Chapters A small introduction to Madness
And How The Madness Arrived
It was in Nevada where it all started. A few grunts, the measly underlings of the agency. After the Auditor died from Hank and the two Noobs, Deimos and Sanford, the old Agency against Hank was divided into many sub agencies with differing goals. This Agency was one of the top agencies, it was made to create new weapons to defend and possibly kill Hank, but they weren't that optimistic... yet. This agency's name was S.A.D. or Survive and Die. And true to its name, this one agency was fixed on building a portal to another world, to get away from all of this and ultimately survive. They were tired of dying from the higher ups: Hank, Jesus, Tricky, Deimos, Sanford, and the Auditor. Thus they started to create, the P.O.O.H or the Portal Out Of Here. And thus, this story started.
A few grunts were walking by carrying tools for some A.T.P. engineers' project, passing a dark cloud, seemingly just floating around. Shrugging, they continued on, entering a box-like house, guarded by two agents each with a Uzi. The former black cloud was the Auditor. He, no, it was in a low energy state mode from its recent death. It was watching, watching these lower beings create as he thought, a new weapon. It knew it is not strong enough to stop them nor help them, but it felt this creation would give these lower beings much power. But once it received its full energy power back, it would steal it, and rule Nevada once more. However not like a game master as per last, but as a tyrant with an iron fist.
Unknown to the Auditor and the S.A.D. agency, Tricky, the Clown, was watching them. Tricky was the former right hand of the Auditor before he went rouge. He was one of the last things in this world with a Improbable drive, which was remade after Jesus shot it. His rage to Hank and love for dancing was currently occupied from this power radiating from this box-house, the home of the S.A.D. agency. He felt that this new power would stop him from doing what he loved doing best; thus, he took it upon himself to clear them out, destroy the power, and leave to seek revenge upon Hank or dance in his Dj.
And as he thought what he could do instead of attacking this agency, the grunts reached the 5th, and top, floor and gave the A.T.P. engineers the final materials which they needed to finish their almost done machine. After checking over the materials, the A.T.P. engineers, nodding to the grunts, pointed to the door, signaling them to prevent anything from coming in at all costs until they finish. The grunts, saluting, went to the video surveillance room, located at the 5th floor. The Clown, feeling that the machine might be completed soon and wanting to stop such event, started his massacre by threw a grenade at the door.
At the square building, the two grunts were watching the video footage of the building as said to them by the A.T.P. engineers. Looking at the entrance camera, they saw a grenade blow up the two agents guarding it and a weird person with an iron slab mask. Was there green behind it? Probably not, they reasoned, the hands of said human was regular. Nevertheless, they hit the big red button which said "hit here in case of an invasion".
The person wearing the iron slab was no one else but Tricky, the Clown who was equipping his usual weapons which were a street sign and a M16. The iron slab was his own idea and he wore it once he became a zombie. He was literally the only intelligent zombie, able to control himself due to the improbable drive. Hearing the alarms sounding, Tricky shrugged as he started slaying all the weak grunts with sadistic glee. 'Maybe', Tricky thought, 'Coming here wasn't going to be such a bore' as he shot a grunt with a grenade launcher.
--- Meanwhile in Ponyville ---
Pinkie Pie, the pink reality warping, mind boggling pony, felt something in her pinkie sense. Pinkie checked herself and identified it as nothing but ABUNCH OF NEW PONIES COMING!. 'Wait' she thought as she reviewed her body's symptoms once more, 'was it animated humans?' yet Pinkie didn't know what humans were and better yet, what an animation was. But, smiling broadly in a way only Pinkie can do, she bounced off, defying physics, off to create a new party for these new "humans". Meanwhile, at Twilight's tree house, which was a home also to Spike the baby dragon. Twilight was a strong unicorn who studied magic in the field of friendship and was the only student of the Sun Goddess, Celestia. She felt something, as if it was defying the world as she knew it, to be honest, she felt like Pinkie was next to her.
"Hello Twilight!" Pinkie cheered, next to guess who? Twilight! and after said pony freaked out, Pinkie all but yelled in a overly cheerful manner "I think Aliens are coming to Equestria and I need your help on predicting where they are going to come at!!"
