The Harmony Theft

"Wake up Ryan, you slept in." I slowly opened my eyes. Blue Jay was over me. I jumped a little.

"God Blue," I said. "Can't you back up? You scared me." She laughed.

"Come on, You need to gather more info about your next theft."

"Were to?"

"Sweet Apple."

"Ah." I got up. I didn't bother with clothes, I was just in my underwear and socks. I was getting changed into a pony any way, why put clothes on? Chrysalis changed me into a pony and I flew off to Sweet Apple. I landed down and I saw her. Applejack. I made my way over to her and froze. Why were there Guards here? I wasn't comfortable around them. I completed my walk over to her. "Hey Applejack," I said. "What up?"

"Hmm?" She turned to look at me. "Oh. Howdy partner. How may I help ya?"

"Well..." I looked over to the Guards. "Umm...I...uh..." She giggled.

"Don't like da Guard to much do ya?"

"We have history, yes... But um, you said something yesterday about you having an amulet?"

"Yes I do." She looked at me funny. "Why?"

"Well, I-"

"Sounds mighty suspicious if ya ask me."

"Sorry, did I come off like that?" I tried to sound innocent. "I didn't mean to."

"The fact that ya said ya had history with da Guard makes it sound little more-"

"I'm not the bad guy here AJ," I said. "I just wanted to know if it was safe."

"Of course it is partner."

"Good, good. So where did you hide it?" I asked sarcastically.

"I'm not-"

"I was joking."

"Ah...yes of course...I knew that..." I gave her a look. "Okay I didn't."

'Just a little more info?' "So, how your day been"

"Hard workn'. Big Mac hurt emself yesterday so we all have ta do extra." I had an idea.

"I could help."

"Really, ya'd do that?"

"Yeah. I'd be more than happy to."

"Why that's mighty kind of ya White. Thanks."

"No problem."

I made a bad choice.  Not that any of the work was hard, I just felt ridicules. Plowing the fields with a harness around me. They are the ponies. They should be doing it. Oh well.

Applebloom walked over to AJ "Hey sis?" She asked. "Who's that?"

"Hmmm? Oh, That's White Tone. He volunteered to help with work today once I told him Big Mac hurt himself."

'Stupid ponies. Stupid harness. Stupid plow. Stupid work. I should be stealing from banks and killing copers. Not some yard work because the guy pulled a muscle. I have done that before and I still did a successful heist. Is he that much of a wimp?"' I sighed. Done plowing the fields. Now to begin faze two of my plan. She has to thanks me some how for doing this. Maybe lunch. I could get a better idea of the farm house and where to enter from.

"Done all ready?" Applejack asked. "That was fast." She looked at the field. "And it was done properly. Well I'll be, ya don't look tiered at all."

"It wasn't really that hard." I told her.

"We are going to have lunch now, how's about ya join us?"

'YES!' "Sure, thanks." Of course I was fucked up the ass with questions. Where do I live. Who my parents are and all that junk. And that Big Mac guy, He just hurt his back. I kept going with two bullet wounds in my chest! And that's nothing! I did get a better view of the house, I would enter through the kitchen window. I thanked them for giving me lunch and flew of to Chrysalis to tell her what I got.

"There's somthn' 'bout that stallion," Applejack said. "I just can't put ma hoof on it."

"He seems like a nice stallion." Applebloom said.

"Yeah, but his voice. I swear I have herd it from somewhere." Her eyes shot wide open.

"What is it sis?"

"I swear, he sounds just like that thing that stole Twilights' crown."

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"Damn Guards." I whispered to Blue.

"Okay, meet me here once you are done." She dropped me off just outside of the apple orchard.

"Will do." I made my way to the house. The unicorn Guard had his back to me. Deep breath in, and out. I took my machete out and made my way behind him. 'Quick and swift. I have to be quick and swift.' I quickly put a hand on its muzzle to keep it from screaming. Its horn lit up. I took my machete and hacked at its horn. It must have been sensitive, because I was screaming loudly, despite my hand over its mouth. I kept hacking until I heard it.

CRACK!

Thump

Its horn fell to the ground and I slammed its head into the ground repeatedly. I kept doing so until there was no struggle. I zip tied its front legs behind its back and moved onto the Pegasus. I repeated the process, but instead, I knocked it out and took out some scissors and snipped the feathers off. Didn't want him following me. Once that one was zip tied up, I made my way in through the window. I made my way to Applejacks room. 'Hopefully, she doesn't like to read.' I slowly opened the door. She was asleep. I started looking around and I couldn't find it. I found...ummm...toys...for grown ups...but that was all beside useless junk. Something was shining in the corner of my eye. The moon light was reflecting off of it. She was hugging the amulet to her chest. 'Well played Applejack, well played.' I walked over to her.

'That's right,' Applejack thought. 'Come and get it.' As I got over to her, I froze. She wasn't sleeping. You breath slower sleeping than you do when you are awake, it's more relaxed and calm.

'Sneaky little bitch thought she could out smart me. I'll show her.' I took my machete and aimed the handle on he head. 'Sleep, and for real please. it makes my job easier.' I brought down the handle on her head and knocked her unconscious. I took the amulet from her unconscious body. Then the lights turned on and I heard a scream. I turn to the door way and saw Applebloom. "Shit..."

"BIG MAC!" She ran for his room. I didn't want to see the wimp now. I jumped out of the window. I heard clopping behind me. (Don't think dirty, we all knew you thought of that.) I turned and saw Bic Mac running after me. 'Time to have some fun.' I ran and pivoted on heels and charged him. He lowered his head to headbutt me. 'Perfect!' I ran towards him and got my feet ready. Before I collided with him, I jumped and kick-pushed off of his head and into a back flip. I landed on my feet and looked at the dazed pony. 'Now' I ran up to him and kicked him in the bottom of his jaw. He flipped backwards and onto his back. I kicked him onto his side so his back was exposed. I kicked his sore back and zip tied him up. '[Man! Zip ties are fun!' He was moaning in pain. "Next time," I told him. "Think before ya do." I ran laughing back to my pick up point and me and Blue flew off.

When we got to Chrysalis, I was really excited. "Here ya go Chrysie." I tossed it to her. She grabbed it with her magic and floated it to her.

"Careful with that!" She said. "This is important. Three more..."

"Three more until what?" I asked. Why do you even need those?"

"Well," Chrysalis said. "I...ummm...ah...need them so I can...ummm...make the ponies pay...yeah. There are three more u-"

"If ya don't want to tell me," I said. "Then say you don't, I'll respect that. Don't lie to me. Just say you don't want to tell me."

"Okay." She said.

"Good, glad we can all be friends. I removed a Guards' horn and grounded another one, so I'm tired. I'm going to bed. Blue, ya comin'?"

"I'm not going to cum anywhere near you." She joked. "But I need sleep as well so I'll go to bed as well."

"With who?" I joked back.

"Shut up." She pushed me with a wing. I laughed and retired to my bed.

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"I can't believe this!" Applejack said, rubbing the lump on her head. "He did it again!"

"Not only that," Twilight said. "But he must be a sick creature. I removed a unicorns horn and grounded a Pegasus by cutting all the feathers off!"

"That's honorable!" Rarity said. "Who would do such a thing?"

"I don't know," Rainbow Dash said. "But once I get me hooves on him, I'm gonna make him pay for what he did."

"I will double the Guards at your places," Twilight said to Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity. "He can't get those last three elements."