reworked on 04/11

Author’s note²: GUUUUUUH

DAWW AGAIN!

And added the whole erogenous horn.

Why? Coz it’s fun. And this’ll be even funnier later.

Strangely, I nearly didn’t rewrite anything about Pinkie’s sentences.

I guess I was seeing her the exact same way I’m seeing her now.

As a party animal :D

Next chapter; moar drunk pones and some hard cider.