The Harmony Theft

"STOP! THIEF!"

I ran. I ran as hard as I could. I could already hear them chasing after me. "FUCK YOU!" I screamed. I didn't look back, I learned from many arrests that it slows you down. I could hear doors opening behind me and confused voices.

"HES GOT MY CROWN!"

I continued running and not looking back. I gripped the crown as hard as I could so it wouldn't slip out of my hands. I lost too many clips of ammo and money and other loot when I didn't grip it tightly. The voices became startled and beginning chasing after me. I turned the corner. Just a little further. Fuck me I couldn't help it. I looked back to see white stallions and five other ponies chasing me, one was flying after me. The purple one among the five on the ground was my victim, the one I stole from. I turned back and kept running. I ran out the door and across the walk way. I got on the edge and looked down. Shit...That was a long fall.

"Give it up!" I spun around to meet my victim. "Give back the crown and your punishment will not be as harsh." I gave her the 'up yours' salute.

"I'd love to, but I got a date with the sky. See ya, your royal bitchness." I gave a bow and fell back. I looked up and saw them looking down at me. The blue winged one flew at me. "FREEZE FUCKA!" I pulled out my T62-CEW taser and shot it at her. Hit! She was sent into a fit of spasms and I felt something pick me up and fly away from the castle. I let out a laugh. "MAN!" I shouted over the wind. "THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID!"  We descended into a forest. I was dropped into the forest floor. I turned to see the Pegasus land next to me. Blue Jay, from what I remember. Her blue coat and dark blue mane and green eyes and the mark on her flank, it looked like the happy and sad masks from those drama plays. She was laughing as well.

"Did I tell ya, or did I tell ya?" She laughed some more. I reloaded my T62 and holstered it. I had to be sparing with them, I only had 6 more left, including the one loaded and ready to fire. I had all my gear when I got here. It was all taken away when I was interrogated, but the lock were so easy to pic, a two year old could have done it. I was able to escape my cell, get my gear, and escape the castle.

"You told me alright," I said. "Did you see me tase that one Pegasus?"

"Yeah," She replied. "It was the funniest thing I had ever seen."

"I told ya, It's funny to see them dance the pain dance. The way the spas out is so amusing."

"You ready to go?"

"Not yet, we need to hang low a little longer. Last time I was impatient and I got arrested." We waited a good 30 minutes and we took to the sky again. She wrapped her front legs around me and took off. Within 2 hours. (Including breaks, I'm heavy to her so she needed to rest. I'm only 230 pounds, all muscle heh. I am more of a lean build, guess I should tell you a little about myself. I am a 6 foot tall white guy, with brown hair and eyes. I am, or was, part of a group called Syndicate. I stole money and other loot. That when I was back at earth. I woke up here and now I still steal, for her that is.) I was really excited to return to her. My first major theft was a success! The only reason she found out was because of the damn dragon. I swear, tails have minds of their own. I tripped over it and he woke up with a yelp and that cause her to wake up. We got to the castle looking rock structure and walked in. There she sat, in the throne room on her throne. Where else would she sit? I walked up to her and took a bow. "Queen Chrysalis."

"You are back a little earlier then I had expected." I chuckled.

"I told ya I was good. We would had been here earlier, but Blue decided to take breaks."

"Shut up," She said. "You are heavy."

"I'm joking Blue." I said. I turned back to Chrysalis. "So Chrysie-"

"Don't call me that."

"CHRYSIE!" I said in a goofy, high pitched voice. I made a stupid smile and put both hands on both my cheeks and began rubbing up and down. She giggled and I stopped. "Anyway, I'm tired, I'ma hit the hey."

"Same," Blue said. I tossed Chrysalis the crown and we walked to our room. We had to share one, there wasn't enough room for us to have separate ones.

I plopped down on my bed and Blue did the same. "Nice job by the way." She  told me.

"Thanks, You had me worried, I was falling for a little bit longer than I wanted to." Blue laughed.

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"M-my crown..." Twilight sat down in defeat. "It's gone, not only was it my crown, but an element piece as well."

"That little...!" Dash was enraged that she let him get away. "If it wasn't for that spell, I would've had him!"

"Maybe he didn't know that it was an element." Applejack said. "He wasn't pony, maybe he thought it was a crown that was worth a lot."

"Maybe..." Twilight was still upset. "But how did he get in?"

"I dono," Applejack replied, "But he must've been a sneaky little feller. I don't think the guards would just let 'em in."

"Awwww," Pinkie said. "Cheer up Twilight! Look at the bright side!"

"What bright side?" Twilight said.

"Ummmm...at least he didn't take anything else." Pinkie said.

"That's not the point!" Twilight said. "He made off with the crown! He can have everything but that!"

"It's okay Twilight," Rarity said. "He must not have thought that it was an element, he might trade it for bits and he will get caught."

"I hope you're right," Twilight said. "I hope you're right..."