Spike hates himself, so he tries to kill himself. Unfortunately, Spike's attempts fail to help him. Apparently everyone else benefits from his internal suffering.

Hopefully Spike finds a solution to his problem.

Idea spurred by DragonRaiderX9, thanks!
Cover art by BlueOysterColt because the previous cover art didn't fit the story.

Edited by TheWraithWriter.

Warning: Absurd Humor, and I'm not spoiling the story to you so don't even think about asking what the other so-called triggers are.