Slowly, Diamond comes to, looking into two perfect amber orbs "Mmmff... what happened?"

Applebloom strokes Diamond's hair softly, a nervous smile on her face "You fainted... and as much as ah want this all to be a dream... ah think that it ain't"

Diamond blinks "What's a drea-" Looking around her, the shelves are now beeping consoles and machines, Blues, Oak, and Ganthet sitting in a trio of silver chairs "Welcome back to the world of the living" Flash says, grinning

Diamond's eyes shrink to pinpricks "It-it-it-it's not a dream? We- you- I..."

Ganthet stands "Allow me to explain what has been going on. The three of us are connected to the being known as 'Leviathan' from Tom Hobby's book of the same title. Basically-"

"Ain't that the whole 'Unconcious collection' or somethin'?" Applebloom asks

Ganthet claps "'Collective Unconciousness'* and yes. I do think that Diamond has read the popular comic series' 'Fables' and 'Unwritten'?"

Diamond nods, unconsciously pulling Applebloom's hand back to her head

"Well, that's basically us. That's why we look like this to you and the names we chose. The three of us look like Boy Blue, Pinocchio, and Flycatcher because we are kind of them in this universe. Ganthet is older than us by a few years and his name is of course, the lantern leader of Oa." Oak says, waving to the others "We knew that who ever came in here would be another potential ranger for your cause. Something brought you here all those years ago, and watching you fight meant that that you had the right stuff, but you were also also too young to become one. We thought that you would come back alone, but it turns out you were taken here by your friend, who is also material... and that explains the spare morpher we have"

Flash turns around and holds out a box with two pens and two cellphone chips inside, one pair light pink, the other a bright crimson "These are your Re-writers, they are your morphers as well. Put them in your phones please"

Applebloom picks up the crimson items, pulling her phone out "Uhhh... how do I put it in?"

"Well, you pull this down and- ow!"

Diamond rubs her fist and shakes her head "Wha? Oh! I'm sorry Blues!"

Blues nods "It's okay... just save the punches for the enemy okay?"

Diamond turns to Applebloom who is blushing lightly "Can someone tell me how to do this?"

Diamond removes the cover and places the chip in and closes it, handing it back to Applebloom "Just let me... do mine..."

She holds her phone out "... Why hasn't it done anything?"

Oak sighs "You haven't activated it yet. Hold down 0 and press the star button"

Both girls do, their phones glowing as they turn into screened watches

"Ain't these those watch phones?"

"The first ones were in the first incarnation of the rangers**... Ganthet! are you our Zordon?!" Diamond asks, smiling wide

"No, I'm not. But I am however the one who can help you control your powers. And to answer your friend's question, they are supposed to look like that to blend in. if you want to turn them back into phones, just use your pens to draw an 'X' on the screen. These work both as tablets and watch-phones. To morph... well, we haven't figured out how yet" Ganthet says, shrugging

Applebloom draws an "X" removes the chip and sets both the pen and chip back in the box "Ah'm out. Ah can't even follow what ya'll're sayin'. See ya back in the normal world Diamond" Applebloom looks around the shop "How do ah get out?"

Oak grins "Told you that she wasn't the 5th. It must be Star, she's a ranger fanatic"

Diamond shivers Holy shit! I forgot about Star Sapphire! How am I supposed to be both her and a ranger at the same time?! They'll figure me out and then- Wait, Flash already knows, and maybe Ganthet, but not Blues and Oak... and how am I supposed to be two rangers?!

Applebloom sighs "Can one of you send me home? Ah'm pretty sure turnin' into a superhero isn't what my family had thought ah'd grow up to be"

Blues looks removes the items from the case "Please, you must be the 5th. The fact that you saw the shop and also beat Diamond in combat means you are either our ally or our enemy"

Applebloom glares "How do you know about that fight? It was far out of town and only our families know what happened!"

