The names Lyra, heaven forbid you don't know of me. I mean, come on, it's me we're talking about. Don't worry, I forgive you. Heck, if I can forgive Disco here for turning me into a newt one time, I can forgive you.

So yeah, you're probably wondering 'just what is this pony going on about?' Well saddle up kiddies, cause Mama Lyra's about to take you to school, and it's gonna be...cool. Yeah, I was never good at the whole rhyming and timing thing, irony am I right?