Bad Stories For Bad People

One day, Twilight awoke. She got out of bed.

“Oh dear, it appears I’ve stepped in semen.”

Spike’s corpse floated past.

“Wow, that’s a lot of semen.”

Yeah, there is a lot of semen.

Plot twist; It’s human semen. It’s from you. You are the only human in Equestria. You jacked off everywhere you fucking piece of shit, fucking clean up next time.

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