When the newly-arrived-to-Equestria-human Anonymous is invited to lunch by Celestia to talk about his culture back home, there's no refusing her offer. When he arrives, however, he finds that Celestia had to skip lunch to continue paperwork. She interviews Anonymous regardless, but her growling stomach prompts Anonymous to cook for her. What comes after is a mixed bag of anything.


Author's Note: This was originally a CYOA I did on /mlp/, so it's going to be second-person. I've tried my best to convert this into prose. Regardless, here's my first work on here in quite some time. Come in dry and leave me crying, FIMFiction.