Hail Science

What the fuuuuck

Wh-why?! Why would she do that? Why in the living Hell would she do that?! She even gave me a perverted smile!

Nononononono. This is just a dream. Or rather a nightmare. But....why did I find it...arousing? She's a fucking pony for Christ's sake! That shit ain't natural. I ain't havin' that shit! I am having zero of that shit! All I could do was stare at the stairs and wonder what the fuuuck? I am conflicted, I am confused, and most disappointingly aroused. I-I d-don't know... What the fuck?

I just have to settle down, and be in zen. Complete zen. I closed my eyes and just.... fucking saw her over and over. Zen is not working. I am not in zen! I can't be in zen in moment like this. It's arousing and it's confusing. Fuck.

I got up and walked towards the stairs. I've had enough. I'm going to bed and I'll confront the lil' shit tomorrow. Maybe it was a reflex, ya know? Like, sometimes the horse does the flick of a tail and it's never intentional. It's just something that happens without control...but the smile! The fucking perverted smile meant that her intentions were to flick her tail up and reveal her...nether regions... FUCK!

After climbing the stairs, I went to the kitchen and got a glass of water and splashed it on my face. I needed to sleep and I needed to just think this over. It's not like anything was/is going to happen. I'm not fucking her. Fuck that. N-no. Don't fuck that I mean, just, fuck. No. Shit. Yeah. Shit that. Good enough.

I picked up the dish towel and went to wipe my face clean of water, only to put a blinding sting of soap into my eyes. I had forgotten that I did the dishes earlier today....

While fighting through blindness and pain, I managed my way up the stairs and to the hallway that led to their bedroom and mine. Twilight was inside now, and I could hear giggling. Being the ever-so curious person I am, I decided to put an ear up to the door, hoping to figure out what the hell they talk about.

"-actually flicked your tail up? Damn, Twi!" Oh my fucking God....

"Mhm. I think he liked it too," Twilight boasted confidently. Fucking Hell, she was telling all her damned friends!

"But Twilight, that is very rude of you! He's trying to help us get back home and you're teasing him! He's a human, anyways. No way he'd be interested in that kind of stuff with a pony!" Rarity exclaimed. Though I obviously couldn't see her expression, I was hoping it was a disappointed one. Perhaps it was Rarity who had the most common sense...

"Oh, Rarity. I know that..." Twilight said, with a tinge of disappointment. "It's just that we happened to get trapped here while I was near...heat..." Heat? The fuck was that excuse? I could be sweating up a storm but I won't get horny off of it.

"Ohhhh, that does explain a lot..." Rainbow said, trailing off. Still, it did not explain a lot. I whipped out my phone and searched "pony heat" 'cause why the fuck not? This was obviously a big thing to them.

Well shit. Basically, "heat" for animals would be a time of extreme desire to mate. That would mean she needed a mate and I was the only male around. But, she'll have to wait it out. I'm not fucking a pony. That was against my values and against the law. Bestiality and all that shit...

"Welp, seein' as that th' case, ya'll be hopin' he's willin' ta help." Oh, fuck you Applejack. I mean that as an insult, not a sexual manner.

"I don't know though...he is a human and I'm a pony..." Holy shit, how'd you get to that solution? "But, maybe he could make an exception..." HA! Keep dreaming. I ain't doing shit with you. Not a fucking chance.

I've had enough of this. I walked down to my bedroom and closed the door, locking it behind me. I didn't need her sneaking up on me in the middle of the night...

I was awoken to the sound of something knocking on wood. I sat up and looked at the clock. It read 3:27 AM. The knocking continued, and I quickly figured out it was my door. They must need something if they have to wake me up so early...

I got out of bed and put on some pajamas. Then, I asked through the door, "Who is it?"

"It's me...Twilight..." She sounded almost kinda depressed...but if she was...I couldn't just leave her out there...I did have somewhat of a heart for depressed people. Then again, she was also in heat...

