
A Game of Kings and Pretty Pony Princesses
From far-off lands, the Mouse King and his knights infest the Everfree Forest and terrorize Ponyville. Twilight and company try to deal with them peacefully, and they don’t seem to be evil, even though they fight, steal, curse, and have no respect for public property.
They also keep whispering about “a game." Could this game spell trouble for the ponies?
Follow Hauteclaire, the Mouse King's bard and punching bag, as he puts up with his bizarre, sadistic, and diminutive King; Porthos, a drunk the size of a carriage; Marcus, his know-it-all and hack poet brother; Godiva, a violent pony-fanatic; and Knebryter, a pony head on a stick. Not to mention the nosy ponies, friendship, bad jokes, decapitation and pretty much everything else that pisses him off.
Mystery, Action, and "What in Equestria" moments await.
Story and art by Lost Marbles
Edited by the amazing AlicornPriest
Pre-readers:
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Special thanks goes to:
YOU, the reader, for taking the time to read, comment, critique, and (I hope) enjoy my work. I'm always happy to hear what you think.
Daemon of Decay for proof-reading.
Abcron for editing and proof-reading.
TheWraithWriter for pre-reading
Ravencrofte for his advice/inspiration.
enti0 for their review
HapHazred for their review
The Dapper Guy for their review
Winter_Solstice for their review.
TheBandBrony for looking at the story.
Pusspuss for art advice.
The prereaders at Equestria Daily



27 Chapters:
- Ch. 1 - A King, a Knight, and a Bard Walk Into Ponyville (Rewrite) 2015-08-11 22:12:23 UTC6956
- Ch. 2 - Hooked on Ponies 2015-01-17 23:24:09 UTC6859
- Ch. 3 - One Mouse, Two Mouse, White Mouse, Blue Alicorn 2015-01-25 20:24:23 UTC4273
- Ch. 4 - Meet the Ponies 2015-01-28 16:13:01 UTC2721
- Ch. 5 - Welcome to Ponyville! We Got Fun 'n' Games! 2015-02-01 16:35:40 UTC6279
- Ch. 6 - Marcus vs Hauteclaire! Place Your Bets! 2015-02-17 11:45:36 UTC6854
- Ch. 7 - How to Serve Your Dragon 2015-02-28 01:53:02 UTC5068
- Ch. 8 - Things That Go BONK in the Night 2015-03-09 22:13:50 UTC6194
- Ch. 9 - School of Hard BONKS 2015-04-04 22:39:31 UTC8243
- Ch. 10 - Hauteclaire and Lyra, Drinking Pop and Tea, T-A-L-K-I-N-G 2015-04-06 03:06:32 UTC7137
- Ch. 11 - Can You Smell What The Marcus is Cooking? 2015-05-08 19:45:37 UTC9148
- Ch. 12 - A Tale of Two Brothers 2015-05-21 20:06:15 UTC7931
- Ch. 13 - Fools of the Round Table 2015-08-11 23:42:33 UTC8176
- Ch. 14 - Twilight Sparkle, We'd Love To Have You For Dinner 2015-10-12 18:36:49 UTC8713
- Ch. 15 - Porthos vs Hauteclaire! The Battle in the Capital! 2015-10-12 20:44:21 UTC8018
- Ch. 16 - Porthos (and the Unexpected Lesson in Friendship) 2015-11-25 02:22:28 UTC9921
- Ch. 17 - Let the Good Heads Roll 2015-12-15 20:56:10 UTC10423
- APRIL FOOLS! - Screw With Your Plot And You'll Walk Funny In The Morning [Don't Download! Read Online!] 2015-04-01 10:24:16 UTC3029
- Bonus - Promotional Comic 1 2015-03-04 21:52:07 UTC72
- Bonus - April Fools Promotional Comic 2015-04-01 20:10:15 UTC76
- Bonus - Promotional Comic 2 2015-04-25 20:23:42 UTC45
- Bonus - Emplumeus Recipe (Medieval French Apple delicacy) 2015-05-05 23:24:08 UTC88
- Bonus - 50 Reasons Promotion 2015-05-12 17:59:09 UTC116
- Ye Olde Prologue: Voices Over Everfree (Revised 2-23-2015) 2014-12-30 16:53:18 UTC3221
- Ye Olde Ch. 1 - A King, a Knight, and a Bard Walk into Ponyville... 2015-01-11 13:40:14 UTC4606
- Peanut Gallery - A Song and Images 2015-12-17 00:17:11 UTC372
- Bonus - The Rejected Tale of Yellow Belly and Green Mile 2016-04-05 01:10:35 UTC6210