Twilight, getting more composed, brushed herself off and started a long lecture on how one cannot look in the future and how aliens simply do not pop out of no where as comic books display them. Pinkie huffed as Twilight started her 3 hour lecture.
--- Back in Nevada ---
Tricky finished impaling Olaf the Grunt before moving on to the next floor, floor four. Killing the grunts was no challenge to him, even without the reality warping improbable drive, he still could solo the base alone. On the other hand, the A.T.P engineers were rushing to complete the machine while the A.T.P. Soldats were getting ready for a final stand while their grunts and agents were being massacred by the dozen. One A.T.P. engineer was installing a bomb on the door for hopefully luck finds its way, blow up the intruder now identified as Tricky. Hopefully, Tricky wouldn't burst through the door, sending the bomb their way. The two grunts in the video room, looked at each other then hid in a locker, they had nothing to gain by dying as the other grunts in the cameras showed. The A.T.P. soldats were tense, waiting for the intruder to come. Seconds past then minutes, then the Clown opened up the door saying "Hello!" only for the door to blow up on his face. The A.T.P. soldats and engineers cheered a small cheer and started to finish the 98% done machine only for red words to appear over the Clown's body.
ERROR. CLOWN CANNOT DIE. RE-ENGAGE, CORRECTION, Reboot.useSeed(sRAND)
The A.T.P. soldats seeing this, aligned their various weapons at the dead Clown while a few grunts, survivors of the slaughter, came into the room to point their pistols and one grenade launcher at the Clown. The A.T.P. engineers, on the other hand, started to frantically finish now the 99% done machine. Suddenly a burst of light erupted on the Clown's dead body as he reappeared above it, hovering over it. The Clown started to twitch wildly as words appeared next to him IMPROBABLE DRIVE HAS BEEN ENGAGED, THE CLOWN IS ENRAGED All the soldiers aiming at the Clown opened fire. The Clown, still twitching and completely annoyed from his death, in a split second, broke the floor and fell downward. The A.T.P. soldats started to form a circle for protection, while the grunts started to move towards the hole. Suddenly, Tricky, the Clown, burst through the floor, killing two A.T.P. soldats, the grunts, reacting, started to open fire on the Clown, only for him to dodge out of the way while the A.T.P. soldats were blown up from the grunt with the grenade launcher. The Clown, only taking a moment of satisfaction in his twisted mind, appeared next to the grunts in a burst of speed, give thanks to the Improabable Drive, and stabbed the grunt equipped with the grenade launcher as he started to open fire on the grunts with his M16. In a few seconds, all of them were dead on the ground. Tricky, looking back at the A.T.P engineer's, saw an empty room with the weird power radiating machine in the middle. Figuring that the A.T.P. engineers fled, Tricky proceeded to destroy the 100% completed machine with his stop sign. Silly fool, he doomed Nevada to go to a colorful world of rainbows which is highly in contrast to the gray and dark wastes of Nevada. And thus with a burst of bright light, the entirety of Nevada were placed into a world of ponies.
A small introduction to Madness
The Clown, Tricky, crashed into a building, a nightclub to be exact. All he remembered was hitting the machine and suddenly getting transported. Shaking off the dust, he felt fine, except that he somehow lost his street sign, but not his M16. Looking around himself, he saw abunch of 'ponies?' around him with techno music playing in the backround. Reviewing what he liked to do best, he forgone thinking about why he was here and what this place was and started to push past the staring ponies and walk up to the DJ stand. Reaching there, Tricky pointed off the stage while looking at the pony on the DJ stand who was a white pony, this was in his language to get off and let him play.
Vinyl Scratch was a DJ pony with music note for her cutie mark. And today, much to her surprise, something fell from the ceiling and crashed on the dancing floor. Putting the music on auto-play, she looked down at this thing. It had some mask on and it seemed walk on two hooves and have two weird things to grab items with it, like that black stick it was holding and it seemed not to be harmed from this fall. 'What was this thing?' she thought as it started to push ponies, going straight towards her. Seeing this, she started to panic. 'What was it going to do to her?', she thought, 'Why is it going towards me?'. And when it stopped in front of her and pointed down, Vinyl Scratch was even more confused. 'What did it want?' she thought, as she backed away from it, unconsciously stepping off the DJ stand.