Flash sighs "We know because... we saw it happen. We have cameras all around the city, we had only one on that building that you two were in and that's when the 5th set appeared. I won't beg for you to reconsider, but just know that if you turn your back on this, should we lose against whatever force we may face, you could have helped. And..." he walks over to a console "If you want to leave, here's a door. All we ask is that you never divulge what you saw here and keep that secret as just that. A secret"

A shimmering circle of light appears on the floor opposite of Blues "Your choice Miss Apple"

Applebloom crosses her arms and closes her eyes On one hand, this could help me see the nerdier side of Diamond. On the other, ah have no idea what they're talkin' about. Diamond could get hurt doin' this... and as much as I hate myself for thinkin' this... ah want to be hurt alongside her She growls and swipes the chip and pen from Blues "Fine, Ah'll do it!"

The circle fades and Ganthet laughs "I knew that we weren't wrong!"

Blues smiles and Oak sighs "Jeez, that was as suspenseful as the time I played Metal gear solid 2"

Flash nods solemnly "I was worried... don't do that again please"

Diamond did what she thought was appropriate

She jumped on Applebloom, hugging her tightly and kissing her violently

The young girl struggles to escape, nearly dropping her pen and chip "Let-mmph me put th- Mmm! Damn pars in!!"

Diamond lets go, blushing brightly "S-Sorry... I just-"

"Get excitable around me. Ah know. So... now what?"

Ganthet smiles "Simple, I offer you two jobs" he clears his throat "Welcome to OA comics! You two little ladies look like you could a job, and it just so happens that we have two vacancies! You only need a shiny morpher and a willingness to help save the world from evil, so, do you have the requirements?" he grins widely

Applebloom rolls her eyes and Diamond nods, trying in vain to hide a smile that would make Pinkie Pie jealous

"Good! Now... how do we explain the shop taking off and being a spaceship in disguise?"

Both girls blink and look over the bookshelves

What greets them is an endless expanse of stars and the moon looming close by, a large blue and green ball floating far away from them

Both girls gulp and curl up on the floor shivering, their eyes wide open and arms wrapped around the other

"Sp-sp-space? We're... in space?" Diamond's voice cracks, fear clenching her heart

"Ah... ah always wanted ta go ta space... but naht like this..." Applebloom whimpers, her accent thickened due to fear

Oak groans "Just great... I told you to tell them before you gave them morphers, now they're scared shitless!"

Ganthet shrugs "And I guess you were right. Now help me get back on earth, we need half as many people to pilot this thing than you would a type 40"

After landing, both girls burst through the door, kissing the ground

"Drama queens..." Oak mutters

Diamond looks up and blushes "Sorry, first time in space..."

Applebloom rolls onto her back, her chest heaving "Never... take... someone... ta space... without... consent..."

Ganthet smiles "Don't worry, you two go home and rest, we'll call you if we need- wait..." he leaves and returns with packets of paper "Just fill this out so that I can pay you, and notbesuedbyyourfamiliesshouldyoutwodieinthelineofdutyandisurvive"

Both girls take the packets, and the door closes, the sounds of moving furniture emanates from the shop

Diamond looks over at Applebloom "Best. First date. Ever."

Applebloom groans and punches Diamond in the face softly, both girls erupting in laughter, clutching their sides in pain

"Wha are we laughin'?!"

"I don't know! This is so freaking crazy!"

They roll on the ground, choking and laughing, passing people giving them strange looks and more staring at the store that had launched earlier that day

So... an above average day in Ponyville, all things considered.

Walking back to Sweet Apple Acres, Diamond chuckles

Applebloom stares at her "Another one of your weird nerd fantasies?"

"Sort of, I just realized I got everything I thought I would get if we went to the museum"

Applebloom's eyebrows knit "How's that?"

"Well, we found devices that gave us super powers, we're champions of stories, we get to save the world, and we went to space! All we need to do now is go to another planet or world and travel through time! That was the best first day ever! I mean, If I was reading a story about this, I'd say it was written by a hack with no idea of subtlety! But instead I feel like I could erupt into pure joy! I'm living my dream! No, we're living every kid's dream! We're fucking power rangers! FUCKING POWER RANGERS!!"

