Cortana? This has got to be a prank... Right?

"Ohhhh..." Moaned John.

"John? Are you okay?"

"Yeah..." Said John quietly

"We HaVE AsKEd YoU TO GiVE Up YoUr FaMiLY, YOUR FRiEnds and YouR fUtUre"

"Cortana?" Asked John, taking Cortana out of his helmet, "Are you okay????"

Yes...

"Cortana. Tell me." Ordered John

"Chief... I've been in service for 8 Years..."

"8 Years?" Exclaimed Chief.

AI's deteriorate after 7...

"Celestia..."

Chief...

"CELESTIA, COME HERE NOW!'

~Celestia POV~

"CELESTIA, COME HERE NOW!"

"Excuse me My Little Ponies." Exclaimed Celestia

"Is that war?" Asked Applejack curiously

"Yes, Applejack, it is."

"Then we'll go with you, right girls!" Exclaimed Twilight

"YEA!"

~John POV~

"What is it, war?" Said Celestia, spitting the word out like it is a sware word.

"FIX HER NOW OR ELSE" Shouted war, his voice as loud as the RCV.

"Fix who?" Asked Twilight.

"Me."

""Eep!" Whispered Fluttershy

"What the? Who's that?!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash

"That is what he call's Cortana." Answered Celestia

"THAT IS CORTANA, NOW FIX HER!"

"What's wrong with her?" Asked Pinkie Pie

"She's gone rampant!" Exclaimed John, "NOW FIX HER ALREADY!"

"Whats that?" Asked Celestia

"I'll play a recording."

Playing Recording...

We HavE AsKEd YoU TO GivE Up YoUr FamILY, YOur FriendS aNd YOUR FuTuRe!

Recording Ending...

"Well why would I fix her if it would help you?" Exclaimed Celestia, "She should go ahead and die!"

"..."

"War?"

I was seeing red... and then I saw nothing...

~Cortana POV~

"YoU WiLL DiE" She said with John's mouth.

She tore the bars out of their place and threw them at the elements, knocking them out and then she used Jetpack to propel forward and punch Celestia in the face which propelled her through the wall out of Canterlot. She jetpacked to Dodge Junction, which is where Celestia landed, she pulled out her magnum when she landed and shot clear through Celestia's wing and then shot through her left foreleg which knock her out. She then pulled out her sticky detonator and stuck a grenade to Celestia's chest and threw her back to the elements and jetpacked to the Everfree.

~Twilight POV~

"Ohhhhhh..." Moaned Twilight in pain.

"Hey Twilight!" Shouted Rainbow Dash.

"Yes?"

"Look at Celestia."

"Ok..."

She looked.

Twilight.exe has shut down... Rebooting... Error 1239... Celestia nearly killed... Rebooting... Error 873... Celestia looks second best... Fixing both... Fixed... Rebooting... Done... Twilight.exe has activated.

"WHO DID THIS!"

"I dunno. But whats that thing on her chest?"

KABOOM