Tricky smiled behind his mask as the white pony walked away from him, leaving the DJ stage open for his liking. Stopping the music, he played his own uniquie sounding song . Looking at the new thing playing this new music which was decent enough, she shrugged and went to get some apple brandy. She needed to forget this.
It was about the same time when Tricky fell into the night club, about 1 AM. The moon was up with the stars in its magnificent glory, and like usual, Twilight was up studying. Tonight, she was studying about 'Advance Magical Matrix's for Eggheads: Edition 1' and if she thought about it, this book was insulting her in every way possible. In her own home too! However since Twilight has that weird urge to never throw away any books, she contemplated to throw it in a secret shelf so she never had to see it again. Yelling in frustration about this insulting book, she reached a final conclusion to throw away her first book, opened the window with magic, and threw said book out. Sighing in relief, she teleported another book to herself. Before she had time to read the title of the new book, the old one flew from the window inside the room from outside and hit in the face. Thinking about physics and how a book is an inanimate object, Twilight looked out the window to see a thing with a halo. It seemed to have some sort of stick and it looked angry, shrugging, she pulled her away from the window as something flew past her at she measured approximately 1000 feet per second. Realizing that if this metal thing would be to hit her, she would die and how fortune it she had been to look away at that moment, she created a bubble shield and looked outside again.
Jesus was outside some random tree in a small town. He didn't even know where he was and how he was back to life and even how he had his halo back and he was fully healed, the last thing he could remember was being thrown by the Auditor and dying. While thinking how he came back, some book hit him, already confused he became angry and threw the book back up the window. And when some purple pony, he didn't even know that ponies could be that color, looked out the window, he decided that it threw the book, thus he shot his pistol at the purple pony, only for it to duck behind the window and come up again with a shield similar to his when he creates a shield to deflect bullets.
Jesus was a regular human being who has been transformed to a supernatural being due to the Halo upon his head. He decided in Nevada, that he would purify it, creating it to become a better world. However a certain individual called Hank stopped him. During sometime, Jesus could see that he was wrong and Hank was right, thus he turned against the Auditor. It was his final battle against the Auditor when he died, not even harming the Auditor. Now he was alive, somehow, and with the halo, fortunately. Thinking to himself, Jesus decided to change his name back to Jebidiah Christoff, his natural name. Since he died and came back, he decided to start anew in this weird world of colors. To be honest, this world had a happy mood as if it was a child's cartoon, but of course it wasn't. And the best way to became a nice person again, as he kinda was when he was a scientist, was to say sorry to the owner of the purple pony. And since there wasn't anything here related to Nevada, he could have his life again, and hopefully as a scientist, but who knows how lucky he would be in this weird, but calm world with colors.
Twilight was curious of the thing outside the tree, several questions were already forming in her curious mind. Deciding to go down and meet the thing, she reactivated her shield and walked down, just as the door was gently knocked on. Thinking back to the thing and how it looked, was it an angel? Opening the door, she faced the weird looking angel who certainly now that she really looked at it was not a pony and was bipedal with hands as they called it on monkeys. "What are you?" asked Twilght, eagerly.
Jesus, now Jebidiah, answered cautiously "I am Dr. Christoff. So I assume you are the owner of this unique house?"
Twilight deactivated her shield and looked the this thing. "I am Twilight Sparkles, librarian. And to be truthful", she continued while tipping her head sideways like a confused puppy, "what are you?"
Jebidiah was momentarily confused, "Excuse, me, but I'm not trying to be rude, but you aren't a servant? And to be honest, I am surprised you even manage to know my language or vice versa."
Twilight smiled at this thing, "I don't think you answered my question, but I'm the owner of this house... tree. And in Equestria, ponies are some of the more sapient beings here. That includes: griffens, cats, dogs,..." As Twilight continued her little lecture about sapient beings, Jebidiah encountered a prospect, it seemed to him that the species here that were dominant were in part, ponies and others. It was ridiculous in part, but is seemed true and no Thus, Jebidiah concluded, he was dead.
