The Tale of Bath2pounge Too: Return of the Bath2pounge

Notice: Chapter may be omitted without detriment to the greater story’s comprehensibility or flow.

I knew that Twilight had a brother, I knew he was coming here today, and I guessed he was a unicron, considering that his whole family was also unicrons, I thought I had never met him.

I was wrong.

Not about him being a unicron, he was, but about never meeting him, we had definitely met each other before.

Let me explain: back about four years ago I was traveling to Las Pegasus for a Magic PTQ and decide to split a room with my best bro Shinning Armor.

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“Yo dawg, did you remember to brush your teeth? Those are the only teeth you’re gonna have, bro," Shinning inquires as I saunter out of the bathroom.

"You know it bro! I take dental health very seriously," I reply.

"Like you should! We're horses, so our diets are very rough on our teeth."

"Toats bro. Toats, bro," I say as I climb into bed with him, but not in a gay way, or anything.

"You know bro, you're pretty cute," Shinning says as he slides closer to me and wrap a hoof around my front, pulling me against him.

"Pretty gay, bro," I respond, clenching my anus.

"Come on bro, I won't tell if you don't," he continues, grinding against my butt.

"Well, that's nice, but it's not really the issue, it's that I don't want to have sex with you," I retort.

"Come on bro, I thought we were friends, isn't that what a friend would do?" he badgers.

“I don’t know Shinny, I’ve never had sex with another stallion before. It would be weird.”

“I swear I won’t make it weird.”

“I don’t even know if I could take you in my butt, I’ve only ever fit a foot-long dildo, my hoof, and some misc. buttplugs up there.”

“Well, I mean, I am a foot long,” Shinning admits.

“Oh, I’m so sorry,” I tell him.

“Don’t be. Perfectly average has been fine for me so far. Sure, I’d love to have a monster cock, but there’s nothing wrong with being average.”

“Woah. Wait, a foot is average?”

“Yeah, why? Don’t tell me your cock is like two feet or something ridiculous.”

“Nah dawg, two and a half,” I exclaim as I unsheath the 17th colossus, the one between my legs, ironically also the size of one of my legs. (AN: Geddit? It’s a reference to the original tale of Bathspounge. If not, sorry for the inconvenience.)

“Woah, nice cock bro.”

“Thanks bro, I’ve been working on it.”

“Good job bro, it really shows.”

“Thanks bro. So, we gonna get to the butt-stuff now?”

“Oh, of course bro. I’m on top, right?”

“Wait, which one is on top? The one who’s penetrating or…?”

“Well, let me refine my query: you’re catching, right?”

“I get that terminology. And yes.”

Shinning Armor rolls onto his back, putting his package on display.

“Bonzai!” I yell as I jump on that dick like it’s a trampoline, only with my anus instead of my feet. Speaking of feet, a foot is a lot more than I thought it was, especially when it’s balls deep in my anus.

As I land on his cock, my own massive penis flops against his chest, the flare landing right on his open mouth, open because he’s moaning, because my anus is constricting around his dick. Precum starts flowing out of my dick, to a degree of about a gallon every 2.5, or 150 seconds, minutes. Shinning laps up my cum, his tongue darting over my tip and dipping into my wide urethra, effectively making out with my cock.

I lay down on top of my cock, pressing it into Shinning as I lick my cockhead as well. Of course, this causes my tongue to occasionally rub into Shinning’s. As it goes on, we go from worshiping my cock to making out with each other, with my cock in the middle. It’s like one of those hot double-blowjobs with two chicks kissing all over a guys dick, only one of the girls is me. And we’re also fucking.

My precum, clearly clear, turns white, meaning it goes from precum to real cum. The feeling of two tongues on my cock, and probably the dick in my butt as well, has been enough to make me enter my plateau, of course marked by slow, soft ejaculation.

"Jeez dude, cumming already?" Shinning gasps, pulling away from my cock for less than a second before hungrily going back in for more.

"Kinkily enough, no, but also yes, it's not my orgasm, but I am cumming," I ramble between licks of my cock.

Speaking of weather or not someone is orgasming, after just a little more sex Shinning ejaculates within the confines of my booty. His hot seed splashes against the back wall of the inside of my backside; it’s far better feeling than I anticipated, of course I’ve never put more than a foot-long dildo, my hoof, and some misc. buttplugs up there, so it’s not like I have anything to compare the semen currently inside my but to. It's far less than I've cum so far, and far FAR less than my total, but it's still enough to make me squirm as he pulls out of my ass and lays down on the bed, his penis going as soft as a jellyfish.

"Wow bro, cumming already?" I tease, letting the head of my overflowing penis out of my mouth for only a second before clamping my lips back down around my flare. "Now how about I fuck you?" I ask, 100% percent sincere.

"Are you crazy?! You'll shred me like a Chaos Orb if you put that thing inside me!"

"Nah, think about it this way: it should be impossible for my cock to fit inside you, but it should also be impossible for my cock to be this large, so they cancel eachother. An I right?" I enlighten Shinning.

"Bathspounge, bro, that… idea… is GENIUS!" Shinning beams.

I grab Shinning's haunches and lift his ass up before lining up my flare with his muscle-flower in preparation of this sodomy.

I fuck his butt.

Time goes in slow-mo as I penetrate Shinning: my flare pops inside, he winces, I slide in more, he goes full ahegao, my cum keeps pumping, and by the time I've gotten halfway in he's too round and full of cum for the bulge to be seen. Of course, this semen-cushion also helps to stretch him out for me, ceasing the resistance of his poop-shoot around my cock and letting me bottom out without issue.

But his butt can still touch enough of my cock to drive me to orgasm, my balls tightening before painting Shinning's insides as white as his outsides. He swells like my pride at watching him swell as he's filled with more cum than you'd see with a black-light in a teenage boy's bedroom. I thrust against his ass, my bowling-ball-balls slapping against his muscled asscheeks as I ride out the last of my orgasm, these last quick shots of cum proving to be too much for Shinning, and making him overflow from the mouth and nose with my thick and potent man-goo.

"Yo dawg, thanks for talking me into that, it was great," I tell Shinning Armor as I roll off of and pull out of him before heading to the bathroom to clean off my dick.

Shinning Armor gurgles.

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Meanwhile, in a place where I physically am.

"Bathspounge?" Twilight asks, waving a hoof before my face. She sounds concerned.

"Oh, yes, Twilight Sparkle," I say, returning from my flashback.

"This is my brother Shinning Armor," she says, gesturing to him.

We (meaning me and Shinning) shake hooves (a process similar to shaking hands, only for horses) and pretend to not know each other.

"What was up with that pause?" Twilight asks as we walk into the sitting room.

"Just, you know, fantasizing about not having sex with your brother."