Hello, dear readers! Discord here, Lord of Chaos and part-time tv executive!

Now that last part is a villain title if I ever heard one. And here I thought you’d reformed.

Do you mind, author? Be grateful that I’m not having you rewrite the entire story to include me. You really think Spike would have his bachelor party without me?

Well, you weren’t in his O&O group yet when I started this story.

And this is a problem now because …?

… because I haven’t updated this story in forever.

Correct! But now I am here! I’m the tv executive who scooped up your show when the original station dropped it in the middle of a two-parter, allowing you to finish that two-parter and adding one made for tv special to finish the season.

… Yeah, you say it like that. But I think most people never really got the sitcom format for this story.

I got it! Remember when I said it to the readers at the end of the prologue?

Pinkie!? What are you doing here?

I felt a disturbance in the Fourth. So that was you guys, huh? Wait, are you telling me that this story is finally getting an update after all these years?

Well, yeah. I always said that I was gonna finish it.

Not that anybody still believed it at this point.

Hey, I take pride in the fact that I do not have any unfinished stories on the site … except this one. Which will be remedied!

Says here that you have another story that’s been on hiatus even longer than Spikes & Apples.

That was a commission, so that doesn’t count! It’s hardly my fault that the intended follow-up never came and then I stopped doing commissions altogether.

What about that other story you’ve been swearing up and down for years was coming that’s sitting half-finished on your hard drive?

I’ll finish that, too. But this is first. People have been waiting for this.

You say that, but how many people do you think even remember where you left off?

Oh! Oh! I remember! This is a two-parter in a sitcom format, right? So how about I do something like a Previously On segment?

Okay, Ponkers. Yeah, that actually sounds helpful. Might be a nice way to catch up all our readers. What did you have in mind?

Let’s see. First, Spike and AJ got married in Las Pegasus, and then Spike moved in with the Apple Family and they had really loud sex, like really, really loud! And so they had to take it out into the orchard, but …

I can already see where this is going.

… and then they had sex at Twilight’s castle, because they couldn’t burn that down. But then when they had sex in the locker room of the school gymnasium, the sprinkler went off …

Yeah, should have seen that one coming.

… and then AJ came out from under the desk and licked her lips and I couldn’t believe it. I mean, was she really polishing his pickle under there the whole time he was talking to …

Well, it’s not an unfair summarization of the story thus far.

… And that’s how Equestria was made!

Wait, what!?

And now the conclusion. Mwahahaha!!!

Author's Note

You thought this story was dead, didn't you?