Hank was with Sanford, giving Deimos, the fallen comrade, a proper burial. Hank was a gun and sword wielding psychopath and Sanford was the duo team with Deimos. Sanford wielded a retrievable hook and any weapon he could get his hands on while Deimos liked wielding his custom made pistol and Uzi or assult rifle. Hank was currently putting Deimos's two guns in the coffin with Deimos. Hank was larger than normal due to his revival in a machine that boosts people's stats which also deformed his right hand red and muscle like while giving it more power. Sanford had a bandanna and one of the only people to have a face. On the other hand, Deimos had a hat and a trench coat. Sadly, Sanford was getting teary taking a small script of paper out of his gear bag. Getting ready to start speaking once Hank was getting ready to bury his best comrade and friend, he looked upward at the sky as if he wanted God to come down and save his friend. While looking up, Sanford realized something white was coming towards them and then his vision went black.
Luna was awake watching the stars as her sister Celestia was retiring to sleep.
"Good night sister." yawned Celestia as she walked away.
"Good night to thee too." Luna said as she started to charge up her sleep watching spell to check the dreams. Only for Hank, a large humanoid creature with one of his hands red and grown back with more power, to fall on her. Luna, reacting quickly, imprisoned Hank before he could realize what was happening.
"Hmph, thou has failed to kill me" smirked Luna as she opened up the door of her chambers to check what was happening. Luna's guards, bat ponies, were pointing their weapons at two other things who looked like the bigger thing.
"Report." commanded Luna as she inspected these two more things.
Before any guard could say anything, one thing with a hat spoke, "I found ponies."
The captain guard poked the human before speaking, "We found these things." before the thing with the hat spoke "We're humans. And your horse and bat thingies!"
Luna glared at the two captives before looking at the captain, "Bring them to the dungeon of Canterlot so we can question them."
The thing with the hat spoke "Yaaay!" before the other thing put its hand infront of the other one's mouth.
A small introduction to Madness
Guns, Knifes, and Pony Magic
It was a dark and gloomy prison on that day. The three humans had their weapons taken away, but Sanford still had his hook hidden in his tool belt. Sanford was still in the state of shock, wondering what happened to himself that Deimos was alive and why ponies could talk while Hank was still unconscious. Deimos, however, was still optimistic.
"Hey guys!" he cheerfully said to his two inmates, Hank and Sanford, "Are we all dead?" The last event he remembered was putting Hank in the revival chamber and being shot and killed by some enhanced A.T.P. Engineers. Atleast Hank killed them later, Deimos thought until he reached the stand off point. He died?!? Then how was he back alive?
But before he could ask more questions Sanford recovered and yawned, tired with confusing thoughts flying around his head and replied, "If I'm with you, then we're both in Hell."
Just for Hank to silently chuckle and say "I think Hell would actually give me my normal body back."
Deimos chirped up again while holding the bars of the cell, "Maybe since these pony, horses, watever, are zombies. They kinda have mouths you know?"
"Off subject!" declared Sanford as he took out his hidden hook and proceeded to try to pick the lock of the cell. "And who creates old fashion cells now?"
Hank looked at the cells and then at his arm. Apparently, the horses didn't think him and his merrily annoying band to be much of a threat. "Out of my way." commanded Hank as he got ready to try to punch the bar down.
Sanford sighed while stopping his attempt at pick the old lock. "Give it your best shot bud, even..." Sanford's voice trailed off as Hank one hit the bar breaking it with his genetically modified hand. Hank smiled and waved at Sanford with the same arm Hank used to break the door as Sanford just lingered in shock. Deimos started laughing as he took Sanford's hook and pushed Sanford on the bed. Right then, the door of the prison opened in which a royal guard appeared.
The royal guard heard a bang, so he came to check it out. However, he didn't call for any back up or the such. And he also made the mistake of speaking and not running., "Halt you criminal aliens!" the royal guard spoke with determination as if the prisoners would actually listen to him. " I demand you to stay in your cell until we construct a n..." the guard got to before Sanford recovered from shock and retrieved his hook from the menace Deimos. And abruptly threw it for it to impal the Guard's armor. In an emotion of anger and shock the guard spoke "I demand you to..." as he was cut again as Sanford tugged on the rope of the hook with Deimos for the poor guard pony to fly face first into the first of Hank. The pony was knocked out, despite the force being able to shatter brittle metals.