Applebloom backs away "yeesh, ah know, ah was there, remember? And ain't it supposed to be a secret?"

Diamond gasps "Yeah! AHG! I'm not even 5 hours and I'm already screaming it! I'm a failure!"

Applebloom sighs and kisses Diamond, holding her tight, the tantrum dying in her throat

Breaking the kiss, Applebloom flicks Diamond's forehead "No one else heard... okay? No need to panic"

Diamond nods "First rule of the hitchhikers guide, 'Don't panic'"

Applebloom kisses her again "Exactly... so... ah haven't th' slightest idea what a ranger is... can you explain it to me?"

Diamond squeals and Applebloom's stomach drops That's ALWAYS a bad sign... ALWAYS

"I can do you one better! I have all of the seasons and series back at my house! and all the merchandise ever! And if we get married, Ganthet will give me all of his memorabilia! this is the best day ever! Come on!" she pulls Applebloom behind her, heading to her mansion

"Wait! Marriage?! Who said anything about MARRIAGE?! Diamond? Diamond?! DIAMOND?! DIAMOND?!?!"

"I got food!" Diamond announces, carrying a pile of snacks, candy, and soda in her arms

"... You got any real food in there?"

Diamond sets all of the food down sorting it for a moment, her hair put in a ponytail*** "What else do we need? We've got all the food groups for binging, salty snacks, candy of every flavor, soda and fruit punch of every variety, and other assorted food"

"Uhhh... I meant like for a real dinner... speakin' of which, ah need to call my folks she reaches into her pocket "What the?! Where'd my phone go?!"

"On your arm"

Applebloom blinks "Riiiiight... forgot about that..."

"What do you want to eat? I can make anything so long as I know the recipe"

Applebloom looks up from her watch "How do you dial these things?"

"You swipe it like this and-" Diamond leans over to demonstrate but slips on a stray gumball, falling into Applebloom's lap

"Whao! You alright?!" she asks, Diamond pushing herself up "Yeah... just... slipped on some cand-"

Her mind processes the situation I'm in a dark room with my girlfriend, I just had the most ideal date of my life, and I have the chance to binge watch every episode and movie in the power rangers series, and OH GOD SHE SMELLS LIKE SWEAT! I... I never noticed how hot this day has made me... I need relief

Applebloom cocks her head "What's the- WHOA!" Diamond unzips Applebloom's jeans, exposing her underwear

Or lack thereof in this case

"Applebloom..."

She blushes "All mah underwear is in the wash... had ta go commando today..."

Diamond grins and takes an experimental lick, savouring the taste of sweat and apples

Applebloom moans, trying in vain to push Diamond away "St-stop... not here..."

Diamond smirks and kisses Applebloom, one hand dipping into her own pants and the other snaking under Applebloom's shirt "No, I need relief... and I only trust you to help me with that... and think of it as vengeance for almost running away"

Applebloom shivers as she feels her orgasm loom "Please... stop... someone might- AH!"

Applebloom squirms, her face bright red as she came "be... watchin..." she finishes, breathless

Diamond nods and walks over to the window and opens it, Scootaloo sitting on the branch, camcorder held steady in one hand "What? I'm not here remember? Unless you want to tell us your plans for her, go back to it. We're wasting valuable time"

"Scoots, not right now, or if you must, don't post it or give it to Rainbow and I'll give you double the usual. Okay?"

Scootaloo closes her camcorder "... double and a half, I wanna buy something I've had my eye on"

Diamond nods "So we have a deal?"

"Yeah, we have a deal, now go back! She'll notice you talking to me!"

Returning to Applebloom, she finds her asleep, pants still open "Really?"

After some shaking, Applebloom wakes up "What?"

"You fell asleep! And after I gave you a hand job! just like a guy... I think"

Applebloom blushes "Sorry about that... so... your show?"

