The Harmony Theft

I yawned as I looked around the room. Blue Jay was still asleep. I got up and got dressed. As I was fixing my hair, Blue woke up. "Whoa," She said. "For once I didn't have to wake you up." I chuckled a little.

"I'm ready to gather more info."

"Good, lets go get Chrysalis." She was waiting in the throne room.

"Hello Ryan," She said.

"CHRYSIE!" I said. She sighed.

"I need you to steal another element."

"Element?" I asked. She looked nervous.

"I mean amulet. Sorry, was thinking of something else."

"O-kay." She was acting weird. "I think that they may be onto me, the ponies."

"Oh, yes. Umm...you may have to go in on this one blind. That way they can hopefully think that your ponyself isn't tied up with the thefts."

"Okay. As much as I hate going in blind, you are right. I have to." I cracked my knuckles and neck. "Guess I just wait?"

"Correct."

"Okay." I sighed. This was going to be a long day.

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"Okay," Twilight said. "So we need to stop this thing from stealing anything else. He needs to be arrested." Applejack stood up.

"And White Tone as well." They all looked at her.

"Are you out of your mind?!" Rarity said. "Why him."

"Well thing. The White Tone feller has been at every place at day, and in the night, it's robbed. Also, haven't y'all not noticed how him and that thing sound alike?"

"Well," Rarity said. "Maybe it just happened to work out that way. Maybe they just happen to sound the same."

"Applejack may be right," Twilight said. "Come to think of it, it's starting to make sense now. Maybe White is tied up with the stealing of the elements."

"Are none of you listening?!" Rarity said. "He could be innocent!"

"Then there is only one way to find out, I will have Guards waiting inside you threes homes." Twilight said to Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity. "If he shows, he will be arrested and we will wait. If nothing is stolen, then he is guilty. If anything is, then he is innocent. It's a simple as that."

"Oh, but I can't have the Guards at m-my place," Fluttershy said. "They m-might get in the animals ways. And I don't want the animals and the Guards to be uncomfortable. And I don't have that much space. A family of ducks where hurt in the storm last week and they are still recovering and the place is a mess." Her ears folded back and she started cowering. "I can't, what if I'm not a good host to them? What if they don't like animals? What if-"

"Slow down Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash said, pulling down her sunglasses a little she leaned back onto the three behind her. "It's going to be fine." She lifted her sunglasses back up. She exhaled, sounding relaxed.

"You sound really calm about all this," Twilight said. "If that thing steals the rest of the elements, It could be catastrophic! Something might return and we won't be able to stop it because we won't have the elements!"

"We have four princesses." Rainbow Dash said.

"Did that go over your head?!" Twilight said. "How do you think Celestia sent Nightmare Moon to the moon?!"

"Umm...alicorn magic?"

"The elements! Princess Celestia used the elements to do it! We need to protect them as best we can."

"Okay, okay!" Rainbow took her sunglasses off. "Calm down."

"There is no calming down until White or that thing are caught!" Twilight screamed.

"Whoa Nelly," Applejack said. "Twi, take it easy there. Get some rest, you haven't slept since your crown was stolen."

"O-okay..." Twilight said.

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"UGGGGH!"

"Chrysalis, Ryan. Shut up." Blue told me.

"I'm sooo bored! When can we steal some shit?" I asked

"At night."

"How much longer?"

"It's only been 15 minutes. The sun sets at 8:00 so... 11 more hours."

"UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh my-" She chucked a pillow at me.

"Hey!" I chucked one back. She returned. I did the same. Soon pillows were flying across the room and we both were laughing and dodging and throwing pillows. She dodged one and flew towards me and tackled me. I fell onto the floor, taking her with me. We both laughed as we fell. I got on top and held her down, but she used her hind legs to push me off and held me down.

"Got ya!" She giggled.

"Fine, I was out of energy anyway." I lied. She giggled again.

"Sure you were."

"I was!"

"Mmm hmm. Doubt full" She giggled. I looked at her and chuckled back. She looked down at me. Our noses touched. I couldn't help but stare into those big green eyes. She looked cute in a way.

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She looked at him. He looked handsome in a way. His deep brown eyes locked with hers. She smiled. He was fun to be around, and being banished from Equestria, she hadn't been with someone who was friends with her in a long time. Sure, he wasn't a pony, but he was still her friend. She wanted to try it, but it was risky. She decided to do it.

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'God, look at her!' He smiled. She was fun to be around. She made me feel like I had a friend.

"Go ask Chrysalis to change you into a pony," Blue said. "I want to show you something cool."

"Okay." She got off me and made my way to Chrysie. I asked her to change me. She wanted to know why. I told her that I wanted to get used to being a pony. She did it and I made my way back to Blue. When I walked in the room, she was laying on her bed. She was laying in the position that I called 'Paint me like one of your french girls'. She went from cute, to beautiful. I couldn't speak. My words were caught in my throat. She giggled.

