Spike's magical bong

spike returns to the party and enjoys it. it will be a while before he returns to ponyville.he heads for derpies house when he sees apple bloom all sad.spike says " hey apple bloom whats the matter". apple bloom replies " i want to go on a adventure but
applejack said no". spike stares at her for a bit and says "hey come with me im going to manehatten". apple bloom's eyes shot up like a sparkler. she yells " YIPPIE IM GOING TO MANEHATTEN". spike whispers " shh lets go you dont want your sister to find out do you". apple bloom nods. later they board the train and they sit down. spike notices some pink panties sticking out of a suit case. he says to apple bloom " hey ill be right back okay ". she nods as she reads her magazine. he rips it out accidently dropping the suit case on a old lady who starts screaming "AGHHHH PEDO BEAR HES BACK". and starts beating the shits out of spike. spike runs around and trips on a little colts toy truck and he lands on a mares lap and says " are these your panties" she gets mad and takes them and pimp smacks him. he flies back and lands on the floor.after the train problems he gets off at manehatten and tells apple bloom to wait by the museum since the tour didnt start for an hour. spike went to the red light district and had some fun when it was time to pay he said " do you accept jewels". and stuck one on one of the hookers flanks.
he was kicked out by the usher. he meets back at the museum for the tour.the tour begins and spike begins to place the camera spikes. apple bloom watches the tour. when placing the final camera a guard saw him he grabs the first bong he sees and runs. he is then stopped by a bong thief he wants the bong because its a special bong. spike says " screw you assface". and shanks the crap out of him with a icepick he stole from the red light district. he races to the train station with apple bloom. he shoves her on a train to canterlot and he jumps on a train to las pegasus. apple bloom yells " spike where are you going". spike replies dont worry about it okay.the train the spike got on begins to leave.