"Why didn't the pony die?" Deimos complained, his former thoughts about life forgotten.
Sanford looked at the pony and Hank's first while Hank broke another bar. Hank was the first of the two to speak up, "So why?". Hank then looked at Sanford as if he had the answer.
To his, Sanford put up his hands as if in surrender. "Lets just escape this prison." reasoned Sanford, hoping to skip all the confusing detail about why ponies wouldn't die.
Deimos nodded as he stole a cigarette from Sanford's tool belt. After lighting it, he tried to tug Hank's normal arm. Deimos smiled as he attempted to mimic the voice of a first grader "Lets go on a field trip about ponies."
Hank looked at Deimos before taking up the guard pony's spear and passing it to Deimos. "When ponies fly." huffed Hank while walking out of the dungeon.
Celestia was sipping tea by herself. It was morning time, and she just woke up. Luna set aside a note for her and Twilight sent one too. Feeling that Luna's note was bad news, as she was a protector, she proceeded to open up Twilight's first. 'Sun then night' was her biased reasoning. She then read the letter out-loud.
Dear beloved teacher,
Tonight while I was up late studying 'Advance Magical Matrix's for Eggheads: Edition 1',
some alien thing fell into my backyard. The thing was a 'he' and called himself in scientific term
homo sapien or common name Human. He has this quire thing which he holds and shoots projectiles,
he wouldn't show me how it works. Anyway, to the subject abroad, I think he is a interdimensional
traveler and I don't know whether he arrived with anyone else. If you find any other aliens,
please send them to me. Thus they can talk together and I can try to study them. This is
so exciting cause I feel we are at a break through! Rainbow Dash would say, "This is awesome!"
Your student (and hopefully friend!)
Twilight Sparkles
Celestia smiled at the letter and small magical projection which showed the Alien. He was clean shaven and had no eyes, but what was more peculiar was that he had a halo over his head. If she was right, in pony society that meant innocence and love. But if the projection was enough, the thing or human looked sinister. Shaking her head at the dangerous being in Twilight's house, Celestia sighed. Even though Twilight was a dense block at times, she knew how to defend herself.
Celestia smiled once more before reading Luna's letter.
Death was imprisoned. It was that trolling battle against Discord which did it. Discord in his sense was a mastermind beneath all the stupid things he committed. If Death even thought about it, he would even think Discord LET the ponies beat him. Anyways, Death was imprisoned a dimension in such a way that ponies wouldn't be hurt by anything (mainly Discord as Discord thought at that time), but they would still die from their old age and such. It was annoying for Death since he wanted everything to die... At once. He was even more annoyed when countless times over the world, ponies that should have died didn't. He would have loved to get a gory death once in a while, but noooo. Discord just had to ruin his fun. To be honest, Death knew, that the two alicorns imprisoned Discord in a rock prison instead of killing him. And if Discord wanted, they all knew, could break free from the rock prison after perhaps 250 years. All of this was because Discord putting himself in a freaken dimension. It was boring and annoying to stay here. Whatever such the issue, the most annoying single thing to Death was the Cutie Mark Crusaders. If he counted, and he did, how many times each one of them should have died, it would be over 9000. The taste of their death lingered in his mouth EVER SINGLE TIME, but they never died. Life wasn't fair for Death. The mortal ponies' complaints about life are nothing compared to his.
The auditor was at 40% energy power. He was building up, but at a slower place in this colorful land. He felt power blocking his return, a weird power that seemed to not have a constant pattern, to have a chaotic pattern. It was annoying. He wanted to get to full power to be able to access his improbable drive, the WiFi one, not the small portable version Tricky had. He was surprised that he could still connect to the WiFi one from here still. Just sitting in the shadows, he waited for his power to come back, until he saw three ponies, a orange one with chicken wings, a yellow one with nothing special, and a marshmallow one with a puny horn. If his calculations were right, he should be able to kill these ponies with his power and not hinder any recovery. Thus, he decided to kill them to sate his boredom.
