Bad Stories For Bad People

pynky py was doin a cry bcuz her boifrined broek up wif her and shi cried nd shit. shi wantd to kill herslef nd stuff. shi hung a rope, but relezed rope was not dere. den she ws in th walmart loking 4 rope 2 hng herslef nd sow metora by lenkon purk.

"this cd is a metaphor for my life" shi said, "fake, digitally generated, and already broken" she contined, noticng a hueg fucken crak in de cd case.

shi wnet 2 da conter and buyd it nd thn whent home.

shi put da cd in the plyer nd 4 som wird fukken reasonshi whent to the trck cald "num"

shi slit hr rists as de sexy mn (alsp nown s chester frum legsof pork) yelld

"IVEEEE BECOMMME SOOO NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM"

den shi put hr fuckin hed thru de rop n died

end of story