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by Phoenix43

Universal Rage; Darkness's Return

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'Ugh, my head. Where am I?' I ponder as I try to take in my surroundings. It's dark, except for where I'm standing, which is white, I start walking around aimlessly, the white following, until I hear a voice.

"Blazing Skies!" I hear a voice shout, "You have somethings to explain to us, 'est you wish to awaken from thine slumber!" The voice shouts.

"Shut the fuck up! I didn't fall asleep only to be mentally bitched at. Now, either show yourself, or keep hiding like a useless coward!" I shout to the voice.

"YOU DARE CHALLENGE US? THE RULER OF THE NIGHT AND WALKER OF DREAMS? Either thou art very brave or foolish, we think both." The voice says dual-toned. I'm about to respond but the black void of nothingness is replaced with a sparkling blue astral plain, revealing a midnight blue unicorn-pegasus hybrid thing with an ethereal mane and tail, that sparkles as if it's as alive as the cosmos. The pony also had a black broach, crown, and hoof guards adorning it.

"We are Princess Luna; raiser of the moon, harbinger of the night, and guardian of the dream realm." "...." "Why aren't thou bowing? Is that not custom anymore?" Luna asks confused.

"No, ponies still bow, but I'm not a citizen of this country, planet, or universe. But; if you can do what you claim, then, Nolite Ego celare." I say, catching her off guard.

"Thou speaks the language of the ancient Romane? We thought that died off many moons ago, along with them." She finishes. Before I respond she regains her thoughts, "Right; Blazing Skies, Thou art a being of great evil and yet, equally harmonious. My sister wishes you to take up amenities among the Elements of Harmony, and report to us with your reports. Eventually we will meet in body, not in mind, and we'll expect a demonstration of thine prowess for the masses to observe." Luna states with definiteness.

"That's not the best idea, maybe in private, and just to you and your sister? I don't want to cause a panic and be dissected again." I say as Luna stamps her right hoof onto the 'ground' of the plain.

"WE MUST BE OFF, GOOD LUCK AND WE AWAIT THINE RESULTS!" Luna shouts as she slams her front hooves down, cracking the plain, and sending me into a free fall towards nothingness. Just when I think I'm done falling, I'm jolted awake before I hit the black murky bottom of the astral plain.


"That's it! I've had it with this shit!" I shout as I wake up and realize that I'm still in the library bedroom and still in this dimension. I angrily get myself off the oak wood floor, and shake my head in an attempt to wake myself up. I proceed to slam my hooves as I walk out of the room and down the stairs.

"Good morning Phoenix! How are you today?" Twilight asks. I look at her and leer, "Get bent." She looks taken aback by my statement.

"That's not how we talk to other ponies young colt. what would your mother say about that?" She says sternly.

"My mother's dead, and so is my father. Also, yes it is you purple cunt." I say coldly.

"That's harsh." She says. "No it isn't." I respond, "So I'm told your name is Twilight Sparkle; Element of Magic, and Protege to Princess Celestia. Before you respond, I'm also told to spend today with you, knowing full well I'm not liable for any and all damages that follow me." I drone. Twilight looks perplexed by my statement.

"Well, yes, the former two things you said are true. I wasn't told you'd be spending time with me today, but I don't mind it, it'll give me some one new to talk to! Finally, what do you mean damages?" She asks confused.

I mean damages, like property, life, environmental, and personal. Like this." I say as I race across the library to the main door, only to turn and break it off of its hinges, shattering it into several small splinters. I shield my eyes from the blinding morning light, in a futile effort, and quickly retreat back into the library only to meet an angry looking purple unicorn.

"Do you know how much that door costs? Neither do I, so I'd appreciate it if you'd not do that again. Now come along, we need to go into town and purchase some food for us. Now, lets go." Twilight says sternly. Sh walks out of the library and into the street of this land. I reluctantly follow her out of the library.

In the street, my eyes are assaulted by vibrant colors, there are ponies of varying palettes and color schemes everywhere, I change my pupil back to its serpentine appearance, opposed to its pony counterpart. 'Why did I trust the dumb broad I met in my dream, I should be searching for Rainbow Dash, no, 106. We need to survive this place together.'

"oomph... Hey watch where you're going. You totally killed my vibe." I brush off the impact and shake my head, I gaze up and see a white unicorn with wild blue hair and purple glasses covering her eyes.

"Dude, sweet! I totally want a pair of contacts like that! Where'd you get them?" The unicorn asks. I tilt my head in confusion before responding, "They're real, and not fake. Now I'll be going, don' follow me." I say slightly growling. I walk off leaving a stunned unicorn behind, "Crazy fucking bitch." I say, accidentally a bit too loud. I choose to ignore the gasps of shock emanating from the crowd, that is until I hear a certain voice come from my right.

"Phoenix, you can't say those types of words in public. But, in other news, I did find out there's a traveling show pony in town. We should go and see her. Come on, lets go!" Twilight says, grabbing me in her magic field.


"Come one come all! To the Great and Powerful Trixie's grand performance!" A voice announces, before appearing in a puff of smoke.