Sweetie Belle was walking with Scootaloo and Apple Bloom. They were on their way to get materials to build a space rocket to get some moon related cutie mark thingy. Deciding she didn't know what the cutie mark was, she asked Apple Bloom what it was again.
"Apple Bloom!" Sweetie exclaimed, "What cutie mark were we getting again?"
Apple Bloom sighed before Scootaloo pushed her apple friend and said , "Stop forgetting Sweetie Belle or you might get a cutie mark for being clueless."
Then Apple Bloom pushed Scootaloo back and glared at her rude friend. "An astronaut cutie mark and don't listen to Scoots here."
Suddenly while passing under a tree, Sweetie Belle cried out, her face was in pain. Apple Bloon and Scootaloo ran towards Sweetie Belle just to find that she ran into a thorn tree... and survived.
It was mere understatement that the Auditor was mad, he was positively furious. The weak underling that was white had resisted his power and didn't die. There was certainly something under the covers protecting them. Determined to kill them when he meets them again, the Auditor started to retrace the origins of the magic in which keeps the ponies safe. 'Soon' thought the Auditor, 'Soon I will kill these disgusting species and replace them and use them as minions to hunt down Hank.'
Death screamed again as the Cutie Mark Crusaders survived yet again, an encounter that would have sent him some delicious pony souls.
A small introduction to Madness
It was midday in summer, just a couple of days after his arival, Celestia's sun was out at its brightest, the birds were singing their tunes, and the flows were full bloomed. However not everyone was outside enjoying the beautiful day, Twilight and Jebidiah Christoff were still inside an all-natural no chemicals added tree house. Twilight was currently teaching Dr. Christoff the past history of Equestria. Twilight, if Dr. Christoff was correct at her acting and expressions, was really getting into the teaching.
"Long ago and now, there is a chaos deity called Discord." Twlight taught, but further on, Jebidiah started to daze off. He already read some of the history about Equestria. One of the books he read was about Discord, the chaos spirit. In Jebidiah's opinion, Discord was a nice thing compared to everyone else in his former world. Instead of killing the ponies, this chaos spirit just had his way of fun with them. In his world, the winner would immediately eliminate all competition and become a evil hearted being and if the text was right, it seemed as if this Discord have his opponents a chance to win, every single time. To be honest, he had a hard time failing to take over the world with the Auditor when he believed that Hank was evil, though he thought otherwise now, how could anyone or thing take over the world if they gave their opponents all the tools to defeat him. That sounded strange to him. And in conclusion from the book, he concluded that the book was either wrong or Discord was a really 'bad' bad guy.
Then Jebidiah felt a tapping on his shoulder, "Excuse me Dr. Christoff." Twilight said in a uncertain voice, as if she didn't know if it was alright to interrupt this person, "but I received a letter from Luna, as you learnt is the princess of the night and sister of Celestia. Luna's letter specifically told me that she found some of your friends."
Jebidiah raised his non-existent eyebrows, "Wait, whom and I thought I came alone." This was weird. If other people came, that means he either was still alive, or was dying this very second and had some weird last thoughts going around. And since he didn't know that ponies were this color until now and living was beautiful, he hoped it was the first. But then, how did he come here and who came with him? Hank, the Auditor, or Tricky hopefully didn't come, they would wreck this peaceful world.
Twilight jotted down some notes before replying. "Apparently 3 things like you or humans are you call yourself are here or in prison. Luna found them in her room and thus imprisoned them. All we know is that they might have tried to kill her and thus brings up a question: are you here to kill me?" Twilight hoped this wasn't true, but there was nothing to lose. Also before she came, she cast a truth spell, all for her safety of course. Also she kept it a secret that Celestia imprisoned three more humans, but that info could come later as her Mentor suggested.
Jebidiah laughed lightly, "I am not here to kill you." noticing Twilight's horn turn green, he was momentarily confounded but he continued his speech anyways, hoping a beam wouldn't come out and blast him. "But how did the 3 humans look like."
Twilight was happy, this human was speaking the truth, so perhaps, the others just had a bad landing. "One had red glasses and was huge while one had a hat and the other a bandanna." Maybe they were friends of Dr. Christoff.
