Liberty Prime Invades- I Mean, Saves Equestria

Liberty Prime Invades- I Mean Saves Equestria

Part Nine: Liberation And Invasion!

Jesus sat alone in his sofa amidst a pack of clouds, watching the five-dimensional TV he owned. Suddenly and with a *POP* sound, his father appeared next to him. “What’re we watching today?” God said as he launched himself onto the couch, prompting the recoil of the cushions to launch Jesus into the heavens all the while he screamed like the hippie he is.

God grabbed a hold of the remote, switching channels. “Porn, porn, porn... interracial!? Ugh, damn those pesky asians. Anyways, porn, porn… Pony porn!” He sat upright and smiled like a little girl. “Shining Armor and Cadenza OTP!”

Shining Armor dispossessed of his sweat-laden armor, tossing it everywhere around his regal room while he gived his wife a sultry look, which she returned happily. Candence was covering her body with a towel on the other side of the room.

“Talk to me like a gangsta, shining!”

The mood went to hell.

“What.” He spurt out, scratching the back of his head. “Uh… Yo pink bitch…” Cadence moaned in ecstasy. “Gimme yo lil’ ass…!”

And then Cadence let the towel drop.

Shining’s eyes widened at the sight of… nothing. “Huh… I could’ve sworn you had-” was all he could say before being tackled by her and pinned down on the floor. The white stallion looked down at his crotch to see nothing. “Where the hell!?”

“I’m going to make sweet kissing to you!”

“No seriously, where did my dick go!?”

Just as they were going to embrace in sweet pony kissing, the author decided he was getting too close to a line he didn’t want to cross, and as such, the door to the two loverbirds’ chambers exploded open in a very convenient manner.

“Your highnesses!” the guard standing on the doorway yelled out. “I’m sorry to interrupt your special moment, but there’s a huge bipedal machine-... Wait.” He pointed at Shining Armor. “Where did your dick go, Sir?”

“I don’t know!”

“Anyways!” the guard blurted out. “It’s getting closer and-”

Silence.

“I said… “ The guard proceeded to repeat himself. “It’s getting closer…!”

“What the fuck are you waiting for!?” Cadence shouted. “Go there and defend the kingdom while we do our stuff!”

“But I don’t even have a-!”

The guard proceeded to step back onto the doorway, looking behind himself and yelling, “You’re supposed to kill me now for added comedic effect!”

“ACKNOWLEDGED!”

A flash of light and a distant explosion, before the guard was consumed in fire a la DBZ. “I’m finally freeeeeeeeeeee……!”

After a moment of silence and staring at the smoldering bones of a pony who had been brutally murdered, Shining muttered, “What the fuck is going on…” Before a massive, metallic fist uppercutted through the floor, followed by the head of King Liberty Prime bursting out through the floor in an entirely different spot.

“DEMOCRACY!”

“It’s here! It’s now!” the announcer said as they went onto a commercial break. “Liberty Prime is back! Only on the BUH!”

God squealed like a pussy. “I can’t wait for the humans to make porn of this!”