"Ugh... great, I'd rather jump in the sun cannon than be here." I say, causing a few ponies to look at me. Some in curiosity, and others only to look at me like I had two heads. 'I can make that happen.' I grunt at my foolishness in talking aloud, "How could I be so stupid. I cant believe I said that, now these dumbasses are going to try and... Wait, no they won't." I say in a hushed tone.

"Well well well, it looks like we have some Neigh Sayers in the audience. Who thinks they are so great as to defy Trixie." Trixie demands. Before I look away, Trixie assumes that I dissed her... in some way.

"You! Trixie challenges you to a showmares challenge. First one to Dazzle the Crowd wins!" Trixie says triumphantly.

"Alright, you're on. I choose hidden talents. Host moves first." I say politely. Trixie obliges and does a competitors bow.

"Trixie will gladly go first, and save you the embarrassment." She says, the ponies start laughing at her comment. Trixie begins her first act with a simple fireworks display, using greens and blues to get the crowds attention.

"Your turn. You'll need all the help you can get." Trixie says to me. I nod, and smirk. I simply hold my left hoof in the air.

"That's it? All you do to best Trixie. What do you hope to do..." I interrupt her by igniting the end of my hoof in flame, and shooting the fireball upwards above the crowd. Once it's high enough, I jerk my hoof down, causing the fireball to explode in a magnificent display of reds, yellows, and oranges. I look up, just as the sparks begin to fall, leaving me speechless at my own performance.

"I concede." I say flatly.

"What?! You can't forfeit, this contest has just begun!" Trixie says getting impatient.

"Tell you what, if I concede, somepony else must take my place. Somepony like, you. Twilight Sparkle, or you Rarity." I offer. Trixie ponders before nodding.

"Alright, which one of you two shall it be?" I ask, Rarity wastes no time, in volunteering Twilight.

"Look, I know you don't want to, but my talent isn't magic, it's finding gems for designs." Rarity hisses into Twilight's ear, "Besides, you'll have our support." Rarity says comfortingly.

"I don't know, if I win, I'll be showing off just as much as she is." Twilight gestures to Trixie with a hoof. "I refuse to look like that." She says and runs off back towards the library.

"So if there's nopony else to challenge me. Then Trixie is the Greatest Unicorn Ever!" Trixie says as fireworks explode around her in a grand display of magnificence, and excellence.

"I bet Trixie could vanquish an Ursa Major! eh?" A 'slow' sounding colt declares, "Yeah! I bet Trixie could vanquish it in no time!" A prepubescent colt shouts. Trixie unwittingly, blinded by her ego, accepts. Before anypony says anything, the two colts break off in a mad dash to the forest.


The towns ponies return to their mundane tasks, while I walked back towards the marketplace, only to be stopped by a certain yellow pest.

"Hello there Phoenix. I waited like you said, and now I'm ready. Do you think you're ready to tell me about yourself? I promise I won't ask you for anything else for a while." Fluttershy pleas.

"Look, Fluttershy, I believe you, but I am not in the mood for this bullshit. I also have to go and run an errand for Twicunt Sparslut. So... Actually, I can tell you one thing." I say deviously, shutting my eyes.

"What's that Phoenix?!" Fluttershy says giddily.

"This!" I say lashing a fang filled mouth towards her, while opening my eyes, revealing piercing serpentine pupils. "Here's the thing I'll tell you. If I say leave me alone, I FUCKING MEAN IT!!" I shout at her. Fluttershy starts to get teary eyed, and begins to whimper.

"Don't. Don't cry, I only did that to give myself some peace and quiet." I say in desperation. Her reaction isn't what I expected.

"You mean that mortifying me was an excuse to have peace and quiet." Fluttershy says, her rage ever growing. "Well let me tell you something else. You do not do that!" She screams, narrowing her eyes. For the second time in life, I was honestly scared. I look in her eyes and catch sight of the stare she as giving me, that stare made my blood run cold. Only for something to ignite within me, something long that lay dormant; pure rage.

"Well maybe I wouldn't have had to do that if you hadn't just taken a hint." I say igniting myself in flames. Fluttershy turns from serious threat to tiny puppy in two seconds. The flames circling and hugging my form, casting menacing shadows, creating the illusion that I'm death himself.

"We're done here." I say walking forwards towards Fluttershy. She bolts away in tears, once gone from sight I extinguish the flames and continue with my trite task. As I'm walking through the market, some of the towns ponies stop me.

"Hey! We saw what you did to Fluttershy." One pony says.

"Your point?" I ask raising an eyebrow.

"Our point is that, you've made yourself a target. Nopony does that to Fluttershy. The last pony to make her cry, well, lets just say they aren't around any more." The mare says with malice. I smirk and start laughing. Before they ask why I'm laughing, a large roar is heard shaking the very foundation of the town. Before anypony could react, two 'slow' colts come rushing out of the forest.

"TRIXIE!" The two shout, rushing past us. Before any of us question it a large blue star bear come lumbering out of the forest. I look on in rage, as I don't want any of that shit.

