Chapters Fluffy (A Psychedelic Fanfiction)
Once upon a time... There was a guy named Westdog01 who used big fonts!
And, also, there were ponies, unicorns ,and pegasuses!
One day at the fluff factory called FLUFFFF(Four f's!) had an explosion!
"KABOOMM!!!" it yelled madly. "Shut up!" said a random pony from the crowd. "No you shut up!" Said the explosion! "No you!" "YOU!" "YOU!" "YOU!" And all of Equestria could hear!
So, then the fluff-goo scattered all over the place, turning everyone FLUFFY!
"Nuuuuuu!" yelled Discord, from all the way across the world!
Then Fluffified Pinkie Pie® came into your view from out of nowhere and said "Hey, That's What I Said!".
Then Fluffified Twilight Sparkle® said "We should stop the fluffiness!"
But, all of a sudden, the creators of MLP said "HALT! We own MLP! We will make money off of you!". Then, they took the Mane Six and put them in Walmart® stores*.
"Oh nu!" Said Doctor Whooves. "We must get in the TARDIS!" So, he ran, and ran, and ran, and...
RAN
He finally made it to the TARDIS! He got inside and went to the Walmart® world!
But, then everything went wrong. The MLP Creators took him and sold him at Walmart®!
"Oh goodness." Said the Doctor. "I guess I will call Captain Jac- wait." He paused for a second. "Captain Jack is no longer in my timeline..." He started to think some more. "I know!" He said excitedly. "I will get Amy Pon- AGH!" Something tells me this will take a while. Let's move on to the next person!
And, now... It's time for... DJ PON-3!
Pon-3 was minding her business... WITH HER BASS CANNON!
She was at a club performing at a concert with Deadhors3.
But, then she was all of a sudden inside Walmart®.
"I know what I have to do..." She said. "Get out my bass cannon, and destroy Walmart®, and save my friends!"
"What about me?" Said Deadhor5. Pon-3 stared at him... "I don't know." All of a sudden Deadhors3 was taken away to be sold! "WE WANT MORE MONEY!" Said the MLP Creators.
"Well, you can do nothing." Said Pon-3.
Meanwhile, The Mane Six were stuck inside a box set at Walmart®.
"What are we going to do?" Asked Pinkie Pie? "I was supposed to be at the club today... DJ Pon3 and Deadhor5 were there." They just stared at her. "Wow." said Rainbow Dash. "We are going to die, AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS PARTYING?!" "Yeah, pretty much." said Pinkie.
Buzz Lightyear came in all of a sudden. "Is this the Disney® section?" he asked. "No, this is the Hasbro® section." said Twilight. "Now, how do I know that?" she asked.
Meanwhile, The Doctor finally found a solution! "I will call in Ditzy!" He announced to the air. "Great idea!" said the air.
He got out his phone form the TARDIS, and called Ditzy... AKA Derpy.
Ditzy was inside her house feeding her chickens... If only she had some.
She got the call... "Quickly! IN THE TARDIS!" said the phone. She ran into the TARDIS, and went with Doctor Whooves to go save the Mane Six. Annnnnddd, Deadhor5.
Meanwhile the Mane Six were in there boxes... ABOUT TO GET BOUGHT!
"I can't wait to play with meh MLP toys!" said Poopy Toddler. "I'm gonna name them FLUFFLES!"
"Oh shoot me..." said Rarity. Out of nowhere a gun was pointed at her. "NO! I don't mean like that!" she quickly exclaimed. The gun moved away slowly.
"I am just glad this set came with animals." said Fluttershy, hugging her fuzzy friends.
"I'm gonna make them hunt the animals, mommy!" said the Poopy Toddler. "Especially Fluttershy! And, in the end, THERE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
Fluttershy gasped! "Oh, the poor animals." Apple Jack looked at her in shock. "ANIMALS?!" Apple exclaimed. "What about us?"
Then Poopy Toddler went on... "I'm going to decapitate their heads, and put them on poles! Then, I'm gonna feed them to Bunny!"
Fluttershy was happy. "Bunny!" But, what they didn't know... Was that bunny was a pitbull.
END OF CHAPTER POO
*Fluffified Ponies® are not available in all Walmart® stores! More than likely, not any!
Fluffy (A Psychedelic Fanfiction)
Lala DerpDerp was an average flaffybaffyfluf. A weird creature that looks like this:
Lala DerpDerp decided to go for a walk. Walking to a toilet.
"This is the best toilet I have ever used!" said Lala.
"I think I should get the readers to know some about me!" the He/She said randomly.
Lala didn't know much about himself/herself. He/she didn't even know if he/she was a boy or a girl!
Lala was abandon. Upset. Innocent.
So innocent, that his/her eyes are so buggy!
But, all of a sudden, Lala DerpDerp exploded into pieces of blood, and gibs, and gore.
Organs were all over the ground. Kidneys where on top of a head.
And, we finally find out that it's a boy!
Moving on to the actual story...
"Why am I on the ground?" asked Pinkie, weirdly. "I can't move a muscle!"
"Oh no!" said Twilight. "Were turning into Fluffified® ponies!"
"Spoilers..." said River Song. "Wait, what?!" said Apple Jack.
"I am here to save you!" said Prince Charming. "For, I, am Prince Charming!"
Shrek came out and smashed Prince Charming into smoldering remains.
"No your not." said Shrek, in anger.
All of a sudden Shrek exploded. It seems people that don't belong in the story explode... That means!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR [Insert Sad Music Here]
Meanwhile, The Doctor and Ditzy where on there way to save them!
