I've seen some shit days. Granted, I've had relatively few ups and downs in my 'young' life, but goddamn if this doesn't rank up there on my list of shit days. Everything was perfect! The bodysuit arrived exactly as I had ordered, down to the real!feathered wings! Rainbow Dash's lithe form, in all its glory, would be mine, and soon, the contest at the local PoneCon would have one more memorable winner!

Everything changed, though, when my bodysuit reacted. I was flung - torn from my dimension - into a brighter, more open environment, one that rendered me motionless -

- Until I realized I wasn't breathing at all. I've become my outfit, down to the last stretchy, squeaky fiber, and now I'm stuck in Equestria.

Joy.