Diamond grins "They can wait a few minutes, I need you now"

Applebloom gulps

"Now... just let me get my clothes off..." Diamond says, undoing her belt and pants

"No show?" Applebloom asks

"That's when I have the patience and right now, if I don't get off, I'm gonna have an aneurism" Diamond replies, pulling her shirt off

Applebloom shrugs and pulls her own shirt off, her pants sliding down her legs "So, what's th- MMPH!"

Diamond grabs Applebloom, holding her close as she ravishes her mouth, Applebloom's mind turning to applesauce in the process

Breaking contact, Diamond leads Applebloom to her bed, legs draped over the side "There are my prizes..." Diamond mutters huskily

Taking one foot, she licks it slowly, Applebloom moaning in pleasure "H-how does... it work on... my feet?"

"Pressure points my love" Diamond coos, pressing on the inner part of Applebloom's feet, the farm girl's body starting to spasm

Repeating the process on the other foot, Diamond grins "You know... this is kind of fun"

"Stop... ruinin' the moment"

She laughs "Sorry, so what you want to do now?"

"... Climax" Applebloom says brusquely

"Your wish is my command" Diamond says, starting to lick Applebloom's soaked snatch

She gasps, closing her legs around Diamond's head "Yes... right there... mmhh..."

Diamond smiles and doubles her efforts, humming as she does so

Outside Scootaloo grins "You should really be in a porno you two... oh wait, you already are!"

Applebloom moans and her legs tighten around Diamond as she comes, wordless moans emanating from her throat

She relaxes and smiles at Diamond "How... are ya... so good?"

Diamonand shrugs "I practiced on pillows a lot"

Applebloom motions for her to come closer, pulling her into a passionate kiss, sharing the taste of her fluid

They part, Diamond smiling "You can go wash up in the bathroom, I'll go make some food for us... real food"

Applebloom shakes her head "Nope, it's your turn"

"Wha- eek!" Applebloom flips her onto the bed, a devilish grin on her face "Ah'm gonna help ya"

Diamond blushes Oh god! Oh god! She's gonna go down on me! I hope this isn't another dream or fantasy

Applebloom winks and lifts her onto the floor, on her hands and knees "How did that dream go...?"

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Diamond blinks "What?"

"Ah was askin' how that dream of yours went"

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"Oh no ya don't!" Applebloom says, yanking on one of Diamond's breasts

"AHN!" Diamond moans, her mind starting to cloud

"... Now ah remember how it went" Applebloom says, grabbing the other and starts a rhythm, not expecting any results

Oh how wrong she was

Diamond moans as she climaxes, Applebloom lightly hitting her rear

Diamond whimpers "Harder"

"But... ah don't want to hurt ya..."

Diamond smiles "Don't worry, I'm strong and you could never willingly hurt me"

Applebloom nods and hits Diamond's plush rear with a resounding smack

Diamond gives a primal growl of pleasure, her mind shutting down

Guess that worked... Applebloom thinks to herself when another part of the dream surfaces

She grabs Diamond's panties and slips them on, Diamond too far gone to notice

Returning to her pulling, Applebloom marvels at how elastic Diamond's breasts are compared to her hard ones

"M-more..." Diamond moans, her tongue hanging out

SMACK!

Applebloom rubs her smacking hand on her thigh "Ow..."

One of Diamond's hands starts to creep towards her snatch, the motion caught by Applebloom "Don't even think about it"

Undaunted, the hand still moves closer until it's placed back where it was, supporting Diamond's weight

SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!

Diamond looses a shrill cry of pleasure as she climaxes, her breasts releasing warm milk onto the floor and Applebloom's hands

"Whoa... didn't know ya could do that..." Applebloom mutters, clenching and unclenching her hands

Diamond only whimpers softly, still squirming on the floor

I... wonder... what she tastes like... Applebloom thinks to herself, licking one of her hands

"YECH!" she spits, wiping the horrible liquid off her hands on the closest thing

Which happened to be Diamond's ponytail

"Oh crap. Sorry Diamond!"