"So you gonna come over here or what?" She asked. I walked over to her

"So why did you want me to be a-" I was interrupted by her lips on mine. My eyes widened. 'Whoa...' I was again, shocked.  She pulled away.

"Come up here. I want to see you better." I got on her bed and she immediately got on top of me. She kissed me again, but this time she slid her tongue into my mouth. '

WHOA!' Shocked yet again. I slid mine into her mouth. She was sort of standing on top of me. I could feel something fall onto me leg. I was cold and wet. Another. I looked at me leg and noticed that her...umm...parts were over my leg. 'Oh sweet Jesus...' She broke the kiss again.

"Want to see how we do it here?" She asked with a seductive tone in her voice.

"Fucking yes." I hadn't done anything sexual since I arrived here. I could use this.

"Good, I want you to buck me until I can't feel my legs." This was going to be good.

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Best. Day. EVER. I put my front legs behind my head. Blue was snuggled up next to me. She hugged me and brought me close to her.

"So," She said. "How was that?"

"God that was fucking amazing." I responded She giggled.

"I'm glad you feel that way." She rested her head on my chest. I was tired from bucking her, and it wasn't time to steal the amulet yet. 'Why not?' I closed my eyes, and fell asleep.

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"Well," Rarity said. "Now do you believe me about him being innocent?"

"He's not innocent yet Rarity," Twilight said. "Maybe he is taking a break."

"Or he is too scared to face me," Rainbow Dash said. "All those times, he took me by surprise, well not this time. This time the tables are going to be turned."

"Rainbow," Applejack said. "Didn't ya have a chance when he went to steal yer element? It looked like he missed with that spell do-hicker. The mark on yer bed said it all."

"No, I split something on my bed."

"What ever."

"Well, I guess we can all go home, The Guards will be glad to hear they can rest for the day." Twilight said.

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Me and Blue were woken up by a Changeling telling us it's time. We got up and I had Chrysalis change me back into a human. We made our was to the next amulet I was going to steal. When we got there. Blue told me she would be waiting in the forest. I made my way around the house. I didn't see any Guards. This was strange. Why wouldn't there be any Guards? Are they all inside?" I made my way in the house from the front room window. It was unlocked, so I could easily get in. I made my way to the bedroom. My eyes widened as I saw the place belonged to Fluttershy. I was going to steal from Fluttershy. 'Fuck me if she wakes up, I can't force myself to do anything to her.' I looked around the room. I found the amulet. I picked it up and I stopped dead in my tracks. The amulet clanked and jingled as I picked it up. 'Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!' I heard shifting in the bed. '[Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me. Fuck me! FUCK ME!' I heard thumping. Thumping?

"Hmmm?"

'Fuck! She's up!'

"What is it?" More thumping. "Don't be silly, nopony is in the house.

'Is she talking to herself?' The thumping became more violent.

"Angle, don't be so silly."

'Angle? Who's Angle?' I had to get out while the lights were still off. I silently stepped towards the door.

CREEEEEAAAAAK!

'SHIT!'

"D-don't b-be silly F-Fluttershy. I-it's just the h-house." I was scaring her. Last thing I needed was for her to turn on the lights. I needed to be more quiet. I slowly took another step.

CCCCCCCRRRRREEEEAAAAKKKKK!

'FUCK ME!' Fluttershy let out a yelp.

"D-don't b-b-be s-scared F-F-Fluttershy. I-it's n-n-nothing." I was stuck. The fucking floor didn't do this on the way to the amulet, why the fuck now?!

'Shit, what now?' I tried to the other side, same result. I was stuck. I had to make a run for it. I got myself ready.

"H-hello? A-anyp-p-pony there?" She sounded really scared. She must've almost had a heart attack when I stood up and ran for the door. I heard her scream, but I kept running. I ran out the front door and to the forest.

"BLUE!" I screamed. "LET'S GET GOING!" She wrapped her front legs around me and we took to the sky.

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"AHHHHHH!" Twilight screamed. "AGAIN! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!"

"Well," Rarity said. "At least this proves Whites innocence."

"I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHITE!" Twilight screamed. "ANOTHER ELEMENT WAS TAKEN!" Fluttershy looked sad.

"I-it's all my fault. I-if I wasn't such a scaredy pony,h-he wouldn't have g-g-gotten a-away!" She began crying. Rainbow instantly went to comfort her.

"Hey, it's not your fault Fluttershy," Rainbow Dash said. "I'm not a scaredy pony, and he still stole it from me. It wasn't your fault. This thing is clever and knows what it's doing. It's like he has been doing stuff like this his whole life." Dash put a wing around Fluttershy. "It's okay." Twilight sighed.

"I can't believe this. He did it again. It's like we aren't trying enough. This thing needs to be caught."

"I hear ya Twi," Applejack said. "But this here thing we're up against is smart. It's like it knows what we're gonna ta throw at it and I knows how ta deal with it. He's gonna be hard to catch."

"I know," Twilight said. "But we need to stop it. I might have to ask my brother to help with this. This is serous. If all the elements are stolen, who knows what will happen!"

"I hear ya Twi. I hear ya."