"We will save them!" said the Doctor. "NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!" said... you know...
"You will be Exterminated!" said a Dalek.
"No! He will be Deleted!" said a Cyberman.
"EXTERMINATED!" "DELETED!" "EXTERMINATED!" "DELETED!"
"Um... Guys?" said the Doctor. "I wouldn't blink if I were you." a Dalek quickly replied. "We can blink if we want to! Because we are Dalek!"
All of a sudden one by one the Daleks disappeared. And, then the Cybermen.
"I have the stone chisel!" said Ditzy. "Good." replied the Doctor.
"This may take a while...
Meanwhile, again, Spike was cooking up some dinner! "I can't wait to see the look on Twilight's face when she sees that I'm cooking without her permission!" he said.
Then he heard a loud BEEP BEEP BEEP!
"AHH! FIRE!" yelled Spike, as he ran out of the house, watching it burn in the process.
"Phew." he said. Watching his house catch on fire. "Twilight is going to kill me..."
The Doctor finally finished chiseling the Weeping Angels, and went back to his business. Saving the Mane Six.
"Alons-Wait... What do I say now?" he said, setting the coordinates.
A loud whoosh filled the air, as the TARDIS went hurling through the space time continuum.
The Mane Six had been waiting for whoever to save them. Now, they were turning into toys, and more than likely to be eaten by Bunny.
"Bunny is hungry." said Poopy Toddler. "I think I should feed him..." She let out a large demonic sounding laugh. Coming from a baby...
Then she heard a wooooshhhhhh. And, then the Mane Six was taken into the TARDIS, leaving Poopy Toddler crying.
"Thank you for saving us." said Fluttershy, thankfully. "Yeah, we would've been doggy rabbit food, if it weren't for you." said Apple Jack.
The TARDIS pulled over. "Did you say doggy rabbits?" asked the Doctor. "It's not an alien." said Twilight. "It's just a dog named Bunny."
"Ooooh." said the Doctor.
The TARDIS finally came to a stop. Twilight stepped out, looked at it, went back in, walked around it, and finally said: "It is a dimensional transcendentalism using force to shape shift, thus making it have disambiguation." The Doctor stared in amazement. "That is a first... The very first." said the Doctor, surprised.
Meanwhile, Dj Pon3 still thought that the Mane Six was captured. She had spent days, and days of searching, and eventually gave up. End of her story...
Spike was still scared that Twilight would have her head.
Then, he snapped his finger for the fun of it. It caused him to be in another dimension. Filled with wacky things.
Ben 10 walked by. "Hi." he said drifting away. "Momacita Lopita...Derp" said a Random pony drifting through space.
"Weird..." said Spike, snapping his fingers. It made him go back to normal.
"I, have, a, SUPER POWER!" he said, excitedly.
He took a moment to think up of a name. "I GOT IT!" said Spike. "DIMENSIONAL MAN!"
Spike snapped his fingers. Nothing happened. "Aw..."
Twilight finally got back. Spike was in TROUBLE. Moving on to the FLUFFFF organization. In teh next chaptuh. HUEHUEHEHEUHEUEHUHEUEH!
END OF CHAPTER DOO
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Fluffy (A Psychedelic Fanfiction)
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This is completely random! It does not make any sense, and it is nonsense. I just wanted to make you laugh. Do not get mad at me calling this a trollfic, and please do not kill me if you think this is a serious fic, and find out it's not (In case you don't know what psychedelic is!).
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Fluffy (A Psychedelic Fanfiction)
MUDNUSS ENDS! (When I got bored.)
FLUFFFF stands for Finding Losers Under Fluffy FOO FOO Fingers.
So, now that we know THAT, let's move on to the important people.
Mr. Richiest Rich owns the company. Thanks to him FLUFFFF is a multi-hundred dollar company.
"I will rule teh warald!" said Richiest Rich. But, he exploded into piles of gibs and gore.
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"MOMMY! I WANT MY FOOD!" said the baybay.
The mommy didn't have food. "I don't have food." said the mommy.
The baby got mad. "I WANT FOOD!" he yelled growing into a Godzilla figure.
He stomped on his mommy, and ate a building filled with innocent children.
"Can I, like, have your sandwich." asked someone to a random pony.
The random pony looked at the dude and simply said...
"NOOOO!!!"
The Cutie Mark Crusaders were walking through the city.
Then, Diamond Tiara said "Hello LOSERS!" The Crusaders looked at her, and said: "HEY PITFACE!" They said it simultaneously.
Diamond Tiara started crying, and ran off, to be hit by a car. THE END
"Westdog01 rocks!" said everypony in the school. Except for one...
Somepony named poopy face.
He exploded into gibs and gore, and blood on the floor. BYE BYE!
A random pony... Walking through town. Quickly does the Gangnam Style...
"OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!" he yells. "HEYYYY S-" he exploded into gibs and gore, before he could finish.
"Mommy, can I touch the dead pony?"
"Sure, son. I don't care whatever you touch!"
Everypony went mad... Ever since the fluffy incident. Now, everyone is fluffified®...
The creators of MLP made a fortune off of Deadhor5...
The Mane Six lived...
Spike got grounded for life...
Many people exploded...
LaLa Derp is dead...
The Daleks and Cybermen went to war in 1901...
The Weeping Angels are pieces on the ground...
And, everypony is crazy...
And, last, but not least...
WESTDOG01 IS AWESOME!!!
The End....