Cortana? This has got to be a prank... Right?

"Hey, hey!" Exclaimed John

"Yes?" Asked his friend

"Perfect replica Assault rifle not out of my range!"

"Get it then!" He said

"YEAH!"

~30 Seconds later ~

"So how much?" Asked John

"Oh, free for you, my friend!" Exclaimed the merchant

He snatched the Assault rifle from the merchant and looked at every inch of it before blacking out...

~Equus' moon~

"What... Happened..." Asked John

"You seem to be on the moon, Chief."

"Nice Cortana impression, Bob." Exclaimed John

"Who's Bob?"

"Cortana? This has got to be a prank... Right?" Asked John

"Chief? Are you alright?"

"Yeah... OH MY GOD WE ARE ON THE MOON!"

"Yes, yes we are."

"And if I'm Chief... Then..."

And he jumped off the moon.

~Celestia POV~

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

BOOM SNAP

"Celly, what is that?" Asked Luna

"I don't know... Must be something from the Discord Era."

"He landed on somepony, Celly."

"OH GOD I THINK I KILLED A HORSE! HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A BEARD AND A HORN... Wait, what?"

"Looks like a Unicorn and brain wave's suggest it was sentient."

"F***" Screamed the thing.

"Get the elements." Said Celestia