My Little Brony: Stuck in equestria

My Little Brony: Stuck in Equestria `

By King88965 (Duh)

Chapter 1: What are YOU doing here?

  "What is it Applejack?" Pinkie Pie asked "Is it a party? Or a cupcake? Or... or."

  "Erm, no sugarcube, 'ah have no idea what it is only that its sleepin' on mah throne and holding something in its, what SHOULD be hooves." replied Applejack. "Wait quiet girls, ah think its waking up." Charlie slowly opened his eyes, his vision still blurry, he closed his eyes for a few seconds, after opening them again his vision had regained focus, he looked up to see six ponies staring down at him. Wait... PONIES? A short, sharp scream escaped from his mouth. He backed up against the wall of the throne.

  "Right, so what are YOU doing here? HUMAN!" Twilight sparkle asked, clearly irritated at something, possibly the unexpected visitor that was sleeping on Apple Jacks throne, or maybe it was the fact that Pinkie Pie was somehow breaking two laws of physics at the same time.

  "Wait that's what YOU looked like Twilight? I mean I know you said it was weird, but that's just plain disgusting." said Rainbow Dash

  "Sorry." replied Charlie, slightly scared of the rainbow pony. "Please don't hurt me Twilight!"

  "Hurt, no. Ask, yes." Said Princess Twilight Sparkle

  "Uhm tw- Twilight? Please calm down, you're scaring the animals." Fluttershy whispered. Sure enough, the animals were frantically running around the throne room.

  "Thank you Fluttersh-"

  "SHUT UP HUMAN, HOW DO YOU KNOW OUR NAMES, HUH? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?"

  'Oh god.' Charlie thought to himself. 'how do I explain that? Wait...' "Well princess SHE," pointing at Applejack, "Is named Applejack as stated by Pinkie Pie just over there, so names appear to be based on appearances, for example Applejack over here has three apples on her flank and jack, well meh just... meh, SHE." Pointing at Pinkie Pie, "Is called Pinkie Pie because she's pink and completely ridiculous, Fluttershy is called Fluttershy as she has three butterflies on her flank butterflies flutter, furthermore she is extremely shy, hence the whispering, Rainbow Dash Is HER name as she has a rainbow coloured mane and the rainbow lightning on her flank, Lightning is extremely fast, your average lightning bolt moving at around 3,700 miles per second, another word for sprint is dash, as in a mad dash  for the finish line. Rarity is her name as she has diamonds on her flank, which are valuable due to their extreme RARITY. And you." He whispered, still sitting on the crystal throne of apples "are Twilight Sparkle, you have sparkly stars on your flank, stars, apart from the sun, are only seen at night. The most well known time of night is twilight, another word for midnight, Twilight plus sparkly equals Twilight Sparkle." Panting, Charlie looked around the room at the gaping ponies. "Did I do something wrong?" He asked

"Erm, no it's just... we never really thought about that before, I mean... all our names are all based on our appearances, even our cutie marks! And we weren't born with those!" Spike strolled into the room.

  "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! HAIRLESS DIAMOND DOG ATTACK! HAIRLESS DIAMOND DOG ATTACK! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP" he screamed and ran out of the castle. Charlie stared at the now open door, eyes wide, the sound of spike screaming something about beating it with a stick still audible.

  "That's... not going to be a problem, is it?" Charlie asked.

  "Not if we get you back quickly it won't." Twilight stated happily. Charlie just sighed.

  "What?" She asked.

  "You just basically said it can't get any worse, I highly expect whatever you're going to use in't going to work now." he replied. "Not that I mind, this place looks nice enough."

  "I'm going to prove you wrong!" She trotted up the stairs, head held high. The girls and Charlie followed her, facepalming.

  Standing in front of the portal, Charlie looked back at the ponies. "Twilight, watch and learn." Slowly, he began walking towards the portal and... slammed right into it "Told you so!" he exclaimed. "I knew it! I knew it! I knew it I knew it I knew it!" He began to dance around  the room.

  "Twi, do you really look like that when you visit?" Rainbow asked, hoping the answer would be no. Twilight just sighed

  "HEY! I'M NOT THAT UGLY!... I mean, please don't hurt me!" Charlie ran to the corner of the room and curled into a ball, bracing himself for what was probably going to hit him in the face

"What?! Now why would I do that?" She asked, seeming genuinely concerned for the human in the corner.

  "You mean... you're not going to beat be black and blue and then leave me to crawl back to the apartment I live in with my dad and mother, who will then proceed to beat me themselves?" He asked curiously.

  "Umm... no?"

  "Huh, cool!"

  "So," Charlie began, getting up and walking towards the portal. "What is that book for, and can I set it on fire?"

  "Contacting my Canterlot High friends, and definitely not!" Exclaimed Twilight Sparkle.

  "Canterlot High?!"

  "Why is that so strange?"

  "Just a school nearby where I live, or if I can't get out, where I used to live.

"An unexpected visitor and then the portal to get him home stops working, how peculiar." A voice said mischievously as a Draconequus wearing a maid uniform stepped out of the portal. Charlie studied him for a moment.

  "Oh hi-." Pinkie Pie started.

  "Discord." Charlie finished, satisfied with his conclusion.

  "Oh am I that famous? Wow that's really flattering." he said wiping away a fake tear with a handkerchief. "And you are?"

  "Umm Charlie. Okay Discord I'm only going to ask this once. Do you realize you're wearing a maids uniform?" He asked, silently praying that nobody would ever know how he REALLY knew their names unless he told them, his conclusions weren't strictly fake though, as he had figured out the names of the ponies in the show the same way the first time he saw it, only this time he was more... certain of his conclusions.

  "Oh this old thing? I was working today and forgot to take it off." He clicked his fingers and it disappeared. "Now, where was I? Oh yes, don't all you ponies find it slightly strange that he  appears and suddenly the portal doesn't work? Sounds awfully fishy if you ask me." He said and Charlie disappeared, in his place was an angry looking goldfish pounding the wall of his bowl.

"Kinda." They all said, looking at Discord

  Charlie swam around to get closer to Fluttershy "Could you try to get me ungoldfishified please, I mean if you can understand me... But you're good with animals, so I'll take my chances." Well, that was what he meant to say... but it came out in a stream of incomprehensible bubbles. She looked at him and nodded. "Could I have a hamburger while you're at it?" He asked. She looked at him strangely, before nodding again.

  "Erm... Discord, Charlie wants to be turned back, and he wants a hamburger." Fluttershy whispered.

  "And I presume he wants fries with that?" Discord asked, a notepad and pen appearing in his hand.

  "And a coke." Charlie bubbled. "But change me back first!"

  "And a coke." Fluttershy whispered. "But change him back first."

  "One hamburger, one fries and one coke. coming right up!" Discord clicked his fingers and Charlie was changed back, holding a tray with his order on top. He looked down to see his tablet by his feet.

  "Charlie. Like. Burger." He then proceeded to sink his teeth into the meaty goodness, ignoring the looks he was getting from the other ponies.

  "erm, Charlie... if I may ask... what is in that burger, 'cos it sure as hay aint hay!" Applejack asked.

  "Steak, juicy meaty delicious steak!" he answered, forgetting who he was talking to. the last thing he heard before blacking out were the words.

  "Nopony eats Bessie!"