Ray's Letters

I am the new owner of this book. You can call me Ray Lastnameless. I know about those on the other end because I saw a movie about it recently. Yes, the supernatural happens outside of just CHS. I saw a gun pointed at a giant pepper shaker the other day. Wait, do you guys even have pepper shakers? If so, please tell me. Anyway, a teenage wizard of sorts lives in my kitchen. She was the one who gave me this book. My brother let out the secret and told me that the book was "borrowed". He then proceeded to tell me that I should stop watching post-movie. What he meant by that, the world might never know. Meanwhile, the wizard has practically re-arranged my kitchen to the point where it no longer resembles a kitchen. By the way, did I mention I have a TV that tunes on the channels of alternate worlds? I checked it out, and at the time, the blue one was drunk on cider, the Chris one was contemplating suicide, the rule 63 Voldemort was using my waste of money known as ShamWow, the jack one was implying something I will not name, the pie one was celebrating 30 million subscribers, and the other one was doing what the other one does. In your world, do paragraphs exist? If so, there is no such thing in my world. Either that, or I don't care. Am I coming off as unlikable? Please answer all of my questions (if you have time, of course). Now leave me alone, I'm going to prepare for a big project.

-Ray Lastnameless