Anonymous gets invited to lunch with Celestia at the castle. Madness ensues.

Is there really no pony who can provide a straightforward answer?

Because I know you guys love reading about me, huh?

The most insane, vulgar, and horrible businessman invades Ponyville. OhGodwhy.jpg

To test the behavior of humans, Twilight Sparkle sends the Cutie-Mark Crusaders to Earth, where a human brony takes care of them, not knowing he's being tested.