"What do you need?" I asked simply, not wanting to open the door just yet. I heard her sigh.

"I...just need to come in...please?" Her voice was calming and I felt a twinge of sadness from her depressed tone. Knowing her, she probably had her ears down in that adorable position again...

Now it was my turn to sigh. Hopefully, she wouldn't just jump on top of me and fuck me senseless. Even as all powerful and strong I might be, her magic would prove challenging to overcome. "Alright..." I said, reluctantly opening the door. As I had thought, her ears were down in the position and she was looking at the floor. She did, however, seem very tense... "Come on in..." I whispered now, not wanting to wake the others. She trotted in and jumped up on my bed, laying down. "What are you doing?" I asked suspiciously.

She looked up and gave me a half-smile. "I had a horrible dream and I wanted to see you..." Uh huh. Sure ya did. However, I wasn't just going to send her out because she could be telling the truth.

"Alright. You can sleep in here, but only for tonight," I told her, getting into bed once again. "And don't try anything, Miss Heat." She glanced at me strangely and smiled.

"Sorry about that...." she whispered. I wanted to say it's fine, but I didn't want to imply anything...

She lay her head down on a clump of blankets and closed her eyes. Honestly, she looked adorable while sleeping; her chest slowly rising and falling, her ears down and mane and tail sprawled out on the bed cover...

I couldn't take it. I snatched her up, earning a shocked gasp, and brought her in close to me. She giggled and nuzzled into my chest. "You know, you make yourself out to be a mean person...but you're really not," she whispered into my ear. How she ever knew how I viewed myself, I'd never know. It was creepy to say the least, since I always presented myself with confidence and not self-loathing. Then again, I didn't know the power of a pony with wings and a horn. She could read minds for I all know.

"Tell me about your universe," I said, no longer feeling the slightest dreary. She scooted back on the bed and rolled over to face me.

"My universe isn't anything special. There are four princesses who kinda control Equestria. My teacher and her sister, Celestia and Luna, are the ones everypony knows about. The sister-in-law Princess Cadance sees over the Crystal Empire. I'm....just the princess of friendship. Celestia and Luna are the sun and moon, and Cadance is love. They're a lot more important than me...." she finished sadly. I felt a bit of sadness wash over me.

"Oh, they wouldn't make you a princess if you were any less important. They obviously needed you..." I assured her. She smiled and nuzzled my chest again.

"Thank you..." she whispered. "And I mean it. You could have left us to figure out our way back home, but you decided to take care of us. Even though it's only been two days...it's meant a lot to us..." That was an extreme confidence booster to say the least. "And what I did earlier in the lab..." Oh no... "it was a sign of affection. Sure, heat had something to do with it, but I also want to repay you for what you've done for us..." Errr, I didn't like where this was going..."So you'll let me do that...right?" And there it was, but I didn't really think it would be as shocking as it was...

"I, uh..." I tried to say, but not being able to form any words. She put on her smile and started moving under the covers.

"Uh, Twi- ahh..." I could my pajama bottom being slipped off, and something stroking me in places I wouldn't like stroked by a pony...

Her wings unfolded and blew the sheets off the bed, leaving me stranded in a T-shirt and my underwear with a bulge I hated to admit was caused by Twilight.

"It seems like you don't mind it..." she breathed lustfully, a field of magic surrounding my underwear. Slowly, inch by inch, they were removed, my dick flopping out as the waistband passed over. "Ahhhh...it's bigger than I expected..." Expected? Motherfucker expected me to be small? That's very discouraging. Also, expected? Again? Meaning she's thought about this before? I wonder how these two days have been for her...

"Twilight..." I moaned. She grinned and gave the tip a little lick, causing me to gasp. It certainly was a delightful sensation. Her tongue was rough but not too rough to the point that it felt like wet sandpaper grinding on me.