"You here, angry mob. If I wreck this things shit, can we call it even? No, too bad." I say as I sprint off towards the giant bear. "HEY FUCK FACE! COME AND GET ME!" I shout as I begin to grow in size, I wanted to enter the dragon form, but something else surfaced instead. I collapse onto the ground in pain; as my muzzle elongates, my teeth sharpen, my eyes narrow, and four small ones appear under each of my larger eyes. I bring my hooves to my head, only to see the ends have already split into large and muscular claws. My mane recedes entirely and is replaced by my vertebrae, each one pushing through my skin, forming large spines along my back.

"Uhh... Are you alright?" One of the ponies asks from a distance. I don't respond, due to the pain, yet I try to stand. I feel a small hind claw appear above my hooves, only for them to separate into claws similar to my front claws.

"N-not now. wh-why did you choose now? Why y-you?" I ask silently as my wings relocate themselves in between my front and hind legs, each wing forming another razor clawed arm. My body is covered in thick armor like scales, and my tail becomes solid for one moment before splitting down the middle, each tail ending with a small bladed tip. I glance up through tears to see the town being destroyed by the giant blue bear; buildings and homes being crushed, innocent ponies dying when they shouldn't. At that moment the rage of this form manifested in one primal roar. This gets the ponies attention and the bears as well.

"Alright shit for brains. I've had it with this place. You try and be yourself and you're scolded. Now, you show up and just made my day worse. And if there's one thing you never do, it's piss me off." I growl in a shifting demonic voice. The bear looks at me and roars in challenge, I just smirk. Before the ponies or bear realize what happened, I rocket off towards the bear and slash through the things ear. I roars in pain and tries to crush me repeatedly.


{In Canterlot}

"Hmm? A letter, now? I wonder why twilight sen this?" The princess muses, although that musing is brought to a grinding halt as she reads the letter. "Guards! Ready yourselves! There's an Ursa attacking Ponyville. I expect you to arrive shortly after I do." The princess states just before disappearing in a flash of golden light as pure as the sun itself.


"Whats wrong ugly, can't handle something able to take as much as it can give?" I practically shout with pure insanity. I charge towards the bear again ready to finally end this fight, too many civilians have died today. I've ripped chunk after chunk out of the Ursa's flesh, lilac blood staining my maw, scales, and claws. The worst injury the bear's sustained thus far has been the loss of its' right forearm. While I've been beaten severely, my tails have been ripped off and my spines have been broken into small splinters, from the base of my spine. I rush forwards and launch myself into the air. I let out one final primal roar before plunging into the Ursa's mouth, and down into its' throat. I use my claws to hold myself in place so I don't slide down and fall into this things stomach. With my claws firmly locked into the lining of the esophagus I start to eat my way through the neck. My jaws snapping down on the neck lining. As I eat through the neck, I break a blood vein and my mouth is filled with lilac blood. My 'tunneling' stops for a brief moment before I continue in full force with renewed anger.

"Why is it that every time I pull ahead, you're there to slow me down? Well that ends now!" I shout, erupting in sparkling silver flames. The Ursa roars in extreme pain as I eat, claw, and burn my way through its neck. Within a couple of minutes, My jaws breach through the beasts skin, bringing forth the reservoir of lilac blood and esophageal lining forth onto the ground. I use my claws and pull myself out of the Ursa's neck just as the wounded beast finally succumbs to the blood loss. I decide to not return to pony form and enjoy my kill, "So much more meat on it than a pony." I internally muse.

"How can another creature like... you... do something like that?" A regal sounding voice asks, raising a hoof and pointing towards the town and the Ursa. I look more at the town rather than my meal. Apparently this white mare is important, because everypony and their mothers came into her presence. "Do you have an answer, or are you pleased with the result of your skirmish?" The white mare says. The ponies all looking at me.

"No, this shouldn't have happened. But I can't do anything now." I say flatly, but something about the scene was calming. The ponies were still happy and getting along, I also realized that I was returning to my normal form, due to the sickening snaps heard coming from me.

"Heh, No time like the present." I say halfway through my transformation, "To let a secret be revealed." I finish in my normal form.

"Wait! That lizard thing was you Phoenix?! Twilight shouts in surprise.

"Don't look that surprised, there was a whole mob of ponies who saw me transform." I say to the crowd.

"While I'm not sure what to say, except that until I have further proof you aren't a threat. Phoenix, I hereby sentence you to imprisonment in the Canterlot dungeons. Don't worry though, your friends can come to Canterlot with you." The white mare says.


"That was, no, it can't be. But just to be sure." I think to myself. "Maybe, just maybe, I can pass off as one of his friends, or I could break in and break him out."

"Soon, my friend, soon we'll be reunited. And I won't lose control of my abilities."


Author's Note

Add another form to the list with; Razor (That's what I call it.)
Sorry this took so long to complete, school's a bitch, but I won't stop updating. Not until I die.

I didn't really like this chapter, but if you do, great! Be yourself. Next time; Phoenix and the Main 6 explore Canterlot, and run into a 'friend' of Phoenix's [Guess right and I'll use an idea of yours in a later chapter.]
Well, you know the drill. Until next time;

-Phoenix43.

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