Hattius Mann is a simple stallion.

Born and raised in Trottingham, he grew up to be a shy colt. So shy, he could barely leave his home without the eventual help of Therapy. Wanting nothing more than to be a face in the crowd, he made plans to move to the quaint, peaceful town of Ponyville. However a month before his scheduled train trip, something happened. Something so dastardly surprising, not even the Princesses could foresee it!

No. I'm speaking about the OTHER talking Fez. Who do you think?!

So... This is officially a thing now. My first ever story on FimFiction. If you like it, you like it. If you hate it, you hate it. 'Nuff said.
I want to give thanks to Professor Tacitus, none of this would have been possible without him. The beautiful cover art was created by xStellar_Bubbles.