"I wonder what would happen..." she trailed off, scooting closer to me. She leaned her head over my tip and put it in her mouth. I threw my head back, moaning at the pleasure soaring through my body. She giggled and started moving downward, taking the entire length into her mouth, bit by bit, until she reached the base. God damn she really knew how to give a blowjob, making me wonder if she's done this before...

She began to take my dick out of her mouth, but stopped at right before the tip, and swirled her tongue around it. "H-holy shit..." I groaned, gripping the sides of the bed. Soon after she'd her tongue swirl, she began to bob up and down on my cock, picking up pace as she went. She looked up as she proceeded, and gave me a little wink that nearly caused me to blow right there. In all honesty, I didn't want this to end anytime soon...

After a few more minutes of watching her beautiful little head bob up and down on my length, I couldn't take it anymore. I gripped her head and pulled her all the way down to the base, stopping and blowing my load right into her throat. Her eyes went wide as she gulped the sticky semen down. She pulled off my dick and gave a little cough.

"Ya know, you should give a little warning before you do that..." she moaned sexily. She swung one of her hind legs over my body and sat on my crotch area, right above my dick. Her juices began to flow down my sides, the warmth from her pussy overwhelming. She looked back and saw that I hadn't gone any softer. "Heh, it appears you can't get enough of me... How about we go for the main event?" She lifted her ass up and teased the tip of my dick with her puffy lips. I moaned as she went, slowing going down and then pulling herself back out. Why the fuck was she such a tease?!

Once again, I couldn't take it anymore. I grabbed her ass and shoved her down, making her yelp with surprise and pleasure. It was extremely warm inside her pussy, and so damn pleasing!

"Celestia dammit... Didn't I tell you not to do something like that without warning?" she nagged. Strangely enough, that didn't kill the mood for me. "Besides, I'm doing the work for you as a sign of my gratitude. Now lay back and let me fuck you." She may not be so assertive outside of the bedroom, but she had it going for her while she was.

She started bouncing up and down, her moans getting louder as she went. It was so damn good. She was tight, but she wasn't a virgin, confirming my suspicions that she had done this before. Unexpectedly, she leaned down and pulled me into a long, passionate kiss. It didn't last long as her eyes went wide and rolled back, her orgasm tearing through her body. She started grinding her hips faster and faster, riding it out and giving me the most pleasurable sensation as her ass whapped against my crotch as she bounced.

She continued to ride me until every trip down caused a yelp or excessively loud moan. I could feel my dick throbbing as it yearned to blow, but having me prevent it. Could ponies get pregnant from humans? I actually hoped no one knew that answer....

"Cum inside me already! Holy fuck!" she started screaming, her movements getting faster and faster as she tried to get me to nut. I grabbed her ass once again and shoved myself as far as I could into her, releasing an even larger load than before. She screamed, certainly loud enough to wake the others, before I pulled her down into a kiss to keep her quiet. She moaned and leaned into it, collapsing onto my chest. Pulling herself off, she looked down at her crotch and mine.

"Seems like we made quite the mess..." she giggled. I nodded, gulping down my doubts from earlier. Certainly, this was worth eternity in Hell. Well, probably not...

"Why don't we clean up and get to sleep?" I asked blissfully. She nodded and her horn glowed, encasing our bodies until all the orgasmic fluids and sweat was clear from us. Then, she laid back down, cuddling next to me.

"Thank you... Who knows? This might not be the only time we get together..." she whispered hotly in my ear before giving me a little wink. Closing her eyes, she snuggled up close, and shattered my heart. These ponies definitely weren't the worst, especially Twilight. I didn't plan on using them for just this anyways.... Maybe they could teach me a few things...

Then, the thought struck me. I had just fucked a pony and wholeheartedly enjoyed it. Oh well...

"Twilight. I have your answer..." I whispered. She opened one eye.

"My answer to what?" she asked tiredly. I smiled and closed my eyes, laying back.

"I don't want to fix the portal..." She gasped a little, and moved closer to me.

"Good," she replied happily. Then, we both drifted to sleep...