Diamond makes no show of hearing her, still riding out her climax, looking like a fish yanked from the ocean and onto a boat

"... Sure hope she tastes nice..." Applebloom says, steadying Diamond's hips for a second, spreading her pussy open "... Pink is good right?"

Taking a lick, Diamond squeaks near silently, a second orgasm hitting her before she finished the first

... She tastes like mint and... raspberries... ah like it... Applebloom thinks to herself, suckling the swollen nub like Diamond had the first time

Diamond's mind exploded as she felt intense pleasure rake through her body, a fire seeming to grow outwards from her heart as she felt something more powerful than an orgasm rush through her

Power

Applebloom's mind is flooded by a similar feeling as she ravages Diamond's tender flesh, both girls seeming to glow as that feeling explodes outwards

Their watches glow, turning into devices in the shape of a miniature tablet, a symbol of a book with a blade pointing down above it, as if it was about to stab the book.

And as both girls yell out in pleasure, the sword lowers into the book, the glows intensifying

FANTASY SOURCE, POWER UP!

FANTASY SOURCE, POWER UP!

The glows die and laying on the floor are two costumed people panting, pink and red colored clothing on

Applebloom, heaving on the floor has a fire-red flared pea coat on and flame-patterned pants on, a pink scarf around her neck and a flintlock-esque gun holstered on her left side, a sheathed rapier with a flame design on the knuckle guard on her right. A full-head helmet with a black visor where her eyes would be, cut in the shape of a fruit slice, the skin pointing outwards

Diamond has a similar costume on except with a diamond-patterned skirt-blouse with similar weapons, and a diamond choker instead of a scarf glittering brightly. Her helmet is similar, but the visor is in the shape of a diamond

Applebloom groans "Ah feel funny... and heavy..."

"I know what you mean... I feel like I'm wearing... clothes... Applebloom?"

Applebloom stirs "What?"

"I... I think we morphed... like... just now" Diamond says, staring at her reflection in Applebloom's visor

"We what? Speak up, it feels like ah got... what the hey?!" she jumps, staring a herself "WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK AM I WEARING?!"

"Your ranger uniform... how does mine look?" she pirouettes in place, her skirt flaring when she does

"... Like a princess ah guess..." Applebloom says, crossing her arms

Diamond jumps and squeals, clapping her hands "That is so awesome!"

"How do I look? God ah hope ah don't look like a princess" Applebloom mutters

Diamond walks over to her, and throws an arm over her shoulder "Like a prince... my prince~"

Applebloom blushes "G-good to know... how do we change back?"

"Just do as I do, Strike an Ulitmo pose like this" she puts both arms over her chest "And then say 'Power down'!" she throws both arms down, her body glowing for a moment then disappearing, leaving the girl inside standing with a smile on

"Simple enough" Applebloom says repeating the motions

Outside in the tree, Scootaloo nearly pisses herself "Holy... Sweet... fucking flame-spewing crap-assed bitch with a bloody cunt..."

She turns the camera on herself "I... I got that on tape right? I gotta show Rainbow Dash!"

Jumping out of the tree, Scootaloo realizes she had forgotten a cardinal rule of life, one she had forgotten several times in her life, in fact, you'd think that a horny bird-monkey such as she would have learned, but alas, she had not. and what was that rule?

Gravity

"OH GOD I'M AN IDIOT!!!!" she screams, falling two stories to the ground, landing in a garbage can, unconscious

"Whee... I'ma burdee... tweet tweet~"

Author's Note

*that's right, we might just learn something here
** her is proof,

and I just want to say, one of my goals in life is to become a power ranger for real. WOULDN'T THAT BE EPIC?!
*** Pony tails are sexy, especially on the Tsundere heroine of fame, can anyone tell me what this is referring to?
and all thingies belong to their owners and all the junk. Do not sue me!
Scootaloo: I told you to stop making me get hurt!
But it was hilarious!
Scootaloo: It wasn't!
I could've made your mutterings that you thought you were a chicken
Scootaloo: ... fine
And if you want, I could make a spin-off of this