Liberty Prime Invades- I Mean, Saves Equestria

Liberty Prime Invades- I mean, Saves Equestria

Part Five, Liberation!

God was surrounded by all of the different gods from every single existing religion, even those from alternate universes, and Morgan Freeman. Nearby, he spotted the gods from the Elder Scrolls and several other parallel dimensions created by men that did nothing but to sit behind their desks and write stupid stuff like, say, fanfiction about ponies or something.

Everyone was watching the 100 inch 4D TV, which in turn displayed the point of view of a tall war machine that was holding a pony in one of its hands. This war machine’s point of view, as well as all of the events that were currently happening (Including God’s party), were currently being written by some asshole with a keyboard, and God was completely aware of that, which only made him even more angry.

“Stop writing about me and get to the good stuff you little shit,” said God.

Fine....

Liberty prime was currently walking up the path along the mountain, which he assumed to be the one path that lead to the city built into the mountain. In his right hand was Applejack, who had fallen asleep and was now leaving a trail of saliva down his fingers. He realized that the saliva would make his fingers rusty, so he quickly shook his hand to try and wake up the pony.

“JUSTICE NEVER SLEEPS!”

“AHH!” Applejack screamed and squirmed. “Why’d you do that for!?”

“YOUR SALIVA WILL MAKE MY FINGERS RUSTY!”

Applejack looked at Liberty’s fingers, more specifically, at the trail of saliva she had left. “Oh...”

“WE ARE NEARING THE COMMUNIST CASTLE! PREPARING TO INITIATE DIRECTIVE ZETA, ZERO, NINER! SPREAD DEMOCRACY!”

“And what in the hay is a ‘democracy’?” Applejack asked.

“YOU WILL SEE, JUSTICE! SOON ENOUGH!”

Once Liberty Prime finished walking up the mountain, he noticed that the city was surrounded by large walls, a ditch with water and alligators in it, and a wooden bridge that was currently raised and blocking the only way into the city.

He decided he would make a door instead.

Brass Dent was a happy pony; not only had he just been accepted into the Royal Guard, he was also given a house for his wife and daughter to live in. The paycheck was good, and all he had to was to walk around Canterlot’s streets and look cool. There was pretty much nothing else to do, since the crime rates were basically non-existent in all of Equestria.

He was walking near the gates to the city when he heard a loud , echoing voice from behind the wooden bridge that would usually be dropped down for other ponies to walk into the city. He also noticed that the guards who were in charge of lowering the bridge were galloping away from their posts. He guessed they just needed to use the bathroom.

The voice got louder as whatever it belonged to got closer to the city.

“MISSION: THE DESTRUCTION OF ANY AND ALL EQUINE COMMUNISTS! COMMUNISM WILL NEVER TRIUMPH OVER LIBERTY, JUSTICE, AND DEMOCRACY!”

Loud thumps could be heard now as whatever was behind the bridge kept walking. Brass Dent remained standing still, unsure as to what to do. The manual of the Royal Guard never mentioned what to do in this case.

“OBSTRUCTION DETECTED! COMPOSITION: WOODEN PLANKS SUPPLEMENTED BY IRON SCREWS! PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDERANCE... ZERO PERCENT!”

“Wha-” Brass Dent was cut off as the bridge exploded with a bright and extremely loud explosion that left a mushroom cloud made of fire, making way for an enormous machine to simply step over the small river that surrounded the city and walk into Canterlot.

Brass Dent was too shocked to notice that the explosion had sent the bridge flying towards him. The last thing he saw was the wooden bridge hit him square in the face and encrusting him into a wall.

Liberty Prime walked into Canterlot, Applejack in hand. Every single pony was either running away from him or hiding inside buildings, but that didn’t matter, he had a castle to siege.

“Why did’ya do that for!? You could’ve hurt somepony!” Applejack exclaimed, looking at the destruction left by the nuke thrown by Liberty.

“COMMUNISTS HAVE NO RIGHTS! DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH, COMMUNISM IS DEATH!”

He kept walking towards the castle, meeting absolutely no resistance whatsoever.

“TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED EQUINE VICTORY, IMPOSSIBLE! EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED!”

Celestia was enjoying her chocolate bath. She casually licked her forelegs, enjoying the taste. The floor on her bathroom was littered with empty dishes that used to have slices of cake on them, and her stomach was rather large.

The Princess looked out the window in order to enjoy the view the had of the cityscape. She sighed contently, and then noticed that something was wrong. She saw ponies running in every direction, away from a huge bipedal machine that was heading towards the castle and holding a pony in its hand.

“THE PRINCESSES WILL FAIL, EQUESTRIA WILL FALL!”

“Uh-oh....” She got up and ran out of the bathroom, still completely covered in chocolate. She only managed to gallop for a few seconds before the chocolate froze. She fell to the side like a statue.

“Hmph!” She ate the chocolate that covered her mouth, allowing her to breathe. She tried to move, but it was all wasted effort. She realized, that to save Equestria, she would have to eat her way out of her chocolate prison.