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Bad Stories For Bad People

by harpseal2
A collection of assorted short stories that are awful parodies of bad fanfics, or just awful ideas I had.

A collection of assorted short stories that are awful parodies of bad fanfics, or just awful ideas I had. Don't read this, unless you are really into irony, sarcasm, and satire.

There is no consistent update schedule, I will update as I please.

Pre-reading? Hah!

I made the cover photo myself. Yes, I'm a sensitive artist.

Warning: Contains Coarse Language, Sex, Blood and Gore, Violence, and just a lot of bad shit in general.

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16612 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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25 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Sgt. Scootaloo, Seal Team Alpha Romeo 6 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1024
  2. Chapter 2: Escape from TERRORIST ISLAND™! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    757
  3. Chapter 3: Twilight Sparkle and the feature-bait fuckfest 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    563
  4. Chapter 4: Rad Stories For Rad People 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    558
  5. Chapter 5: Applejack and The Bad, Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Story 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    649
  6. Chapter 6(66): Pinkie Pie kills fucking everyone (Guest Chapter) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    765
  7. Chapter 7: Rainbow Dash goes to Australia 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1417
  8. Chapter 8: Daryl Dixon visits Ponyville 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    603
  9. Chapter 9: A Typical Shitty, Generic Second-Person Clopfic That Will Inevitably Be Featured Because Pathetic Losers Like You Like To Imagine Themselves Fucking Horses, Because No Human Female Would Even Come Close To You, You Fucking Autist 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    42
  10. Chapter 10: Twilight’s house has a bunch of semen in it and stuff I guess 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    91
  11. ch@pt3r 11: num bi lankan pirk sogn-fic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    153
  12. Chapter 12: My Disco 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1059
  13. Chapter 13: Cards against Autism 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    573
  14. Chapter 14: Fallout (Boy): Equestria - The Nuclear Gangbang (Guest Chapter) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1027
  15. Chapter 15: ViE - Vikernes in Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1551
  16. Chapter 16: You Suffer Songfic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    10
  17. Chapter 17: Bad Music For Bad People 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    574
  18. Chapter 18: He 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    17
  19. Chapter 19: The Chapter In Which Rainbow Dash And Fluttershy Engage In Consensual Carnal Knowledge Within The Current Residence Of Fluttershy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    3297
  20. Chapter 20: Sgt. Scootaloo, Seal Team Alpha Romeo 6 Two: Revenge of The Illuminati Reptilian Muslims and their Gay Agenda 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1037
  21. Chapter 21: The joke 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6
  22. Chapter 22: The memer in Equestria 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    13
  23. Chapter 23: Backwards Music Station (whale)Song Fic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    27
  24. Chapter 24: The Life And Times Of A Shitty Clopfic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    188
  25. Chapter 25: The Author’s Tragedy (2nd Person) 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    611