Jebidiah was shocked, if he wasn't white already, he would be now. "I don't want to meet them." he stuttered out. Seems like either the whole madness world was dropped here, but there were no grunts, right?
In another prison cell in Canterlot, there were three A.T.P. engineers. After they all activated the machine, they were sent to a place unknown to them. To be honest, they didn't even know where their fellow mates were. They were attacked by ponies and promptly put in prison, not like they resisted since they were weak from the transportation. Their names or numbers were A.T.P. 003, A.T.P 852, and A.T.P. 153. At least they had some cards.
"This place is boring." complained A.T.P 852 as he playing war with A.T.P. 153 and losing badly.
A.T.P. 003 looked up from what he was attempting to craft and sarcastically replied, "Thanks for giving me another recap."
A.T.P. 153 looked outside while 003 and 852 were arguing to see a pony coming towards them. "Welcome to this happy jail cell!" he yelled, interrupting the other two engineers.
The royal guard outside sighed. He was here to send them to the two princesses, and despite trying to get his way out, he received the short end of the stick and had to do this. "I'm here to bring you to the two princesses."
A.T.P. 003 scoffed "I want to see the Queen."
"We don't have a Queen, only changlings do." retorted the royal guard.
"Well, your princesses need an upgrade."
The royal guard glared at the one human thing before opening up the door. "Attempt to escape and you will rot here." he stated.
A.T.P. 852 smiled before doing a small jig, "Huzzah! I'm out of this foul prison." Then he fell behind the guard. The other two engineers looked at each other before shrugging, it wouldn't hurt them.
The royal guard finally made it to the princesses' main hall, and he couldn't believe how easy it was. The human things didn't even try to run for it, it was like as if they were ruled over in their world by one being, but that thought was ridiculous. Saluting in front of the two princesses, he reported, "I have brought them here Princess Celestia and Luna, and I ask for permission to leave."
Celestia waved her hoof, signifying her permission, before looking at the three almost identical prisoners. "Welcome to Equestria." she said benevolently.
"Yay, now what?" replied 003.
"I mean, what is the difference from our world?" stated 153, "There still is possibly a super being who rules over all."
"Do you have pizza?" questioned 852 with all sincerity.
Luna had enough of these babbling idiots. They probably didn't create the machine that sent the humans here anyways. "SILENCE YOU FOOLS!" bellowed Luna in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
Celestia nodded thankfully to her sister before she looked back with a neutral face at the humans. "Now, I would like to know information about your world."
"We have pizza." answered 852.
"Guns for days." replied 153.
"Idiots by the bucket." spoke 003.
Celestia shook her head as the three things babbled onward about anything, or one of them. "Speak one by one or else." threatened Celestia.
Out of the three A.T.P. engineers, 852 spoke first, "Can I have some tea?"
Luna levitated the tea pot before smashing it down on 852's head before smiling at the remaining two, "Who's next?"
The two remaining engineers looked at each other before 003 spoke first. "I am 003, my friend here is 153, and the fool there is 852."
Celestia then took over the interrogation for there was no more violence needed. "You more likely already know, but I am Princess Celestia and my sister here is Princess Luna. If you answer some of my questions, I will see to it that you will be given a second chance in the near future."
153 looked at 003 and hand gestured 'When was the first chance?'
'I don't think they gave us one.' 003 signaled back while speaking to the princess "Then answer away."
Celestia took hold of an item taken from the other three prisoners. "What is this?"
003 looked at the weapon, it was a QBZ-95 and it seemed to have special modifications on it. "It is a gun." stated 003. He gestured 'There are other people here, I think the strong ones too.' to 153.
"Well then, what is a gun." asked Celestia.
"A thunder stick." laughed 153.
Luna glared at 153 before picking up a chair with her magic, "Do you want to sleep too?"
153 put his hands up and shock his head. He didn't want to sleep quite yet, he might as well be silent.
003 face-palmed before responding for 153, "It is a technical device that shoots out lethal metal pieces."
Celestia and Luna exchanged looks before asking another question.
003 sighed, it seemed like it would be a long day.
