Liberty Prime Invades- I Mean, Saves Equestria

Liberty Prime Invades- I mean, Saves Equestria

Part Six, Stereotypes And Fruits!

God was sitting in his large, amazingly overused red couch, surrounded by empty cans of beer and staring at the large four-dimensional TV that the writer is incapable of describing, because the poor idiot is only capable of thinking in three dimensions. (I know, right? Deplorable)

With a soft “Poof” sound, a large mixture of a human and a banana appeared next to him. God looked at this strange creature, recognizing it as the god of one of the many parallel dimensions that his shithole of a world had.

“Hey God!” said the Banana God, waving one of his yellow hands at God. He then sat down next to him. “What are we watching today?”

“Some killer robot destroying the most peaceful dimension I could find.”

“Oh, that’s cool.” said Banana.

“N***a n***a n***a n***a n***a n***a n***a, I’m one hundred percent n***a-” God’s I-God began to play a loud, incredibly and stupidly stereotypical song. He reached into his beard and brought the phone out, then placed it next to his ear.

“Yo... Fuck ‘em, and maybe give one of them cancer so they stop their muthafuckin’ prayers, I hate those things... Yeah?... Justin Bieber? By a car accident? Hell no, too many people hate him, and that’s hilarious. Okay, bye... What? Oh you son of a bitch! I specifically told you not to let anyone die today, specially suicides! You know what, send him here.”

God stuffed his phone back into his beard. With another *Poof*, a lanky teenager with emo hair, several piercings, eye liner and wearing a t-shirt that said “Brony” appeared in front of him. God stood up and slapped him in the face.

“Ow!”

“You idiot, why did you throw yourself off of that building?”

The teenager looked around, utterly scared, confused, and not sure whether or not her should be happy or sad. A silhouette of a hand was left on his face from the slap that God gave him.

“I-... I mean, I had no friends a-and nobody loved me and I thought that maybe if I died I would go to Equestria and-”

At that point, God stopped listening to the rest of the teenager’s ramblings. A wide smile spread across his face while he looked down at the scared emo kid. “Equestria, you say?”

“Ye-yes...”

God snapped his fingers, and the teenager disappeared with another poof.

Prince Blueblood was standing in the palace’s main hall, drinking a glass of Equestria’s finest wine while surrounded by several high-class ponies, just like him. He scanned the area, putting on his sexiest face. Several mares winked at him, stroking his ego. He smiled back at them, making them blush.

Abruptly, all of the conversations stopped, and everypony began to back away from the center of the hall, where a strange, hideous bipedal creature with a horrible sense of fashion was standing.

The creature sqeed in deligt, “I’m in Equestria! *Squee* I’m so gonna ship myself with Fluttershy!”

A loud thumping sound could be heard from outside, and everypony began to back away from the door, leaving the creature in the center while it continued talking to itself.

“And then I’ll be the hero of Equestria, just like in my fanfic!”

“OBSTRUCTION DETECTED! COMPISITION: IRON ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY GOLD HIGHLIGHTS! EQUINE BLOCKADE ATTEMPT: FUTILE!”

“N-No... I can’t be... I’m in Liberty Prime invades- I mean, Saves Equestria!”

The door exploded and was sent flying into the castle. The creature’s last words were “Oh fuck me-” before it was crushed by the door.

It only took a couple seconds for Blueblood to soil himself.

Luna raced through the palace’s hallways towards Celestia’s room. She opened the door that lead to said room and was surprised to find Celestia with her lower half covered in hard chocolate, while squirming and trying to reach with her mouth in order to eat it.

“Celestia! What-”

“Hnng... Help...!”

Luna walked over to her and dropped to her knees. She then gave Celestia a sad look, “Do I...”

“Yes, I’m afraid that you have to...”

Luna gulped, looking at her sister’s lower half. She had to do this, for the safety of her country. She drew in a deep breath.

“FOR EQUESTRIA!” she yelled, and then began to eat her sister out.

Out of her chocolate prison, you dirty fool.