Cortana? This has got to be a prank... Right?

Oh look, filly's. And their teacher, they're probably on a trip.

Apparently!

"Miss Cheerilee, whats that?" Asked a certain yellow filly with a red bow

"Well, Apple Bloom"

Apple Bloom? Huh.

Cute name.

I know, right!

"That is war, legend say's he called himself John or Master Chief," Answered Miss Cheerilee "He used to wreak chaos on the land with his weapon's. Legend say's saying something bad to it will free it."

CHAOS? YOU BITCH CELESTIA I ONLY ACCIDENTALLY SNAPPED ONE NECK WHEN I FELL!

Chief?

Ok, Ok. Im calm.

"It looks ugly," Exclaimed Diamond Tiara as a crack appeared on the helmet "just look at it!"

Yes, keep insulting me!

"It looks like a monkey!" She said while crack's appeared everywhere.

That shou- "ld do it!" John exclaimed, extremely happy, while running towards Canterlot Castle.

"Finally!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Diamond Tiara screamed in terror.

~Twilight P.O.V~

"So I was just hanging about and then-"

"Rainbow, I don't think anyone want's to listen!" Exclaimed Twilight

"Ok..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed a voice.

"I TOLD YOU USING A JETPACK AND YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER WOULD'NT WOR-"

CRASH

"Ohhhhhhhhhh... Fuck..." Moaned a green and yellow giant.

"Princess... Do you know what that is?" Asked the Elements

"Yes... It's war... He has returned..." answered Celestia ominously, walking towards it.

"Owwwwwwww..." He said... and then fainted.